three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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bad head does not, in fact, beat no head...id rather get myself off than have my cock tooth-scraped, as it were...
I'll suck the skin off a dick and empty those balls right down the throat
I wish I could suck my own dick... I would never leave the house
If a girl gives bad head, why not help her out by giving her some pointers? For crying out loud, if you don't speak up, people don't know what they're doing wrong.
And to the girl who offered head and got shut down - sweetheart, don't be desperate. He's definitely not into you if he's not interested in freely offered head. Have a little sense of self-worth. And try changing up how you give head to the next guy. Live & learn.
Bad head beats no head at all.
Just ask any married guy whose wife decided to stop doing it.
(Not that I (ahem) would uh, know anything about that)
awwww he'll yeah
I wish I had a penis for a day.
To all girls who are bragging about how great they are at sucking dick: from the above post we've all learnt that you're probably not great at it, just willing. Making a guy cum does not make you the Dick Sucking Master.
Dude, I dunno. I have to have a little teeth when I'm gettin' blown. Some girls are just so light with their lips that it doesn't feel like anything, so I just tell them to use a little teeth.
But, OP, funny.
so what is bad head? besides teeth-scraping?
That's okay, I know it and so does every lucky guy to experience it
I know who this is. Seaweed
i love giving head.
more like guys want to continue getting laid so they dont tell you the truth, thereby avoiding hurting your feelings and closing your legs to them...
Is that like sushi rolls
Girls should give anal, now that's something u can use in an argument.
thats not even funny. thats just gross
Atl hell ya
Excellent response. You have a girl like likes to suck dick and you've told her she isn't that good at it. Be nice to her and offer your dick to her so she can practice and get better
4 words, dont worry about it. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Atlanta is where it's at o yea
12:14 - sucking wayyy too hard. crazy amount of suction does not feel good.
Try a guy...we give great head
Way to let us down, Atlanta.
Well hey you should hit me up i love eating pussy we can trade an eye for an eye. And a load. Call me Mr. Sticky face
12:40...depends on the guy. Some guys like a solid, firm pressure, some like a more gentle, carressing roll of the tongue. Every man ha different "blow points" just as every woman has different requirements.
One guy I knew couldn't stand getting head. He was ticklish. The man I'm with now likes me to clamp and suck as hard as I can. *Shrug*...different strokes and all that jazz.
Pull the frackin' teeth back. It really ain't that hard.
thanks for saying what all of us are thinking!!
Stupid bitch learn how to suck
Stay off my mommas dick yall!! Dats mine I can't get anyone else cuz ima dumb hick from Mississippi!!
more words...god bless america
I'm from Dallas yall I let my momma suck my dick!!!!!! I'm a freak!!!
They all suck dick says my buddy J
beggers can't be choosers.
10:28 would that be the first girl to touch it since you got your balls felt up by a doctor in elementary school?
mine too. :)
i love you kev<3
how should i do it for good results?
Gahahahahah hajzisjshzhdjsbdb lol < see I said lol not spam
hey, 9:36 i'm married and i never stopped giving my man head! he loves it. the second he walks in the door his pants are down and i'm on my knees.
@ 10:04. we want a BJ, not a trip to the emergency room
yeah, ive noticed the girls who brag about giving head are not so great at it.
@ 1:26.... At least you know your place!
sounds like OP was propositioning, not pandering to a beggar...
10:37 u really must not get laid
10.33 - are you awesome at oral on girls?
9.36 - what's your wife's problem?
10:33 aww. Poor you.
Please stay off topic
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Sadly it's been my experience that most girls do not give very good head. Some make up for it with enthusiasm but...
Three words: You got owned.
The OP needs to now give her the names of some of her best friends and tell her that they give better head
I can honestly say the man who sent tht text is mybest friend
9:12 - i give great, sloppy head. i also lick balls, and can even fit them in my mouth...and i have no gag reflex
9:13 - i love anal.
9:20 - read above, and your boner will change your mind.
10:22 me too! I wanna bust a load in someones hair while they're sitting on the train!
I give great head mmm
practice makes perfect!
Fuck I'll be your practice dummy
You must be stipper at yhe cheetah says your husband
Keepin it classy Atlanta. I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed
Seaweed what does that mean?
I'm from atlanta and I suck ma uncles dick every night
Ooooo damn that's fucked up!