today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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The hola really makes this text. Lol.
so we've moved from racism to sexism in the comments. really, i'm touched.
That'd be a awesome tattoo....for a douche bag.
It wouldve been funnier if he drew a lawn gnome pushing the lawn mower
Big deal ?
True story - my friend has her pubes dyed green and lawnmower tat...
Yeah, the lawn mower was just an ice breaker. You suck for not doing your duty of blowing him. It's rather difficult do accomplish in school, but far from impossible.
If he pulls down his pants as a women you are to suck him off. Do your job
What are you 15? Pubes aren't "glorious"
What school?\nCentury high ftw
This is awesome. Gotta love PDX
Is this a good or bad thing? I can't tell from reading this...
I agree. Without the Hola this text wouldn't be funny at all.
OREGON is where it's at!!!!
A high schooler from Oregon. :)