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  • I remember when ATM stood for "automated teller machine" which was cool. Then, it stood for "ass to mouth" which was awesome. \n\nNow some lazy teenagers changed it to "at this moment" which is frustrating to read.

    Submitted by maskedman on Feb 20, 11 at 11:14am
  • If there's puke on ur phone then how did u text this?

    Submitted by NinjaKat3 on Feb 20, 11 at 11:21am
  • thanks maskedman. I thought the same thing. not ass to mouth? I didn't know it meant at this moment. damn kids.

    Submitted by dude_wtf on Feb 20, 11 at 1:05pm
  • He probably can do without your yelling.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 20, 11 at 4:36pm
  • what?

    Submitted by jayharper08 on Feb 20, 11 at 10:59am
  • damn last time i drove my care down the road while puking i hit something and put a ding in my my window wont roll down...hit something in some random alley i cant remember

    Submitted by huskers1995 on Feb 21, 11 at 11:56pm
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    Submitted by VileRoth on Feb 20, 11 at 10:33am