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  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:56am

    If this is true...OUCH! Tiger balm burns like crazy. I cant even use it on my shoulders, let alone anything south of that. And the smell is wretched.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:45pm

    Ever see that guy on tv getting a sandpaper handjob? Talk about pain. Da ho would be missing teeth if she ever brought that shit to my place.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:00pm

    this is a horrible plan. Just tried it. I'm saving you guys major pain.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:06am

    this was no accident.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:48pm

    try shoving it up your butt it is really soothing must try for anyone

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:02am

    unless he already had it on his hands from applying it elsewhere

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:26pm

    just spit in your hand fool !! it's freeeeeeeee...wwwweeeeee!

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:21am

    I've done that. It wasn't a good thing at all, it hurt. Well I really didn't do that, but I put tiger balm on my injured knee then went pee, and the hand that rubbed the knee held the wanker. It was horrible!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:00am

    I masturbated with a book one time. just closed it over my dick and started stroking....Never check out a Tale of Two Cities from the public library....I won't tell you which one.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am

    actually it feels pretty good. don't knock it till you try it

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02am

    Another time I stole my little sisters stuffed carebear and cut a hole in the bottom of it. That was awesome until it started to smell and the stuffing inside got really crusty and ended up scraping pretty bad.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    wow, I'm surprised he didn't get his ass kicked for that, not only is he racist but he is sexist too!

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:17am

    the best is the self tanner accident

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:14am

    Bengay works so much better.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:36am

    Troll who is trying to get other people to try this. Which is, I must admit, a hilarious idea.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:44am

    What's wrong with just using your hand? No need to get all fancy. That's what's cool about rubbing one out: it's just you and you. No need to impress with fancy gadgets and sensual lubricants.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm

    Comes in a tiny labeled tin, smells horrible and burns like a motherfucker. Doubt that would work.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:45am

    it sucks for a bit then it feels awesome when it cools

  • 49 73
    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:08pm

    Da f is tiger balm?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:58pm

    12:26: And you know this because... you watched him do it every night?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:14am

    My brother did this. It does NOT feel good, it burns, like chafing for about 8 hrs. Fakie.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:24am

    ICY HOT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:02am

    ...then I accidentaly teabagged a bucket of gasoline.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:23am

    Its more fun if you are preping for some anal and slather the chicks ass and taint with icy hot, WARNING: Don't ever expect sex again after performing the COLD BURN

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:55pm

    its really really awesome how most of the people on here are arguing about the best forms of masturbation. sick life virgins.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:00pm

    have any of you ever heard of sarcasm?

  • 38 56
    Submitted by wtfisgoinon on Feb 27, 11 at 5:29pm

    OUCH!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19am

    Heard the Tiger Balm story firsthand from a good friend - "It burns like no other."

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:08pm

    I know I just had to do it. The fucked up part is that he wants to be a politician...I guess i just ruined his career.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:57pm

    yeah unless you like to light your cock on fire, this would be mad painful!! we used to stick this shit in other players jock straps before practice for shits and giggles, i really really doubt someone would have done this by accident then ended up liking it.....then again people like to stick thier cocks in strange strange things...

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:34am

    10:23 - can you expect it to still go down that very night...seems doubtful

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:05am

    i don't think the white would hurt that bad...

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:49pm

    the stills said this in an interview well they said they never tried it..

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:55am

    fake fake fake fake fake fake

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:16pm

    No. I have never heard of sarcasm.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:03pm

    YES, I HAVE heard of SARCASM! see

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:27am

    Don't do this. This is a fake. You have been warned.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:59am

    I really hope folks don't go and try this now.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:35am

    maybe he gets off to pain

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:32am

    you should go and get a Fleshlight for yourself.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:05am

    i just lmao at the guy sharing college stories. thank you for making my night... btw your roomate had some issues if he liked sleeping on that pillow... ew.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:31am

    I'm getting my teeth ready. How dry do you like it? I'm going to make it so dry!

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:48am

    was that the red or the white...?

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:03pm

    Agreed. Masochist in a drunken stupor.

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11pm

    Nope he bragged about it, and his pillowcase was covered in white smears.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    While hiding in the cupboard.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:12pm

    a bit vengeful are we?

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:22pm

    lolz... seriously did anyone try this AFTER reading this?

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11pm

    why does this have to be a guy? ;) women like the tingle too

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:00am

    this is fake- has to be- Tiger balm would hurt and what guy would like it?

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:16pm

    1:14 I have never heard of jizz drying clear. Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet. If jizz dried clear than Monica Lewinski would never have saved that blue dress.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:03pm

    don't try this... it will fucking hurt.

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:49am

    i tried it when i was a teenager- it hurt soooo bad

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:27am

    some people like teeth scraping and bengay on balls. it gets worse from here.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:25pm

    i think you'd have to be pretty stupid to make that mistake...

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:29am

    As a sadist I use Tiger Balm on nipples and clit as torture. Interesting that this person enjoyed it.

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:06pm

    12:26 I'm sure that your roommate appreciates you telling the world who he is

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am

    you guys are all cockeaters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:38pm

    I guess if that's your kink...

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:18pm

    hahah 11:31 awesome reference......" im gonna make it so dry" haha

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:56am

    I'm calling bullshit....

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:55am

    How would a burning dick be considered "best"? And, how does someone accidently scoop Tiger Balm out of the jar?

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:41am

    okay seriously no one would enjoy this

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:58am

    Tiger balm isn't that bad...It is a lot less powerful than icy hot or bengay....

  • 33 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:14pm

    1:11: Because he had special jizz that didn't dry clear?

  • 38 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:02am

    guy or girl, that shit would just hurt.. it makes you panic like somene is throwing knives at your dick, trust me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:26pm

    My roommate in college Brian Renbaum used to masterbate into his pillow. After cumming on it he would then lay his head in his partially dried seed. Everyone thought he had bad dandruff but it was really just dried flaking jizz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:00am

    Tiger Balm is so strong smelling. Unless you're blind and have no sense of smell I highly doubt this happened.

  • 31 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    What the duck is tiger balm?