my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
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It could be Kingsburg, Madera, Fresno, or Clovis as well.
PLAAAAAATTTEEEE OOOOFFFFFFFF MMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does "plate of meat" ...mean?
oh look, another original! seriously people, wtf?!
shut up duuudeeeeee then dont read ittt
I have been known to eat meat in bed but I do it naked and generaly the meat is resting on my titts.
wow...not sure if thats sexy or gross but i like it either way
haha 559 and meeeat aha
8:49 YOU'RE SO CLEVER
If you add letters to a word for "emphasis", you might be a loopy cunt. Oh, I mean a looooopppyyy cuuuunnttttt.
I am 99% sure this has happened to me in the 443. My daddy is a gentleman though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLATE OF MEAT! A PLATE OF MEAT, YOU GUYS! I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO HILARIOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
1 42 why '...' in the middle of ...a question?
this has actually happened to me before no joke
Eating a plate of meat + underwear = MANNING THE FVCK UP
made of awesome
This has got to be Visalia!
is plate of meat a euphemism that i don't get?
Your a winner