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  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:43pm

    that would be someones biggest mistake if that happened at my house...

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:29pm

    LMAO so fuckin funny i'll try this tonite!

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:18pm

    Do people not understand jokes anymore?

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:01pm

    I would shoot you if I saw you doing that, even if it wasnt my pet

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:18pm

    umm.. randomly this just happened to friends of ours, like 2 days ago. bastards!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:59pm

    what the fuck is wrong with you

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:19pm

    Gotta do what ya gotta do to get by in this economy!

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:05pm

    haha i'd love to see you steal a mastiff

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:51pm

    Apparently not 4:18 the funniest thing about reading the replies has to be seeing how bent out of shape people get over stupid shit.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:01pm

    Really really uncool.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:49pm

    hopefully you walk into a backyard with that 200 pound monkey that attacked the lady in NY (yes im aware it died, but one similar in size and viciousness)

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:00pm

    Trespass to Chattels. Look it up.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:56pm

    my dad would take down half the us to find the mother fucker

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    June 2, 2009 1:51PM Guess you've never been to Jersey, then, huh? Try saying that while walking through Jersey City or Paterson...see how long you'll survive...

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:57pm

    prolly the funniest thing ive heard so far this week

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:07pm

    EPIC! mine bites, but feel free to try.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:45pm

    NOT funny and NOT cool. Go play a video game if you're so fuckin bored. My dogs would eat you for lunch and I'd stand there and watch. And laugh.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:49pm

    Funny...but I would fucking kill whoever touched my doggies =)

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:08pm

    Wow, I've never heard a better idea in my life.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:23am

    Ah that's terrible.. I'll be outside with a shot gun tonight guarding my yard. Thanks

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST IDEA FOR A BORING DAY! But of course return them later.....shaved.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:30am

    If a real animal is too much, try lawn gnomes. It's better when you know the person, make it a myspace, facebook and twitter to update the owner of where it is.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:51pm

    LMFAO @ 2:48 posting~ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa..... this is a pretty fucked up idea but funny none the less

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:51pm

    indiana is to chicago what new jersey is to nyc... worthless

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:59am

    If I caught u, I would fuckin water board u...then drown u for real

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:02pm

    that's not even funny. that's terrible.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:27am

    hysterical. funniest one yet. love the bows. the poor people though ahahahahah

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:01am

    I actually laughed at this. I'd be kinda stoked if it happened and the ransom was something ridiculous like baked goods, something random and not money.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:15pm

    hahaha 2 48. that's awesome

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:58pm

    i hope they all bite the shit out of you. jersey kicks ass. don't hate.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:37pm

    Pit bulls eat babies.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:46am

    151... shut the fuck up.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:20pm

    It's Indiana. Expect less.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:02pm

    or feed random pets bread chunks with liquid laxative dripped on it

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    HAHAHAHAHH i feel bad laughing but OMG!!! its a horrible idea but now i have a feeling this is going to pop into my head next time im EXTREAMLY drunk LMAO

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:18am

    yes, shaved. and dyed. with bows around the tail.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:14pm

    I hope they hump your leg, bust a nut in your hair, and then bite the fuck out of you. Fuck Jersey

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    i'd love to watch u try and steal my dog... u'd get eaten

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:23pm

    ah, growing up in the suburbs. that 's the sort of boredom that stays with you for the rest of your life.

  • 25 32
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 15, 11 at 1:41am

    Lol if there's one thing I'm noticing. People don't usually agree on here. Except when it comes to their pets. Don't fuck with them hahah.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:24pm

    Or a product of inbreeding

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:25pm

    Yet another reason why big dogs > small ones.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:32pm

    Very clever horrible idea, I have a Pitt bull so it would most likely attack the shit out of you

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:13pm

    so fuckin funny lmao

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:44pm

    Get ready to be jumped on and beaten to death.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:48pm

    i stole a kids dog, that i *liked* in high school, then was the *AMAZING* person who FOUND it. while driving around HIS neighborhood *stalking him* lol

  • 8 16
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Sep 15, 13 at 10:09pm

    This is so not a joke. So not funny. Don't even think it is. Good way to get yourself hurt even thinking about it.

  • 32 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:56am

    2:30, that's hilarious.