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  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:10pm

    google: how to suck start a pistol

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    4:16pm Are you a train? Fuck trains. Seriously, what's with this "woot!" shit?!?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:37pm

    I realize watching The Hills is pathetic enough, but I see nothing wrong with drinking straight rye while eating pickles. This fellow 306er has to just start appreciating the finer moments in life. Chin up and change the channel.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22am

    aw il be your friend!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:27am

    5:41 - You're questioning whether or not this text is real. Why do you care? It's just for entertainment lol. Who is the loser?

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:21am

    Hahahahaha, 4:17. Excellent

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:38pm

    How to make friends: Do the exact opposite of everything you are doing.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:14pm

    kill yourself NOW before you procreate, infact kill your whole family THEN yourself, thus effectivly ending your whole gene pool.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:17pm

    4:15 number 1) its tres: thats spanish for 3

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:08pm

    pickled anything and rye is a delicious treat i ate pickled onions at craven by the ladel full

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:19pm

    4:15, I agree. New high or new low?

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:19pm

    4:17, It's culo. That's Spanish for ass.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:15pm

    I'm so sick of these ones. "I'm home alone doing pathetic thing number one, number two, and number three. Send help." or some variation of that. try on some originality people.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:11pm

    If you're texting someone, wouldn't that mean you know how to make friends?

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01am

    wow. fail. ahahahahaa.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:47pm

    9:24 last night and pathetic night sound synonymous here

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:24am

    Umm, okay....this is called TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT....not TEXTS FROM MY PATHETIC NIGHT.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:31pm

    Awww, Saskies. We're all so pathetic. =)

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:41pm

    Probably not a text and probably not from last night. Put this pathetic shit on FML, losers!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:39pm

    Ill be your friend...

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:28pm

    whisky-pickle is the best shot out there...

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:26pm

    the only way you CAN watch the hills is in some alcoholic state.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:18pm

    SA Jacks this is you.... TTB FOREVA BABBBBBBBYYYYYY!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:34pm

    damn. sounds like my life. wanna be friends?

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:35pm

    HAHAHHAHAH ive googled how to make frirends too haha

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm

    if you are sick of these why do you keep visiting the website?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by GayAssApps on Sep 20, 10 at 3:42pm

    Lmao

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:12pm

    playing in traffic is a good way to find friends if not then hey atleast youll get hit by a car and wont have inbred babies so every body wins

  • 17 31
    Submitted by shitsakes on Jun 11, 12 at 6:13pm

    ill be your friend :)