I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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ya shoulda took a bite of breakfast, guarantee he'd never do it again...
Breakfast served bitch
Every time I hear those two words I hear amir's voice saying them in my head xD from collegehumor
put some wasabi on your finger and jam it up his ass next time he teabags you...i find stun guns work good too...right in the taint
I told you the guys from the mariachi band were cool!
Words can't describe the joy brought to me from this. Lifemade.
lol huevos sounds like balls in Spanish
Must have been a short order cook is OP didn't wake up gaging.