my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you
I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.
Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee
I love soviet Russia man
Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.
my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.
We finally know where bird flu originated.
O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!
Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin
Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.
Turkey fuckin' first
Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..
Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots
In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!
I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Either are carp. What is it to you?
Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....