my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
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It could be Kingsburg, Madera, Fresno, or Clovis as well.
PLAAAAAATTTEEEE OOOOFFFFFFFF MMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does "plate of meat" ...mean?
oh look, another original! seriously people, wtf?!
I have been known to eat meat in bed but I do it naked and generaly the meat is resting on my titts.
wow...not sure if thats sexy or gross but i like it either way
shut up duuudeeeeee then dont read ittt
haha 559 and meeeat aha
8:49 YOU'RE SO CLEVER
If you add letters to a word for "emphasis", you might be a loopy cunt. Oh, I mean a looooopppyyy cuuuunnttttt.
1 42 why '...' in the middle of ...a question?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLATE OF MEAT! A PLATE OF MEAT, YOU GUYS! I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO HILARIOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
I am 99% sure this has happened to me in the 443. My daddy is a gentleman though.
this has actually happened to me before no joke
Eating a plate of meat + underwear = MANNING THE FVCK UP
made of awesome
This has got to be Visalia!
is plate of meat a euphemism that i don't get?
Your a winner