I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
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That's pretty gross
Dwight Schrute: "lots of yeast infections in this area... must be because we're downriver from that bread factory."
The first half sounded almost fun, and then when she explained, sad happened.
For all you idiots, yeast infections are rarely caused by having sex. So no, the op can't be considered a whore just because she has a yeast infection. Why don't you go read up on things an educate yourself before judging someone.
Btw, this is fucking hilarious
I just threw up
Barf. But you could make beer also.
Add some cinn and raisans and make muffins. Muffins are better....Mmmmm muff muffins yummy
This shit was hilarios!!!!!
10:09 you fucktard, wiping appropriately has nothing to do with yeast infections. Do some research before you criticize spaz ass.
You can get a yeast infection from several things. Taking antibiotics is one of them. Yeast infections aren't caused from sex very often. Just saying, especially for those thinking the OP is a whore.
Everyone who says this is gross needs to act more mature.
I laughed hard haha every woman has or will experience a yeast infection. It was a good joke or pun I would say. Cuz duh yeast is bread in dough form.
That is HILARIOUS.
Still amazed at how stupid people are regarding sex and their genitals, especially the females. You have a vagina, learn how it works. It is so sad when you don't know the difference between a UTI and a yeast infection.
Yeast infections succckkk. I'm 15 and Ive had one!!!
i dont think this is a good site for you. just saying...
Hella clever! Hahaha
Just say no
You fucking retards-how do you mix up UTI's and yeast infections? Fucking a these comment sections are embarrassing for the human race.
Wipe? Yeast has *nothing* to do with fecal material. Seriously.
Can you say that to a doctor? I'm bakin bread in my pussy doc
this is funny but at the same time the nasiest thing I've ever read, or close to it. I hope your close to the person you sent that to...........that's awkward..
God, I wish this was the first time I've ever heard this
that is fucking raunchy.
I threw up
I HOPE people are getting confused between UTI's and yeast infections simply for the fact that most UTI medications like sulphates and bactrim can often cause a women to develope a yeast infection.. Most yeast infections are not due to the woman being a whore, but as a side effect. It really worries me how sad people have become.
ahahahahahahah just laughed SO loud
Ummm to those bashing 103, he may be stupid but he's right, it ain't a bacteria, it's a fungus.... Actually that sounds more disgusting haha
Am I the only person with a boner right now?
This type of shit shouldn't be shared.
Yummy! I want a loaf of that bread!
I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
I'm baking blacks in soviet Russia
Who cares if it's nasty it's still funny as hell
Holy shit this is the best
...wow. I hate this country.
Never heard of someone so happy to have one as you...
Lol sounds like this bitch was drunk txting her mom XD
Funny way to share a shitty week
this is fucking disgusting
2:03: Get a new doctor...
Gross... Funny, but gross.
That is nasty!
Just got a bonner
Nast but funny
Seriously?? That's gross!!!
Silly! Oh lighten up, yeast infections can happen from something as simple as staying in a wet bikini for two long. It's gross, but not the end of the world. And I think this chick is funny! Making a joke out of it and shit.
totalllyyyy trifeee! but I just died laughing.
Yeah dirty white trash is hilarious.
12:17 is a fucking skank, whore, devils prostitute!!!!
Ew. But hahahaha
Fake. And Gross.
2:03 your an idiot. Cranberry juice is for UTIs Not yeast infections. If your going to rant at least get your facts straight. But who would go around texting people telling them this anyway? I hope this is fake. But there really are some dumbass people out there I guess..
Eat some yogurt and get some meds.
This made me chuckle, btw.
As much funny shit tfln gets submitted to 'em, they post something that osmunda even funny.this is just sad
That's fucking nasty. Why would tell someone that?
That's the most hilarious/disgusting thing I've heard all day!
You can get a yeast infection from having sex, not peeing right after, then going at it again. Happened to me once with the hubby. He was so horny.
thats also for a uti...not a yeast infection...
and bladder infections
a bladder infection is a UTI. your bladder is part of your urinary tract
Obviously she poops bread, and 10:09 is the first to figure this out. Geesh you people
Omg eww. tmi
STL it's how we do!
I'm baking corn and English pea soup in my ass. Would yoou like to stop by and eat it for me?
Disgusting. Your trash.
Welcome to saint Louis everybody. Were Sick humor and the arch is all we have
2:20 lives a sheltered life.
Jeez people it's just a yeast infection, which are often caused by antibiotics...a little medication clears it up quickly. Most women get one at some point in time. It's not pleasant, but I'm sure there are much nastier things...
That's the grossest shit I've ever heard..
Lol yess! This is actually more funny than gross... N for anyone of yal that don't think so... Oh well must just be that 314 humor! Whoot STL! Btw, good one 11:31.
Saint louis, I love you
Ha I'm done(:
Who votes this with a thumbs up x_x
That's funny but gross
that is really funny. yeahhh stl.
This text got rid of my boner.
Not clever at all faggggoooyttssssssss
Me - swear - it's tangy
Keepin' it class st louis
Is it garlic bread? Cause that's my fav!
Sick but funny lol
Women have become such nasty whores
I could have done without knowing this
Atleast she didn't say 'im toasting waffles in my vag'
2/9 @8:19, because spear chunkers can't do anything for themselves. They depend on you and I (The MAN) to pay for every nut they bust in they bitches. Then they go knock up 5 or 6 more and never pay a damn dime for their MISTAKES. Go back home damn AFRICAN'S
Hahaha, funniest thing ever!
OMG freakin' hilarious, and gross, but funny as hell
Keeping it classy Saint Louis. It's people like this that make me ashamed to live here...
Like eww omg. I don't think you should broadcast info like that.
A yeast infection is caused by the lack of bacteria in the vagina, not the pressence of bacteria. The bacteria and yeast keep each other in balance. If the bacteria count Is low, such as taking antibiotics than the yeast can grow.
I have vanilla ice cream in my penis, ladies play it right and ill deliver.
5/10 - would not bang
Just be glad shes not making blueberry waffles...
Must be nig puss. They never know who's in there
Lol sooo funny
That is so nasty! How did that make it on here?
just reading that gave two of us immediate stomach aches.\n\nNow he's taking a shit.\n\nI think we've found the cure for constipation.
I'm no longer hungry...
I like to shove baby chipmunks up my butthole.
~Rick E. Dick
Ha! What kind of girl says that? SICK!
I'll still eat you out
2:03, Candida aka yeast is not a bacteria. It's a fungus.
Maybe cranberry juice can help keep vaginal ph normal, along with helping to keep the urinary tract healthy, but it doesn't prevent yeast infections by killing bacteria. But I really don't know.
Brings new meaning to having a bun in the oven...
WTF is wrong with you ppl? Why are there racial comments on here? You ppl are so ignorant! This is funny and clever. It has nothing to do with her being slutty. Whores get paid for sex btw you fucking morons.
Who has eaten out a yeast infected pussy?
Bahaha. It's even worse when the girl you just railed tells you afterwards
Interesting way to start a conversation she almost seems proud haha
Trashy people talk about personal things like this. Have some class.
1:11 you are a fucking idiot.
I send so many funny things to tfln
People who call the op a skank or a whore really should be shot. Any elementary school student knows yeast isn't a bacteria or even an STD.
Like it ain't even funny in a sarcastic way.
Stfu or think before you decide to pretend like you're anything but a loser
I'm not even proud of my area code anymore... This is ggggrrrrroooooossssssssssssss. Ew.
Way to represent STL. We must have the
classiest/skankiest girls around.
In soviet Russia, yeast infection has you!
Haha that's fucking dirty
What a whore
Bitch wipe your shit front to back
Sick. But hilarious
If she took better care of her snatch it wouldn't be all fucked up! Simple as that.... I wash and shave my dick, balls
Stay classy STL
I don't want a taste thanks
Time to rub it in,\n\nGynelotrimin,\n\nBeauty's got a yeast!
How do I get my posts oh tfnl
This womens making bread and I think it's sourdough! :P
103 you should probably know that yeast IS a bacteria before you go talking shit
Should've drank your cranberry juice when doin' the dirty!
that's for a uti, not a yeast infection. learn the difference.
Lol? My doctor recommended it, but apparently there is a difference? :O? Here, educate yourself:\n"Doctors and scientists believe that the cranberry and its juice is very effective in preventing yeast infection—possibly even treat it. This is possible since cranberry juice contains substances that render bacterias unable to cling on the walls of the mouth, intestines, and even the urinary tract. No bacteria, no risk of yeast infection.\nIf that isn't enough, cranberry juice also helps lower pH l
@10:17 Black people hate you. Eat a dick.
Stl at its finest
Nasty STL hoes
Oh god, I just busted the fuck out laughing. But that is pretty gross.. Hahahaha
Grosssss why even post that....
You stay classy, Festus.
False, hardly anything is nastier. and who "reads up" on yeast infections u weirdo
That's so gross! Haha
If anyone ever sent me that text I would delete their number and never speak to them again. Dis. gust. ing.
Yeast infections are caused by medication and douching far more often than sex.