i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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I JUST WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES!!!!!
do we hang out...Im pretty sure I was there...a few times
This text kind of makes me love my state. High fives all around.
sounds like fun! rugburns suck though :(
sounds like my idea of an awesome night!!
show pictures or it didn't happen.
you know how you fell into it 4:17?...you were born. shame on you
nh = very little to do. so, we get drunk and do really crazy and stupid things.
This sounds like the most amazing and ultimate night EVER! Nothing in my life will ever top this. Haha.
was there also a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet?
theres a real good chance this text came from someone at my after prom last weekend.. in NH where most everyone got rug burns and the next night we bon-fired.
The people who say things are fake are so annoying! Crazy, never thought that could happen shit really does happen on occasion. You weenies!
Screen shot that shit...or it isn't true. Fact.
Your life must be one long crime scene investigation. I'm so jealous!
Marry me? both of you?
I love blow-up obstacle courses
thats how we do in new england.
Theres nothing worse than rugburn on your ass so intense it takes almost a month to fully go away.
haha project graduation....
ahhhh that was the best sheep I have had all year........
LMAO the same thing happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read "blow-up obstacle course" as "blow-job obstacle course" HAHA. Sounds slightly painful.
A post like this is why this site was invented!
4:17 obviously sarcasm escapes you
there is no way any of your lives will ever be this fucking cool.
3:43, it didn't, and you didn't.
Yup. Sounds like every camping trip I've ever been on.
First person to post anything similar to "this happened to me" or "I know these people" is a sheepfucker.
Yay New Hampshire!
i agree i wanna be your friend...
It sounds like a Project Graduation thing
i want to be your friend.....
ha. sounds like an up all night fiasco
hahaha this is why i love new hampshire<3
this is like the life story of weymouth.
blueberry vodka, not amazing as it sounds.
obstacle course, oh yeah.
wait.....my life will never be cool as getting drunk at a bonfire with an obstacle course and rug burn.......with a camera present.....
shit is WILD!!!!!!!
how did i ever fall into this boring pitiful and bonfireless existance????
ha ha @ sheepfucker
I'm gonna have to use that one
i actually think this would be a lot better without the reply.
still, its hilarious.
omg this happened to me... I sent this text!!!!!
4:11... Coke isn't that prevalent in NH... we mainly just get high and take shrooms. sometimes we will do some ex though.
8:10, a nip is a little bottle of alcohol. the ones with only a shot in them.
Yay for the NH bonfire. nothing like playing beruit in the woods by the firelight.
this happened in NH, I live in NH. I seriously want to be your friend, I want to party like this. jesssus.
NH + MASS = some awesome stuff. when you combine people from those two states, nothing but funny happens
Just the words blueberry smirnoff make me sick. I still can't eat blueberry muffins. I think I might need to puke now.