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  • Ever see that guy on tv getting a sandpaper handjob? Talk about pain. Da ho would be missing teeth if she ever brought that shit to my place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Comes in a tiny labeled tin, smells horrible and burns like a motherfucker. Doubt that would work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Bengay works so much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:14am
  • just spit in your hand fool !! it's freeeeeeeee...wwwweeeeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:26pm
  • unless he already had it on his hands from applying it elsewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:02am
  • i just lmao at the guy sharing college stories. thank you for making my night... btw your roomate had some issues if he liked sleeping on that pillow... ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:05am
  • Another time I stole my little sisters stuffed carebear and cut a hole in the bottom of it. That was awesome until it started to smell and the stuffing inside got really crusty and ended up scraping pretty bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02am
  • If this is true...OUCH! Tiger balm burns like crazy. I cant even use it on my shoulders, let alone anything south of that. And the smell is wretched.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:56am
  • this was no accident.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:06am
  • it sucks for a bit then it feels awesome when it cools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:45am
  • Da f is tiger balm?

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:08pm
  • this is a horrible plan. Just tried it. I'm saving you guys major pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:00pm
  • try shoving it up your butt it is really soothing must try for anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I guess if that's your kink...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:38pm
  • I've done that. It wasn't a good thing at all, it hurt. Well I really didn't do that, but I put tiger balm on my injured knee then went pee, and the hand that rubbed the knee held the wanker. It was horrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:21am
  • have any of you ever heard of sarcasm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Agreed. Masochist in a drunken stupor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:03pm
  • I masturbated with a book one time. just closed it over my dick and started stroking....Never check out a Tale of Two Cities from the public library....I won't tell you which one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:00am
  • i tried it when i was a teenager- it hurt soooo bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:49am
  • yeah unless you like to light your cock on fire, this would be mad painful!! we used to stick this shit in other players jock straps before practice for shits and giggles, i really really doubt someone would have done this by accident then ended up liking it.....then again people like to stick thier cocks in strange strange things...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Nope he bragged about it, and his pillowcase was covered in white smears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11pm
  • fake fake fake fake fake fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:55am
  • As a sadist I use Tiger Balm on nipples and clit as torture. Interesting that this person enjoyed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:29am
  • What's wrong with just using your hand? No need to get all fancy. That's what's cool about rubbing one out: it's just you and you. No need to impress with fancy gadgets and sensual lubricants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:44am
  • why does this have to be a guy? ;) women like the tingle too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11pm
  • i don't think the white would hurt that bad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:05am
  • wow, I'm surprised he didn't get his ass kicked for that, not only is he racist but he is sexist too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:19pm
  • I know I just had to do it. The fucked up part is that he wants to be a politician...I guess i just ruined his career.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:08pm
  • 12:26: And you know this because... you watched him do it every night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:58pm
  • the best is the self tanner accident

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:17am
  • OUCH!

    Submitted by wtfisgoinon on Feb 27, 11 at 5:29pm
  • ICY HOT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:24am
  • No. I have never heard of sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:16pm
  • actually it feels pretty good. don't knock it till you try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am
  • Its more fun if you are preping for some anal and slather the chicks ass and taint with icy hot, WARNING: Don't ever expect sex again after performing the COLD BURN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:23am
  • Troll who is trying to get other people to try this. Which is, I must admit, a hilarious idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:36am
  • 10:23 - can you expect it to still go down that very night...seems doubtful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:34am
  • was that the red or the white...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:48am
  • a bit vengeful are we?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Don't do this. This is a fake. You have been warned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:27am
  • I really hope folks don't go and try this now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:59am
  • you should go and get a Fleshlight for yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:32am
  • its really really awesome how most of the people on here are arguing about the best forms of masturbation. sick life virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:55pm
  • ...then I accidentaly teabagged a bucket of gasoline.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:02am
  • don't try this... it will fucking hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:03pm
  • guy or girl, that shit would just hurt.. it makes you panic like somene is throwing knives at your dick, trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:02am
  • maybe he gets off to pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:35am
  • While hiding in the cupboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:04pm
  • YES, I HAVE heard of SARCASM! see

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:03pm
  • this is fake- has to be- Tiger balm would hurt and what guy would like it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:00am
  • lolz... seriously did anyone try this AFTER reading this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:22pm
  • some people like teeth scraping and bengay on balls. it gets worse from here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:27am
  • I'm calling bullshit....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:56am
  • the stills said this in an interview well they said they never tried it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I'm getting my teeth ready. How dry do you like it? I'm going to make it so dry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:31am
  • hahah 11:31 awesome reference......" im gonna make it so dry" haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 1:14 I have never heard of jizz drying clear. Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet. If jizz dried clear than Monica Lewinski would never have saved that blue dress.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Heard the Tiger Balm story firsthand from a good friend - "It burns like no other."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19am
  • My brother did this. It does NOT feel good, it burns, like chafing for about 8 hrs. Fakie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:14am
  • you guys are all cockeaters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am
  • Tiger Balm is so strong smelling. Unless you're blind and have no sense of smell I highly doubt this happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:00am
  • 12:26 I'm sure that your roommate appreciates you telling the world who he is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 1:11: Because he had special jizz that didn't dry clear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:14pm
  • okay seriously no one would enjoy this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:41am
  • Tiger balm isn't that bad...It is a lot less powerful than icy hot or bengay....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:58am
  • What the duck is tiger balm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:35pm
  • i think you'd have to be pretty stupid to make that mistake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:25pm
  • How would a burning dick be considered "best"? And, how does someone accidently scoop Tiger Balm out of the jar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:55am
  • My roommate in college Brian Renbaum used to masterbate into his pillow. After cumming on it he would then lay his head in his partially dried seed. Everyone thought he had bad dandruff but it was really just dried flaking jizz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:26pm