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  • Renting people...how capitalist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Same way you rent a stripper, or a DJ, or a caterer, I would assume.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:56am
  • 401 area code?? Sounds like PC

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:28am
  • I wanna get paid to go hang out and drink :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:19am
  • party midgets exist. you hire them, they come hang out and drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:59am
  • what do u do w a rented midget? or anyone u rent? do u put them to work? torture them? make fun? hmmmm...not sure how I feel about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:21am
  • how does one go about renting a midget?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:06am
  • i know him we rented him for a bachelor party dressed like a pirate. He's mad alcoholic. I still have his number 401-662-9690.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:15pm
  • so...do u have to foot the medical bills?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:21am
  • why rent ...when u can get it for free!? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:20am
  • how do you rent a midget?? hahah awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:44pm
  • This does sound like a Rhode Island story. RIC here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:42pm
  • The same shit happened at my buddy's batchelor party... We rented Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show... He got wasted and had to be escorted out... good thing we had 3 other "little people" for midget bowling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:29pm
  • sounds like Vegas you fools. RI does not have rentable midgets. hookers yes. midgets no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:55pm
  • I can't believe I just googled "rent a midget“

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:28am
  • i go to brown. there are midgets in providence. there are prostitutes in providence. there are cross dressers in providence. And yes. There are cross-dressing, midget prostitutes. I shit you not. I've seen one with my own SOBER eyes. I love you, providence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:22pm
  • that kind of sounds like the best night ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:32am
  • 401 Area cod? sounds like PC.... umm how about sounds like the whole fucking state of rhode island considering thats the only area code RI has. not just providence college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:39pm
  • they're funny aren't they.. midgets i mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Off of a caprisun you say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:06pm
  • I wish I had a midget.

    Submitted by coldfusion167 on Feb 23, 12 at 8:32pm
  • Hahaha, wow that's one of the best [tfln] texts I have read! Lol

    Submitted by moop75 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:12am