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  • 90 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:31am

    U swing it around dumbasses

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:43pm

    Every one of those thumbs down are from girls that are jealous that they can't do this.

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:31am

    Sick sick sick fuck. Helicopter is when you swing your dick around like the blades of a helicopter. Male strippers do it. I'm a girl and I find it seriously disturbing. Shouldn't be physically possible.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:38pm

    My boyfriend sent me the same text. I'm not even joking. FML?

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:04am

    What a badass high school kid!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:58pm

    The fucks wrong with you

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:43pm

    masturbaiting to the sight of u

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:50am

    Me? I'm blindfolded and bent over the edge of my bed trying to guess what my friends are shoving in my vag/anus. They won't let me up until I get 3 right.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:01am

    God damn you 11:18 u stole my microsoft Sam reference lol

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:59pm

    What's so wrong with this? I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:32am

    Oh, yeah. I do that with my boobs too.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 1:33am

    Man this is fuckig brilliant are you kidding me

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm

    That's just omg WTF!!!

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:09am

    This has GOT to be my ex. No lie. Reppin the 512 well hah.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:03am

    I wish I hadn't read this

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:32pm

    Helicoptor Helicoptor Helicoptor

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:25am

    I do not know this "helicopter" phrase.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:57am

    JASON NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by usmc15 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:59pm

    If you had a mullet I would say that's a fuckin kiss ass party! The only thing better then that is Chuck Norris ha ha

  • 40 56
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Feb 10, 11 at 11:45pm

    Garret?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:25pm

    Been there done that

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:04pm

    Lmao that's my area code, I probably know him. Fml.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:00am

    but can you make it talk?

  • 19 22
    Submitted by indycindi on Mar 14, 12 at 3:25pm

    Massive LOL

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:04am

    So, you're explaining your attempt at masturbation... Wow?

  • 36 65
    Submitted by alyssa_w on May 31, 10 at 11:20pm

    BRUNO!