my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Mulan is liiiiife. No that's not relevant. Teehee
8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you
Your uncle stuffed the turkey, and it wasn't with StoveTop.
I love soviet Russia man
my uncle explained to me that sheep's vaginas are the most similar to human vaginas. thats 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back.
I read this and just knew it was Florida. Oh, Florida, the shame of the States.
Nothin better than some gentle turkey lovin
We finally know where bird flu originated.
O.o... I just had the WORST mental image EVER!!!
Maybe he is a turkey hunter, you shoot turkeys while they are tryin to get laid. I am positive that is what the uncle was referencing.
Turkey fuckin' first
Gainesville, Florida... explains a lot..
In soviet Russia, the turkeys not-so-gently love your drunken uncle!
Either are carp. What is it to you?
Thankyou, I'm hungover as all get out and now u don't have to kill myself via shots
I think I speak for everyone when I say AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Maybe someone who raises turkeys? Regardless, this made me laugh-"gentle lovers".....