Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
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LMAO so fuckin funny i'll try this tonite!
that's not even funny. that's terrible.
mine bites, but feel free to try.
that would be someones biggest mistake if that happened at my house...
umm.. randomly this just happened to friends of ours, like 2 days ago. bastards!
Do people not understand jokes anymore?
Apparently not 4:18 the funniest thing about reading the replies has to be seeing how bent out of shape people get over stupid shit.
I would shoot you if I saw you doing that, even if it wasnt my pet
prolly the funniest thing ive heard so far this week
Trespass to Chattels. Look it up.
June 2, 2009 1:51PM Guess you've never been to Jersey, then, huh? Try saying that while walking through Jersey City or Paterson...see how long you'll survive...
what the fuck is wrong with you
haha i'd love to see you steal a mastiff
Really really uncool.
Wow, I've never heard a better idea in my life.
NOT funny and NOT cool. Go play a video game if you're so fuckin bored. My dogs would eat you for lunch and I'd stand there and watch. And laugh.
Gotta do what ya gotta do to get by in this economy!
LMFAO @ 2:48 posting~ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa..... this is a pretty fucked up idea but funny none the less
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST IDEA FOR A BORING DAY! But of course return them later.....shaved.
Lol if there's one thing I'm noticing. People don't usually agree on here. Except when it comes to their pets. Don't fuck with them hahah.
Or a product of inbreeding
hopefully you walk into a backyard with that 200 pound monkey that attacked the lady in NY (yes im aware it died, but one similar in size and viciousness)
so fuckin funny lmao
151... shut the fuck up.
hysterical. funniest one yet. love the bows. the poor people though ahahahahah
indiana is to chicago what new jersey is to nyc... worthless
i hope they all bite the shit out of you.
jersey kicks ass. don't hate.
HAHAHAHAHH i feel bad laughing but OMG!!!
its a horrible idea but now i have a feeling this is going to pop into my head next time im EXTREAMLY drunk LMAO
If a real animal is too much, try lawn gnomes. It's better when you know the person, make it a myspace, facebook and twitter to update the owner of where it is.
Funny...but I would fucking kill whoever touched my doggies =)
It's Indiana. Expect less.
Ah that's terrible.. I'll be outside with a shot gun tonight guarding my yard. Thanks
my dad would take down half the us to find the mother fucker
If I caught u, I would fuckin water board u...then drown u for real
I hope they hump your leg, bust a nut in your hair, and then bite the fuck out of you. Fuck Jersey
yes, shaved. and dyed. with bows around the tail.
Very clever horrible idea, I have a Pitt bull so it would most likely attack the shit out of you
ah, growing up in the suburbs. that 's the sort of boredom that stays with you for the rest of your life.
I actually laughed at this. I'd be kinda stoked if it happened and the ransom was something ridiculous like baked goods, something random and not money.
or feed random pets bread chunks with liquid laxative dripped on it
Get ready to be jumped on and beaten to death.
i'd love to watch u try and steal my dog... u'd get eaten
i stole a kids dog, that i *liked* in high school, then was the *AMAZING* person who FOUND it. while driving around HIS neighborhood *stalking him* lol
Yet another reason why big dogs > small ones.
hahaha 2 48. that's awesome
Pit bulls eat babies.
This is so not a joke. So not funny. Don't even think it is. Good way to get yourself hurt even thinking about it.
2:30, that's hilarious.