my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee
8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you
Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.
Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin
I love soviet Russia man
Either are carp. What is it to you?
We finally know where bird flu originated.
In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!
I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.
my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.
Turkey fuckin' first
Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..
O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!
I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.
Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots
Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....