Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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U swing it around dumbasses
Me? I'm blindfolded and bent over the edge of my bed trying to guess what my friends are shoving in my vag/anus. They won't let me up until I get 3 right.
Every one of those thumbs down are from girls that are jealous that they can't do this.
masturbaiting to the sight of u
My boyfriend sent me the same text. I'm not even joking. FML?
What a badass high school kid!
Helicoptor Helicoptor Helicoptor
Oh, yeah. I do that with my boobs too.
I do not know this "helicopter" phrase.
I wish I hadn't read this
This has GOT to be my ex. No lie. Reppin the 512 well hah.
Man this is fuckig brilliant are you kidding me
So, you're explaining your attempt at masturbation... Wow?
Sick sick sick fuck. Helicopter is when you swing your dick around like the blades of a helicopter. Male strippers do it. I'm a girl and I find it seriously disturbing. Shouldn't be physically possible.
Been there done that
What's so wrong with this? I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious
God damn you 11:18 u stole my microsoft Sam reference lol
If you had a mullet I would say that's a fuckin kiss ass party! The only thing better then that is Chuck Norris ha ha
The fucks wrong with you
Lmao that's my area code, I probably know him. Fml.
That's just omg WTF!!!
but can you make it talk?