The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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party midgets exist. you hire them, they come hang out and drink.
Same way you rent a stripper, or a DJ, or a caterer, I would assume.
401 area code?? Sounds like PC
I wanna get paid to go hang out and drink :(
Renting people...how capitalist.
i know him we rented him for a bachelor party dressed like a pirate. He's mad alcoholic. I still have his number 401-662-9690.
what do u do w a rented midget? or anyone u rent? do u put them to work? torture them? make fun? hmmmm...not sure how I feel about this
how does one go about renting a midget?????
why rent ...when u can get it for free!? lol
so...do u have to foot the medical bills?!
how do you rent a midget?? hahah awesome
This does sound like a Rhode Island story. RIC here
The same shit happened at my buddy's batchelor party... We rented Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show... He got wasted and had to be escorted out... good thing we had 3 other "little people" for midget bowling!
that kind of sounds like the best night ever
sounds like Vegas you fools. RI does not have rentable midgets. hookers yes. midgets no.
i go to brown. there are midgets in providence. there are prostitutes in providence. there are cross dressers in providence.
And yes. There are cross-dressing, midget prostitutes. I shit you not. I've seen one with my own SOBER eyes.
I love you, providence.
I can't believe I just googled "rent a midget“
401 Area cod? sounds like PC.... umm how about sounds like the whole fucking state of rhode island considering thats the only area code RI has. not just providence college.
they're funny aren't they.. midgets i mean
Off of a caprisun you say?
Hahaha, wow that's one of the best [tfln] texts I have read! Lol
I wish I had a midget.