my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you
Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee
Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.
Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin
I love soviet Russia man
We finally know where bird flu originated.
I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.
my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.
Either are carp. What is it to you?
In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!
Turkey fuckin' first
O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!
Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.
I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..
Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots
Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....