Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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U swing it around dumbasses
Me? I'm blindfolded and bent over the edge of my bed trying to guess what my friends are shoving in my vag/anus. They won't let me up until I get 3 right.
Every one of those thumbs down are from girls that are jealous that they can't do this.
masturbaiting to the sight of u
What a badass high school kid!
My boyfriend sent me the same text. I'm not even joking. FML?
Helicoptor Helicoptor Helicoptor
Oh, yeah. I do that with my boobs too.
Sick sick sick fuck. Helicopter is when you swing your dick around like the blades of a helicopter. Male strippers do it. I'm a girl and I find it seriously disturbing. Shouldn't be physically possible.
Man this is fuckig brilliant are you kidding me
I wish I hadn't read this
This has GOT to be my ex. No lie. Reppin the 512 well hah.
I do not know this "helicopter" phrase.
Been there done that
What's so wrong with this? I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious
God damn you 11:18 u stole my microsoft Sam reference lol
So, you're explaining your attempt at masturbation... Wow?
If you had a mullet I would say that's a fuckin kiss ass party! The only thing better then that is Chuck Norris ha ha
The fucks wrong with you
That's just omg WTF!!!
Lmao that's my area code, I probably know him. Fml.
but can you make it talk?