the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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You cant claim random flings, you silly twit. Especially if you only know him as "the guy I hooked up with"
So that's how I end up with the roommate...
3:13...the first part....are you serious?!?....and the second part...they could have fucked on the couch?
She did say please...
Absolutely classic!!! Spoken like a true Roomie!!!
One of the funniest I've seen on here, and made even better by 8:38's huge fail.
i say finders keepers!
Ha sounds like what i have to say to my friend....i always have to tell her to stay away from them!!
yes 3:09 we are that horny..sorry college sucked for you
Yes 8:21, I'm serious!
And yes, the couch is a possibility
Throw it in her ass!!!
Sharing is caring! Fuck his brains out!
She should have licked him on his forehead. . .no way anyone would fuck him after you've slobbered on him.
It's nice that she said please.... but i'd definitely fuck with him just cause she said not to
you should have put your initials on his forehead. whenever i do that to my things, my roomie knows its off limits. or else i'll beat her ass into next week.
Why isn't he in ur bed with u?
Slutty Westside bitches.
the westside's on a roll.
8:50 then she's not a true friend.
Are females really this horny, that they have to worry about each other randomly fucking a guy just because he is in the house? Girls were NOT like that when I was in college, or maybe I was really a huge idiot and missed out on a ton of easy sex because I didn't realize it.
Jesus, where do these girls exist?!
fuck him. And let him fuck you in the ass.
Hope the message is to a girl, for God's sake.
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What does it mean when people say "first"
And she shouldn't fuck him.. If he's on the couch then he must wasn't that good anyway