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  • 109 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:05pm
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    I love soviet Russia man

  • 92 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:15am
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    I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.

  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:31pm
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    Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee

  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:14pm
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    8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:00pm
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    my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm
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    We finally know where bird flu originated.

  • 88 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:26am
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    Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:43pm
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    Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:23pm
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    O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!

  • 89 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:17pm
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    Turkey fuckin' first

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:53pm
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    I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm
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    Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:39pm
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    Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:37pm
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    In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:37am
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    Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:05am
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    Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....

  • 75 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:23pm
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    Either are carp. What is it to you?