if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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teehee, I admire you. Me too.
+1 for the use of the word "schlong"
haha i love you girls! i couldn't live without the laughs i get from you! :P
I, too, have this dick envy.
You uhhh.....you girls know that if you want to have them, they DO have stores where you can buy relatively accurate copies of them. Even ones with handy straps for secure attachment.
Wanna trade for a day?
I've always wondered what it would be like to have girl parts.
I can't promise "massive", but.....
Unwanted and morning erections can be annoying
schlong is a great word, and so is wang.
i had no idea that so many girls wanted to have a pleasurepole. gotta make them cry or you failed
This is fucking hilarious. One of the only recent tfln that is actually funny/legit.
I've been saying this for years.
Dude! Haha I say that all the time. Getting blowjobs and pissing on everything seems like it would be fun.
Careful what you wish for, having a big dick during everyday life is annoying as fuck.
Try peeing in a toilet where the water nearly grazes the tip . That's REALLY annoying.
i told my ex-bf i wish i had a dick. he thought i was weird.
i'm with 2:00. i feel like having a dick is more fun.
If I had a dick I would slap someone with it.
A+. Also props on "schlong." Double props on being from the area.
bahahaha i always say that too
"for serious" im surprised this is not a 407 post
i just wish i could say SUCK MY DICK and have it WORK. cause "suck my tits" and "lick my cunt" just aren't the same.
I think "eat my ass" would work regardless of gender.
having a dick would be serious fun... slapping bitches with it would be first on my list of things to do
Unless your dick hangs straight down from the bottom of your crotch, you'd have to be about 11" flaccid for it to drape over your balls and dangle the tip near the water line in most toilets.
Okay 1:27am, not only do I never meet the funny ones, I never meet the funny and hot ones.
penis envy now - short haired man hating feminist in 10 years time.
Maybe you just go to sleep high
theres alot of chicks who wanna be reincarnated into a guy with a huge penis , im so on that train as well i just wanna play with my own penis one day
So you want to be me?
i have dick envy too haha
I want a dick in my next life too... oh the things I could do with a light saber...
I'm so with 2:00 and 2:30... having a cock would be great! I am not ashamed to admit that I have penis envy!
I love a girl who is funny, and I'm from the 440.
Life's too short to be stuck on things -- I know that I love to laugh, and I love making other people laugh. if I fall asleep at night and I'm smiling, then I consider it a successful day.
hahahhahaa i feel the exact same way!!!
^it would be interesting if it weren't for that whole "getting people to let you" roadblock.
i have dick envy.
it seems so interesting :P
go around fucking people
haha you guys just dont think the funny ones are attractive, thats all.
Guys have it so easy. Definitly agree with this
This chick is funny. I never meet the funny ones.
my friend always says that she wants to be a guy in the next life and "the first thing i'd do was slap a nun in the face with it"