i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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do we hang out...Im pretty sure I was there...a few times
show pictures or it didn't happen.
theres a real good chance this text came from someone at my after prom last weekend.. in NH where most everyone got rug burns and the next night we bon-fired.
This text kind of makes me love my state. High fives all around.
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES!!!!!
Marry me? both of you?
you know how you fell into it 4:17?...you were born. shame on you
This sounds like the most amazing and ultimate night EVER! Nothing in my life will ever top this. Haha.
Your life must be one long crime scene investigation. I'm so jealous!
The people who say things are fake are so annoying! Crazy, never thought that could happen shit really does happen on occasion. You weenies!
I love blow-up obstacle courses
was there also a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet?
sounds like my idea of an awesome night!!
First person to post anything similar to "this happened to me" or "I know these people" is a sheepfucker.
3:43, it didn't, and you didn't.
i actually think this would be a lot better without the reply.
still, its hilarious.
Screen shot that shit...or it isn't true. Fact.
A post like this is why this site was invented!
nh = very little to do. so, we get drunk and do really crazy and stupid things.
thats how we do in new england.
4:17 obviously sarcasm escapes you
sounds like fun! rugburns suck though :(
there is no way any of your lives will ever be this fucking cool.
haha project graduation....
i agree i wanna be your friend...
Yup. Sounds like every camping trip I've ever been on.
ha. sounds like an up all night fiasco
i want to be your friend.....
I read "blow-up obstacle course" as "blow-job obstacle course" HAHA. Sounds slightly painful.
Yay New Hampshire!
hahaha this is why i love new hampshire<3
Theres nothing worse than rugburn on your ass so intense it takes almost a month to fully go away.
blueberry vodka, not amazing as it sounds.
obstacle course, oh yeah.
wait.....my life will never be cool as getting drunk at a bonfire with an obstacle course and rug burn.......with a camera present.....
shit is WILD!!!!!!!
how did i ever fall into this boring pitiful and bonfireless existance????
this is like the life story of weymouth.
ahhhh that was the best sheep I have had all year........
LMAO the same thing happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha @ sheepfucker
I'm gonna have to use that one
It sounds like a Project Graduation thing
omg this happened to me... I sent this text!!!!!
this happened in NH, I live in NH. I seriously want to be your friend, I want to party like this. jesssus.
NH + MASS = some awesome stuff. when you combine people from those two states, nothing but funny happens
Just the words blueberry smirnoff make me sick. I still can't eat blueberry muffins. I think I might need to puke now.
4:11... Coke isn't that prevalent in NH... we mainly just get high and take shrooms. sometimes we will do some ex though.
8:10, a nip is a little bottle of alcohol. the ones with only a shot in them.
Yay for the NH bonfire. nothing like playing beruit in the woods by the firelight.