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(256): View more from Alabama

On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult

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(937): View more from Ohio

I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.

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(801): View more from Utah

I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Alls I remember is making out with that chick.

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Nope that was a dude

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(360): View more from Washington

DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!

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(314): View more from Missouri

You are a booty call, not a friend.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.

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