I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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so you drank wine, decorated for the holidays and played board games... exactly what "level" do you think you are on?
Actually the most ridiculous part of this is buying a christmas tree before thanksgiving. It'll be dead in a month!
Not in 5 inch heels, it doesn't.
I'm proud to say that I know this person! ahh to be from the bay area!
So, this one time, I got really drunk, and I passed out on the couch, but I left my shoes on. So many penises were drawn on my face...
your level of being a gigantic whore?
Major win. Minus points for usage of the word "vino". Still a win.
OP a half mile takes 10 minutes to walk so i bet you still had enough energy for those board games and that tree