just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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Ever see that guy on tv getting a sandpaper handjob? Talk about pain. Da ho would be missing teeth if she ever brought that shit to my place.
Comes in a tiny labeled tin, smells horrible and burns like a motherfucker. Doubt that would work.
Bengay works so much better.
just spit in your hand fool !! it's freeeeeeeee...wwwweeeeee!
unless he already had it on his hands from applying it elsewhere
i just lmao at the guy sharing college stories. thank you for making my night... btw your roomate had some issues if he liked sleeping on that pillow... ew.
Another time I stole my little sisters stuffed carebear and cut a hole in the bottom of it. That was awesome until it started to smell and the stuffing inside got really crusty and ended up scraping pretty bad.
If this is true...OUCH! Tiger balm burns like crazy. I cant even use it on my shoulders, let alone anything south of that. And the smell is wretched.
this was no accident.
it sucks for a bit then it feels awesome when it cools
Da f is tiger balm?
this is a horrible plan. Just tried it. I'm saving you guys major pain.
try shoving it up your butt it is really soothing must try for anyone
I guess if that's your kink...
I've done that. It wasn't a good thing at all, it hurt. Well I really didn't do that, but I put tiger balm on my injured knee then went pee, and the hand that rubbed the knee held the wanker. It was horrible!
have any of you ever heard of sarcasm?
Agreed. Masochist in a drunken stupor.
I masturbated with a book one time. just closed it over my dick and started stroking....Never check out a Tale of Two Cities from the public library....I won't tell you which one.
i tried it when i was a teenager- it hurt soooo bad
yeah unless you like to light your cock on fire, this would be mad painful!! we used to stick this shit in other players jock straps before practice for shits and giggles, i really really doubt someone would have done this by accident then ended up liking it.....then again people like to stick thier cocks in strange strange things...
Nope he bragged about it, and his pillowcase was covered in white smears.
fake fake fake fake fake fake
As a sadist I use Tiger Balm on nipples and clit as torture. Interesting that this person enjoyed it.
What's wrong with just using your hand? No need to get all fancy. That's what's cool about rubbing one out: it's just you and you. No need to impress with fancy gadgets and sensual lubricants.
why does this have to be a guy? ;) women like the tingle too
i don't think the white would hurt that bad...
wow, I'm surprised he didn't get his ass kicked for that, not only is he racist but he is sexist too!
I know I just had to do it. The fucked up part is that he wants to be a politician...I guess i just ruined his career.
12:26: And you know this because... you watched him do it every night?
the best is the self tanner accident
ICY HOT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
No. I have never heard of sarcasm.
actually it feels pretty good. don't knock it till you try it
Its more fun if you are preping for some anal and slather the chicks ass and taint with icy hot, WARNING: Don't ever expect sex again after performing the COLD BURN
Troll who is trying to get other people to try this.
Which is, I must admit, a hilarious idea.
10:23 - can you expect it to still go down that very night...seems doubtful
was that the red or the white...?
a bit vengeful are we?
Don't do this. This is a fake. You have been warned.
I really hope folks don't go and try this now.
you should go and get a Fleshlight for yourself.
its really really awesome how most of the people on here are arguing about the best forms of masturbation. sick life virgins.
...then I accidentaly teabagged a bucket of gasoline.
don't try this... it will fucking hurt.
guy or girl, that shit would just hurt.. it makes you panic like somene is throwing knives at your dick, trust me
maybe he gets off to pain
While hiding in the cupboard.
YES, I HAVE heard of SARCASM! see
this is fake- has to be- Tiger balm would hurt and what guy would like it?
lolz... seriously did anyone try this AFTER reading this?
some people like teeth scraping and bengay on balls. it gets worse from here.
I'm calling bullshit....
the stills said this in an interview
well they said they never tried it..
I'm getting my teeth ready. How dry do you like it? I'm going to make it so dry!
hahah 11:31 awesome reference......" im gonna make it so dry" haha
1:14 I have never heard of jizz drying clear. Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet. If jizz dried clear than Monica Lewinski would never have saved that blue dress.
Heard the Tiger Balm story firsthand from a good friend - "It burns like no other."
My brother did this. It does NOT feel good, it burns, like chafing for about 8 hrs. Fakie.
you guys are all cockeaters
Tiger Balm is so strong smelling. Unless you're blind and have no sense of smell I highly doubt this happened.
12:26 I'm sure that your roommate appreciates you telling the world who he is
1:11: Because he had special jizz that didn't dry clear?
okay seriously no one would enjoy this
Tiger balm isn't that bad...It is a lot less powerful than icy hot or bengay....
What the duck is tiger balm?
i think you'd have to be pretty stupid to make that mistake...
How would a burning dick be considered "best"? And, how does someone accidently scoop Tiger Balm out of the jar?
My roommate in college Brian Renbaum used to masterbate into his pillow. After cumming on it he would then lay his head in his partially dried seed. Everyone thought he had bad dandruff but it was really just dried flaking jizz.