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  • the 26 hrs thing is impossible because ud have blown about a 0.56 and would be dead but the original story is possible. u go down about 0.01 each hour so itd be about 0.274 which is definitely possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Like I said....champion, however terrible it may be....better than driving huh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm
  • fucking champ. i believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 9:34 - It's called a zero order half life when drugs are removed at a constant rate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:52pm
  • and actually, deaths have occurred at .35 and .4 is generally known as the lethal amount. i distinctly remember being told by multiple doctors that your heart begins to slow down at .3 and respiratory and cardiac arrest are highly likely above .35.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:05pm
  • AA 6 tumultuous years and counting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:04am
  • 10:04 ................ mullet? really though??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • In December 2004, a man was admitted to the hospital in Plovdiv, Bulgaria after being struck by a car. After detecting a strong alcohol odour, doctors at a hospital conducted a breath test which displayed the man's blood alcohol content at 0.914. Concerned that their equipment was malfunctioning, doctors also performed five separate lab tests, all of which confirmed the man's incredible BAC. [30] The man was treated for serious injuries sustained in the crash but survived.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:39pm
  • 10:39 who the fuck ends their rants with "1?" pour some out for me homie you're so hood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Too bad you didn't die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:49pm
  • 10:24 you must be asian...just kidding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:55am
  • @ 11:35 not alcoholic if you are in college. Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 7:36 all drugs have a half life, alcohol, included... its a weird way to talk about it but it is in fact a valid one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:17am
  • google tucker max's sushi story....this is eeriliy similiar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:52am
  • 3:26 you got my joke, we obviously know who the brightest crayon in this box is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Very possible, I have gone to sleep at 1am, woken at 8am and still been drunk at 6pm. I am now going through some nasty withdrawal however.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54am
  • I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:52pm
  • ooorrrr, you're a douchebag. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm
  • everyone needs calm down, this is definitely possible although not probable. Either way, it's still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:25am
  • i blew at .3 after 26 hours, yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:59pm
  • That's EXACTLY the number I blew! Except instead of sleeping for six hours before that, I rolled my car...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:10am
  • agreed 11:35. It's too bad their BACs are so high, otherwise they would just kill themselves off, making it safer for the rest of us to breed. GO NATURAL SELECTION!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Is it possible though? 0.35 BAC - Blackouts and stupor. 0.50 BAC - Published overdose level leading to death With alcohols half-life, .224 after six hours of sleep would have put him at about .486. Not possible. 1019 your 'calculators' must have been broken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:24pm
  • i think i know this guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:25pm
  • You've gotta be under the age of 15 to not know what a mullet is... FYI it's a terrible hair style from the 80's which some idiots still haven't gotten cut- mainly rednecks... If this isn't enough - google it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:29am
  • 10 56, did you mean blowing to take the bac test, or blowing like doing blow? Both would work in this case

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:17pm
  • the OP probably meant a .0224

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:01am
  • 10:09 is obviously a fucking genius and ya champion is fuckin right. cheers to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:01am
  • The real question is, why are some of you people so proud of the fact that you can function at a BAC that high? Last time I checked, that probably makes you an alcoholic. Cool!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Wrong, 8:17. In order for something to have a half-life, its decay or removal must be related to its concentration. Alcohol is removed from the bloodstream at a constant rate, totally independent of concentration. So it does not have a half-life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:34am
  • i blew a .15 after not drinking for 10 hrs.. but i think u have me beat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01am
  • i hope everyone else catches what 1:55 just said about 10:24... haaaaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:26am
  • nice job but not the best i had a buddy that slept 6 hours also and blew a .267

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Ha ha agrred with ten o four, funny txt but definitely not physically possible. Still win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm
  • ok... he said 6 hours not 26 hours, and its totally possible. i've seen it... GO YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:38am
  • Keepin it classy in PA, always.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 10:24, your numbers make absolutely no sense. The first guy was right. "half-life"? Really? There is no half-life involved in alcohol metabolism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:36am
  • that's an illinois area code. nothing special considering i live there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:49am
  • If you have a really high tolerance, it's possible to defeat those rules about BAC (obviously). But yes, a normal person with an average tolerance would OD at .4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:02am
  • Let's all give you an applause for drinking a 30pk of Beast and sleeping in your parent's basement! You my friend, are a champion!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57am
  • @ 11:17 I meant blowing to take the BAC test. Though you're right, my phrasing was pretty bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Funny! Not physically possible, of course. But cute story anyway! Go cut your mullet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:04pm
  • i love how sure all the people are that this can't be real, because someone told them it can't. despite documented police and hospital accounts that prove that, while exceptionally rare and not something that should be a goal or even considered possible for a normal person, it can in fact happen to a much higher degree. good thing there are so many condescending assholes here, you guys must all be doctors, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:58am
  • we need more mullet-friendly people in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • paalease sport, ur moms a douchebag, lol. just live with it. I don't think she's ever loved you....ever :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 9:34 is absolutely correct. Alcohol has a steady state linear metabolism, not a half-life exponential.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:07am
  • @ 8:53 baboon hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:52pm
  • anything else? we almost have a short novel ^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:15pm
  • that's bullshit about that guy in bulgaria.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:41pm
  • yeaa phillly! REPRESENTTT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Champion? Sounds like an average Phillies Business Person Special tailgate result.... Average if you ask me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:55am
  • this is actually really possible, i had a friend blow a .274 at court after sleeping for seven hours... and i agree you are a champion oh and i also agree with 12:06 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:13am
  • It's definitely physically possible, by blood alcohol level calculators I should've blown a 0.54 one time. I obviously didn't have that high BAC or I'd be dead but still, I'm sure I was over a 0.274

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:19pm
  • too bad this is a direct quote from the book "I hope they serve beer in hell"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:23am
  • While impressive... i do know one better. My friend blew a .26 at noon... even tho he went to bed at 2am. there are fb pics to prove, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:43am
  • Read an article where a guy in Bulgaria blew .91 at a hospital. Doctors thought their equipment was broken and tested him 5 separate more times. No joke, he had a BAC of .91.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30pm
  • TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:37am
  • business in the front party in the back and i seriously am still drunk from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:10am
  • 1206, that doesn't even make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:11am
  • that my friend is serious champion status

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:08am
  • try blowing a .340 after getting a 27 on the ACT. champ that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:43am
  • There was a woman in Oregon who blew a .7 something a few years back. Personally, my highest BAC recorded is a .4 (from blood drawn, not blowing. Blowing I probably would have been higher) and every doctor at the hospital stopped by my room to meet me and tell me that I either had one hell of a liver or that I needed to get my butt to rehab ASAP because I was not only conscious, but walking and talking and carrying on conversations while not being blacked out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:56pm
  • having a high tolerance does not make you an alcoholic...if that were the case, every frat boy in america is in some deep s***, matter of fact, nearly all college students would be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:05am
  • 215 is a Philly area code, not Illinois

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:15am
  • impossible

    Submitted by hcpilke on Aug 23, 10 at 7:36pm
  • .244 is code for fat Indian man.

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 22, 10 at 8:44pm
  • @12:23 Actually the quote was "I woke up blowing a 0.08!" Get it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:40pm
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