ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • google: how to suck start a pistol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:10pm
  • the only way you CAN watch the hills is in some alcoholic state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Hahahahaha, 4:17. Excellent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:21am
  • 4:16pm Are you a train? Fuck trains. Seriously, what's with this "woot!" shit?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:15pm
  • whisky-pickle is the best shot out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Umm, okay....this is called TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT....not TEXTS FROM MY PATHETIC NIGHT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:24am
  • aw il be your friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22am
  • I realize watching The Hills is pathetic enough, but I see nothing wrong with drinking straight rye while eating pickles. This fellow 306er has to just start appreciating the finer moments in life. Chin up and change the channel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:37pm
  • 9:24 last night and pathetic night sound synonymous here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:47pm
  • How to make friends: Do the exact opposite of everything you are doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I'm so sick of these ones. "I'm home alone doing pathetic thing number one, number two, and number three. Send help." or some variation of that. try on some originality people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Probably not a text and probably not from last night. Put this pathetic shit on FML, losers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:41pm
  • 5:41 - You're questioning whether or not this text is real. Why do you care? It's just for entertainment lol. Who is the loser?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:27am
  • HAHAHHAHAH ive googled how to make frirends too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:35pm
  • 4:15, I agree. New high or new low?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 4:15 number 1) its tres: thats spanish for 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:17pm
  • kill yourself NOW before you procreate, infact kill your whole family THEN yourself, thus effectivly ending your whole gene pool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:14pm
  • wow. fail. ahahahahaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01am
  • If you're texting someone, wouldn't that mean you know how to make friends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:11pm
  • playing in traffic is a good way to find friends if not then hey atleast youll get hit by a car and wont have inbred babies so every body wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:12pm
  • if you are sick of these why do you keep visiting the website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • 4:17, It's culo. That's Spanish for ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:19pm
  • damn. sounds like my life. wanna be friends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Awww, Saskies. We're all so pathetic. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:31pm
  • ill be your friend :)

    Submitted by shitsakes on Jun 11, 12 at 6:13pm
  • Ill be your friend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:39pm
  • pickled anything and rye is a delicious treat i ate pickled onions at craven by the ladel full

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Lmao

    Submitted by GayAssApps on Sep 20, 10 at 3:42pm
  • SA Jacks this is you.... TTB FOREVA BABBBBBBBYYYYYY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:18pm
ADVERTISEMENT