Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
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probably the only bodily function joke i have ever had a problem containing my laughter with. hahahahahaha. i almost wish i could see it in person but at the same time i would never wish something that horrific on myself hahahaha
LMAO TATS FUCKIN HALARIOUS
hahahhahaaa i luv u man
i'm starting to feel sorry for myself, residing from the 206 and all
Fucking hilarious. Totally just bust out laughing at work... yes, I'm being very productive today.
Haha as I was reading this I farted and swallowed at the sane time! Didn't quite shit myself though
Ladies this goes for you the most. That's if u don't spit.