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  • how good was the burrito? this might be the qualifier for good night/bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Well if u pick the burrito u can eat and then just masturbate so u get both...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:17pm
  • i would trade a burrito for sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:19am
  • would you do it for a quesadilla?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:08am
  • totally worth it. 110%.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:14pm
  • It's only justified if the burrito was from Chipotle. THEN it's classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:37am
  • read this and though CHIPOTLE immediately. glad i wasnt alone 11:04.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:21pm
  • ewh i would never trade sex for a burrito. that's sick and weirddd. plus you're obviously a fat ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:40am
  • A fucking burrito? Are you kidding me? Taco Bell has the cheapest fucking menu, and here you are, being an idiot. Good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Yes that constitutes as prostitution. Tasty, tasty prostitution.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 326 i looove burrtitos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:41am
  • whoever traded the burrito got ripped off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:54pm
  • fuck you 11:10.. fuck you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:00am
  • I immediately thought CHIPOTLE, too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Does that qualify as prostitution?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:08pm
  • u silly americans.. living off taco bell. BTW - same grade meat as dog food! Grade A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:51am
  • Ok well OP I will give u two burrtitos for sex, great deal ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:26am
  • i feel like this is a win win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:54am
  • chipotle-def worth it. and to the haters: if you were gonna fuck the person anyway why not get something to eat. and to the ppl screaming prostitution: how many of you have been taking to dinner that you didn't pay for, then got fucked after. same shit just quicker and to the point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:39pm
  • can i have my burrito while having sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • 2:33 that is NOT sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:43am
  • Now THAT'S a good trade!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:45am
  • nope, nothing wrong. burritos are gooood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:03am
  • La Bamba > Chipotle If you live in a college town, you know and accept this as fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:35am
  • a very good trade. You can always get sex but a good burrito is not so easy to get

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:23am
  • WOW. Classy Wisconsin. YOU WOULD TRASHHY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:33am
  • I see no wrong doing here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I had sex with my burrito. Didn't have to cuddle afterwards, either. WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:24am
  • Okay, so did the OP's friend have sex for a burrito, or did the OP's friend have a burrito instead of sex? Because either way it's justified if it's Chipotle, but the whole prostitution question could be avoided.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:58am
  • For a burrito? I wonder what the OP would do for a Klondike bar???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:13am
  • Such a win

    Submitted by latenight on Mar 25, 10 at 8:42pm
  • I would do this for a good sandwich. Which may be evidence that working in a deli is ruining me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:19am
  • i thought everyone did this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:54pm
  • wow i think i know who would have done this :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Chipotle or Qdoba, either one's worth it. And you always trade a burrito for sex! Who wants to have sex when you have a burrito sitting in your belly anyway? It's like being preggers..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:42am