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  • bad head does not, in fact, beat no head...id rather get myself off than have my cock tooth-scraped, as it were...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:05am
  • Ohhhhhhhh BURN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:19pm
  • I'll suck the skin off a dick and empty those balls right down the throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:04am
  • Bad head beats no head at all. Just ask any married guy whose wife decided to stop doing it. (Not that I (ahem) would uh, know anything about that)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:36am
  • I wish I could suck my own dick... I would never leave the house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:57am
  • If a girl gives bad head, why not help her out by giving her some pointers? For crying out loud, if you don't speak up, people don't know what they're doing wrong. And to the girl who offered head and got shut down - sweetheart, don't be desperate. He's definitely not into you if he's not interested in freely offered head. Have a little sense of self-worth. And try changing up how you give head to the next guy. Live & learn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Dude, I dunno. I have to have a little teeth when I'm gettin' blown. Some girls are just so light with their lips that it doesn't feel like anything, so I just tell them to use a little teeth. But, OP, funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:15pm
  • awwww he'll yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 12:54pm
  • To all girls who are bragging about how great they are at sucking dick: from the above post we've all learnt that you're probably not great at it, just willing. Making a guy cum does not make you the Dick Sucking Master.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 1, 12 at 8:15am
  • I wish I had a penis for a day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:22am
  • Is that like sushi rolls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:30pm
  • so what is bad head? besides teeth-scraping?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:14pm
  • thats not even funny. thats just gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:57am
  • more like guys want to continue getting laid so they dont tell you the truth, thereby avoiding hurting your feelings and closing your legs to them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:03am
  • I know who this is. Seaweed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11pm
  • ghthdfgrgf i love giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:58am
  • Atl hell ya

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jun 30, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Pull the frackin' teeth back. It really ain't that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Try a guy...we give great head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:35am
  • Girls should give anal, now that's something u can use in an argument.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:13am
  • Atlanta is where it's at o yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:31pm
  • That's okay, I know it and so does every lucky guy to experience it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:01am
  • thanks for saying what all of us are thinking!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:40am
  • Stupid bitch learn how to suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:18am
  • They all suck dick says my buddy J

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 4 words, dont worry about it. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 12:40...depends on the guy. Some guys like a solid, firm pressure, some like a more gentle, carressing roll of the tongue. Every man ha different "blow points" just as every woman has different requirements. One guy I knew couldn't stand getting head. He was ticklish. The man I'm with now likes me to clamp and suck as hard as I can. *Shrug*...different strokes and all that jazz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Excellent response. You have a girl like likes to suck dick and you've told her she isn't that good at it. Be nice to her and offer your dick to her so she can practice and get better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Way to let us down, Atlanta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • Stay off my mommas dick yall!! Dats mine I can't get anyone else cuz ima dumb hick from Mississippi!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:20am
  • 10:28 would that be the first girl to touch it since you got your balls felt up by a doctor in elementary school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:30am
  • more words...god bless america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Hotlanta!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 7:30am
  • 12:14 - sucking wayyy too hard. crazy amount of suction does not feel good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Hgfdfhrfhjjfdsdvnkuewcjrdcjs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I'm from Dallas yall I let my momma suck my dick!!!!!! I'm a freak!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:37am
  • Gahahahahah hajzisjshzhdjsbdb lol < see I said lol not spam

    Submitted by sooooooooobored on Mar 10, 10 at 5:00pm
  • mine too. :) i love you kev<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:11am
  • yeah, ive noticed the girls who brag about giving head are not so great at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:20am
  • 10.33 - are you awesome at oral on girls? 9.36 - what's your wife's problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Well hey you should hit me up i love eating pussy we can trade an eye for an eye. And a load. Call me Mr. Sticky face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:33pm
  • how should i do it for good results?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:52pm
  • beggers can't be choosers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:28am
  • hey, 9:36 i'm married and i never stopped giving my man head! he loves it. the second he walks in the door his pants are down and i'm on my knees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:26pm
  • @ 10:04. we want a BJ, not a trip to the emergency room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 10:37 u really must not get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:42am
  • 10:33 aww. Poor you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:35am
  • 10:22 me too! I wanna bust a load in someones hair while they're sitting on the train!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:25am
  • @ 1:26.... At least you know your place!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:47pm
  • sounds like OP was propositioning, not pandering to a beggar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:29am
  • I can honestly say the man who sent tht text is mybest friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:41am
  • Please stay off topic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:12am
  • practice makes perfect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Sadly it's been my experience that most girls do not give very good head. Some make up for it with enthusiasm but...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:33am
  • Fuck I'll be your practice dummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:28am
  • 9:12 - i give great, sloppy head. i also lick balls, and can even fit them in my mouth...and i have no gag reflex 9:13 - i love anal. 9:20 - read above, and your boner will change your mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:25pm
  • The OP needs to now give her the names of some of her best friends and tell her that they give better head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I give great head mmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:57am
  • Three words: You got owned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:51pm
  • You must be stipper at yhe cheetah says your husband

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Keepin it classy Atlanta. I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Seaweed what does that mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Ooooo damn that's fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:39am
  • I'm from atlanta and I suck ma uncles dick every night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:46am