Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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U swing it around dumbasses
Me? I'm blindfolded and bent over the edge of my bed trying to guess what my friends are shoving in my vag/anus. They won't let me up until I get 3 right.
Every one of those thumbs down are from girls that are jealous that they can't do this.
My boyfriend sent me the same text. I'm not even joking. FML?
What a badass high school kid!
masturbaiting to the sight of u
Oh, yeah. I do that with my boobs too.
I do not know this "helicopter" phrase.
Helicoptor Helicoptor Helicoptor
This has GOT to be my ex. No lie. Reppin the 512 well hah.
So, you're explaining your attempt at masturbation... Wow?
Man this is fuckig brilliant are you kidding me
I wish I hadn't read this
Been there done that
Sick sick sick fuck. Helicopter is when you swing your dick around like the blades of a helicopter. Male strippers do it. I'm a girl and I find it seriously disturbing. Shouldn't be physically possible.
God damn you 11:18 u stole my microsoft Sam reference lol
What's so wrong with this? I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious
Lmao that's my area code, I probably know him. Fml.
That's just omg WTF!!!
If you had a mullet I would say that's a fuckin kiss ass party! The only thing better then that is Chuck Norris ha ha
The fucks wrong with you
but can you make it talk?