I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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google: how to suck start a pistol
the only way you CAN watch the hills is in some alcoholic state.
Hahahahaha, 4:17. Excellent
Are you a train? Fuck trains. Seriously, what's with this "woot!" shit?!?
whisky-pickle is the best shot out there...
Umm, okay....this is called TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT....not TEXTS FROM MY PATHETIC NIGHT.
aw il be your friend!
How to make friends: Do the exact opposite of everything you are doing.
last night and pathetic night sound synonymous here
I realize watching The Hills is pathetic enough, but I see nothing wrong with drinking straight rye while eating pickles. This fellow 306er has to just start appreciating the finer moments in life.
Chin up and change the channel.
I'm so sick of these ones. "I'm home alone doing pathetic thing number one, number two, and number three. Send help."
or some variation of that. try on some originality people.
5:41 - You're questioning whether or not this text is real. Why do you care? It's just for entertainment lol. Who is the loser?
HAHAHHAHAH ive googled how to make frirends too haha
4:15, I agree. New high or new low?
Probably not a text and probably not from last night. Put this pathetic shit on FML, losers!
kill yourself NOW before you procreate, infact kill your whole family THEN yourself, thus effectivly ending your whole gene pool.
4:15 number 1) its tres: thats spanish for 3
wow. fail. ahahahahaa.
If you're texting someone, wouldn't that mean you know how to make friends?
playing in traffic is a good way to find friends if not then hey atleast youll get hit by a car and wont have inbred babies so every body wins
if you are sick of these why do you keep visiting the website?
4:17, It's culo. That's Spanish for ass.
damn. sounds like my life. wanna be friends?
Awww, Saskies. We're all so pathetic. =)
ill be your friend :)
Ill be your friend...
pickled anything and rye is a delicious treat i ate pickled onions at craven by the ladel full
SA Jacks this is you.... TTB FOREVA BABBBBBBBYYYYYY!