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  • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 2:20pm

    If you gave a dude a blowjob for 45 minutes and he still didn't bust a nut, it sounds like you could use some practice too.

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      Submitted by zinger on Dec 11, 10 at 3:17pm

      This guy knows what's up.

      • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 11, 10 at 3:50pm

        Dude's got it down to an ART. :D

    • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 12, 10 at 12:00am

      Let's get 300

  • Submitted by magnumcorpus on Dec 11, 10 at 5:20pm

    Sounds like you've got a tight pussy, but a big mouth

  • Submitted by zelig on Dec 11, 10 at 3:35pm

    No wonder he only lasted 3 mins he was tired of not getting off... Next time less sucky and more fucky

  • Submitted by darq_qing987 on Dec 11, 10 at 4:34pm

    Next time maybe you should blow him for a couple of minutes and maybe he will be inside you for 45. A BJ shouldn't really last that long...

  • Submitted by brownie8 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:17pm

    Sounds like YOU need to get your shit together and learn.... not him

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Dec 11, 10 at 3:58pm

    45 min blowjob u must been usin teeth like a woodchipper dude was just being polite. Time to step YOUR game up

  • Submitted by skanknocka on Dec 11, 10 at 2:48pm

    Eat it up before you beat it up.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 11, 10 at 10:23pm

    I always figured a BJ should be 15/20 minutes tops. You're doing it wrong

  • Submitted by ccns on Dec 12, 10 at 12:48pm

    It might be that your mouth being shut for 45 minutes was better than the sex. Just kidding.

  • Submitted by sick1200 on Dec 15, 10 at 11:49am

    Sometimes it takes a while to bust. When this is the case, lay down on the bed and have her straddle your face.......69 baby.

  • Submitted by collegekid1 on Dec 13, 10 at 2:17am

    this guy knows how to manage his time

  • Submitted by randomname on Dec 11, 10 at 2:28pm

    WTF is wrong with this dude? Move on, honey...

  • Submitted by clamsmash on Dec 11, 10 at 2:17pm

    at least he got the blowjob FIRST!

  • Submitted by yourmother12345 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:09pm

    Round 2 might last longer. Js

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:46pm

    Well there's your problem...

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Dec 11, 10 at 2:20pm

    Love a woman who knows what she wants! A woman who even willing to blow that long deserves more! Better get your act together soon cause I'm pretty sure she's already cheatin on a two pump chump like ya anyways...

    • Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Dec 11, 10 at 6:15pm

      How is a guy who gets blown for 45 minutes a two pump chump?

  • Submitted by 172CowTown on Dec 11, 10 at 6:42pm

    Hmmmm. according to reports, the avg time spent thrusting is 7 minutes. So, he owes you (at least) 4 minutes.

  • Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 11, 10 at 9:20pm

    your blow jobs need a little stepping up if he didn't nut yet...

  • Submitted by peanut45 on Dec 11, 10 at 9:02pm

    harsh stantheman. but very true. practice up!

  • Submitted by MuffinW on Dec 12, 10 at 12:07am

    Dump him.

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 12:47am

    Is he THAT slow to rise and flow??? Guess you got better sex reaction then him. Trade in for a newer model hon.

  • Submitted by waterdrops on Dec 11, 10 at 5:18pm

    Ugh Ive done this, at his request, being a nice girlfriend I did it knowing full well we wouldnt be fucking. He made it last as long as possible.

  • Submitted by harleyy on Dec 11, 10 at 2:56pm

    Wow u need a new man

  • Submitted by anna1020 on Dec 12, 10 at 3:19am

    This girl is my new best friend!!!\n\nAnddd this is sadly the story of my life. \n\nWhere the real men at??

  • Submitted by Sabrina on Dec 16, 10 at 2:07am

    That's not right...

  • Submitted by szlafarski on Dec 12, 10 at 4:08pm

    This guy is a legend.

  • Submitted by Dirkdiggler on Dec 11, 10 at 8:19pm

    This guy deserves a huge fucking round of a pause. That's him getting his to the fullest. Bravo sir, bra-fucking-vo

  • Submitted by norymarshall28 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:14am

    Wow. Looks like Will Ferrel had some fun, though.

  • Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 6:23pm

    Preach on please! WTF is wrong with these dudes! Ha!