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  • that's not even funny. that's terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:02pm
  • LMAO so fuckin funny i'll try this tonite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:29pm
  • that would be someones biggest mistake if that happened at my house...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:43pm
  • I would shoot you if I saw you doing that, even if it wasnt my pet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Do people not understand jokes anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:18pm
  • EPIC! mine bites, but feel free to try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:07pm
  • haha i'd love to see you steal a mastiff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:05pm
  • umm.. randomly this just happened to friends of ours, like 2 days ago. bastards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:18pm
  • prolly the funniest thing ive heard so far this week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:57pm
  • what the fuck is wrong with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:59pm
  • June 2, 2009 1:51PM Guess you've never been to Jersey, then, huh? Try saying that while walking through Jersey City or Paterson...see how long you'll survive...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Wow, I've never heard a better idea in my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Gotta do what ya gotta do to get by in this economy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:19pm
  • LMFAO @ 2:48 posting~ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa..... this is a pretty fucked up idea but funny none the less

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Trespass to Chattels. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:00pm
  • NOT funny and NOT cool. Go play a video game if you're so fuckin bored. My dogs would eat you for lunch and I'd stand there and watch. And laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Really really uncool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:01pm
  • THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST IDEA FOR A BORING DAY! But of course return them later.....shaved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 151... shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:46am
  • hysterical. funniest one yet. love the bows. the poor people though ahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:27am
  • Apparently not 4:18 the funniest thing about reading the replies has to be seeing how bent out of shape people get over stupid shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:51pm
  • indiana is to chicago what new jersey is to nyc... worthless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Or a product of inbreeding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:24pm
  • i hope they all bite the shit out of you. jersey kicks ass. don't hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:58pm
  • hopefully you walk into a backyard with that 200 pound monkey that attacked the lady in NY (yes im aware it died, but one similar in size and viciousness)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:49pm
  • If a real animal is too much, try lawn gnomes. It's better when you know the person, make it a myspace, facebook and twitter to update the owner of where it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:30am
  • It's Indiana. Expect less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Lol if there's one thing I'm noticing. People don't usually agree on here. Except when it comes to their pets. Don't fuck with them hahah.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 15, 11 at 1:41am
  • Ah that's terrible.. I'll be outside with a shot gun tonight guarding my yard. Thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:23am
  • my dad would take down half the us to find the mother fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:56pm
  • so fuckin funny lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:13pm
  • HAHAHAHAHH i feel bad laughing but OMG!!! its a horrible idea but now i have a feeling this is going to pop into my head next time im EXTREAMLY drunk LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Funny...but I would fucking kill whoever touched my doggies =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:49pm
  • If I caught u, I would fuckin water board u...then drown u for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:59am
  • I actually laughed at this. I'd be kinda stoked if it happened and the ransom was something ridiculous like baked goods, something random and not money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:01am
  • Very clever horrible idea, I have a Pitt bull so it would most likely attack the shit out of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:32pm
  • ah, growing up in the suburbs. that 's the sort of boredom that stays with you for the rest of your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:23pm
  • yes, shaved. and dyed. with bows around the tail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:18am
  • or feed random pets bread chunks with liquid laxative dripped on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:02pm
  • i'd love to watch u try and steal my dog... u'd get eaten

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I hope they hump your leg, bust a nut in your hair, and then bite the fuck out of you. Fuck Jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Get ready to be jumped on and beaten to death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:44pm
  • i stole a kids dog, that i *liked* in high school, then was the *AMAZING* person who FOUND it. while driving around HIS neighborhood *stalking him* lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:48pm
  • hahaha 2 48. that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Pit bulls eat babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Yet another reason why big dogs > small ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:25pm
  • This is so not a joke. So not funny. Don't even think it is. Good way to get yourself hurt even thinking about it.

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Sep 15, 13 at 10:09pm
  • 2:30, that's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:56am