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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:05pm

    I love soviet Russia man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:00pm

    my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:31pm

    Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:15am

    I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:14pm

    8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:26am

    Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    We finally know where bird flu originated.

  • 98 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:43pm

    Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.

  • 93 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:23pm

    O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:53pm

    I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

  • 89 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:39pm

    Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..

  • 86 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:17pm

    Turkey fuckin' first

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:37pm

    In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:37am

    Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:05am

    Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:23pm

    Either are carp. What is it to you?