three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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bad head does not, in fact, beat no head...id rather get myself off than have my cock tooth-scraped, as it were...
I'll suck the skin off a dick and empty those balls right down the throat
Bad head beats no head at all.
Just ask any married guy whose wife decided to stop doing it.
(Not that I (ahem) would uh, know anything about that)
I wish I could suck my own dick... I would never leave the house
If a girl gives bad head, why not help her out by giving her some pointers? For crying out loud, if you don't speak up, people don't know what they're doing wrong.
And to the girl who offered head and got shut down - sweetheart, don't be desperate. He's definitely not into you if he's not interested in freely offered head. Have a little sense of self-worth. And try changing up how you give head to the next guy. Live & learn.
Dude, I dunno. I have to have a little teeth when I'm gettin' blown. Some girls are just so light with their lips that it doesn't feel like anything, so I just tell them to use a little teeth.
But, OP, funny.
awwww he'll yeah
To all girls who are bragging about how great they are at sucking dick: from the above post we've all learnt that you're probably not great at it, just willing. Making a guy cum does not make you the Dick Sucking Master.
I wish I had a penis for a day.
Is that like sushi rolls
so what is bad head? besides teeth-scraping?
thats not even funny. thats just gross
more like guys want to continue getting laid so they dont tell you the truth, thereby avoiding hurting your feelings and closing your legs to them...
I know who this is. Seaweed
i love giving head.
Atl hell ya
Pull the frackin' teeth back. It really ain't that hard.
Try a guy...we give great head
Girls should give anal, now that's something u can use in an argument.
Atlanta is where it's at o yea
That's okay, I know it and so does every lucky guy to experience it
thanks for saying what all of us are thinking!!
Stupid bitch learn how to suck
They all suck dick says my buddy J
4 words, dont worry about it. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
12:40...depends on the guy. Some guys like a solid, firm pressure, some like a more gentle, carressing roll of the tongue. Every man ha different "blow points" just as every woman has different requirements.
One guy I knew couldn't stand getting head. He was ticklish. The man I'm with now likes me to clamp and suck as hard as I can. *Shrug*...different strokes and all that jazz.
Excellent response. You have a girl like likes to suck dick and you've told her she isn't that good at it. Be nice to her and offer your dick to her so she can practice and get better
Way to let us down, Atlanta.
Stay off my mommas dick yall!! Dats mine I can't get anyone else cuz ima dumb hick from Mississippi!!
10:28 would that be the first girl to touch it since you got your balls felt up by a doctor in elementary school?
more words...god bless america
12:14 - sucking wayyy too hard. crazy amount of suction does not feel good.
I'm from Dallas yall I let my momma suck my dick!!!!!! I'm a freak!!!
Gahahahahah hajzisjshzhdjsbdb lol < see I said lol not spam
mine too. :)
i love you kev<3
yeah, ive noticed the girls who brag about giving head are not so great at it.
10.33 - are you awesome at oral on girls?
9.36 - what's your wife's problem?
Well hey you should hit me up i love eating pussy we can trade an eye for an eye. And a load. Call me Mr. Sticky face
how should i do it for good results?
@ 10:04. we want a BJ, not a trip to the emergency room
beggers can't be choosers.
hey, 9:36 i'm married and i never stopped giving my man head! he loves it. the second he walks in the door his pants are down and i'm on my knees.
10:37 u really must not get laid
10:33 aww. Poor you.
10:22 me too! I wanna bust a load in someones hair while they're sitting on the train!
@ 1:26.... At least you know your place!
sounds like OP was propositioning, not pandering to a beggar...
I can honestly say the man who sent tht text is mybest friend
Please stay off topic
practice makes perfect!
Sadly it's been my experience that most girls do not give very good head. Some make up for it with enthusiasm but...
Fuck I'll be your practice dummy
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
The OP needs to now give her the names of some of her best friends and tell her that they give better head
9:12 - i give great, sloppy head. i also lick balls, and can even fit them in my mouth...and i have no gag reflex
9:13 - i love anal.
9:20 - read above, and your boner will change your mind.
I give great head mmm
Three words: You got owned.
You must be stipper at yhe cheetah says your husband
Keepin it classy Atlanta. I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed
Seaweed what does that mean?
Ooooo damn that's fucked up!
I'm from atlanta and I suck ma uncles dick every night