I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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google: how to suck start a pistol
the only way you CAN watch the hills is in some alcoholic state.
Are you a train? Fuck trains. Seriously, what's with this "woot!" shit?!?
whisky-pickle is the best shot out there...
Hahahahaha, 4:17. Excellent
aw il be your friend!
Umm, okay....this is called TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT....not TEXTS FROM MY PATHETIC NIGHT.
I realize watching The Hills is pathetic enough, but I see nothing wrong with drinking straight rye while eating pickles. This fellow 306er has to just start appreciating the finer moments in life.
Chin up and change the channel.
4:15, I agree. New high or new low?
kill yourself NOW before you procreate, infact kill your whole family THEN yourself, thus effectivly ending your whole gene pool.
How to make friends: Do the exact opposite of everything you are doing.
4:15 number 1) its tres: thats spanish for 3
last night and pathetic night sound synonymous here
HAHAHHAHAH ive googled how to make frirends too haha
I'm so sick of these ones. "I'm home alone doing pathetic thing number one, number two, and number three. Send help."
or some variation of that. try on some originality people.
wow. fail. ahahahahaa.
Probably not a text and probably not from last night. Put this pathetic shit on FML, losers!
5:41 - You're questioning whether or not this text is real. Why do you care? It's just for entertainment lol. Who is the loser?
If you're texting someone, wouldn't that mean you know how to make friends?
if you are sick of these why do you keep visiting the website?
playing in traffic is a good way to find friends if not then hey atleast youll get hit by a car and wont have inbred babies so every body wins
4:17, It's culo. That's Spanish for ass.
Awww, Saskies. We're all so pathetic. =)
damn. sounds like my life. wanna be friends?
ill be your friend :)
Ill be your friend...
pickled anything and rye is a delicious treat i ate pickled onions at craven by the ladel full
SA Jacks this is you.... TTB FOREVA BABBBBBBBYYYYYY!