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  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:01pm

    how good was the burrito? this might be the qualifier for good night/bad night

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:19am

    i would trade a burrito for sex

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:40am

    ewh i would never trade sex for a burrito. that's sick and weirddd. plus you're obviously a fat ass.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm

    A fucking burrito? Are you kidding me? Taco Bell has the cheapest fucking menu, and here you are, being an idiot. Good job.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:08am

    would you do it for a quesadilla?

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:14pm

    totally worth it. 110%.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:37am

    It's only justified if the burrito was from Chipotle. THEN it's classy.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:21pm

    read this and though CHIPOTLE immediately. glad i wasnt alone 11:04.

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:54am

    i feel like this is a win win

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:35pm

    I immediately thought CHIPOTLE, too!!!

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:08pm

    Does that qualify as prostitution?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:33am

    WOW. Classy Wisconsin. YOU WOULD TRASHHY

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:51am

    u silly americans.. living off taco bell. BTW - same grade meat as dog food! Grade A

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:17pm

    Well if u pick the burrito u can eat and then just masturbate so u get both...

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    Yes that constitutes as prostitution. Tasty, tasty prostitution.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:41am

    326 i looove burrtitos

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:03am

    nope, nothing wrong. burritos are gooood

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:23am

    a very good trade. You can always get sex but a good burrito is not so easy to get

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:54pm

    whoever traded the burrito got ripped off

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:00am

    fuck you 11:10.. fuck you..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:48am

    can i have my burrito while having sex?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:43am

    2:33 that is NOT sex.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:19am

    I would do this for a good sandwich. Which may be evidence that working in a deli is ruining me.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:51pm

    I see no wrong doing here.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:39pm

    chipotle-def worth it. and to the haters: if you were gonna fuck the person anyway why not get something to eat. and to the ppl screaming prostitution: how many of you have been taking to dinner that you didn't pay for, then got fucked after. same shit just quicker and to the point.

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:24am

    I had sex with my burrito. Didn't have to cuddle afterwards, either. WIN

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:45am

    Now THAT'S a good trade!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:26am

    Ok well OP I will give u two burrtitos for sex, great deal ;)

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:35am

    La Bamba > Chipotle If you live in a college town, you know and accept this as fact.

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:41pm

    wow i think i know who would have done this :P

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:58am

    Okay, so did the OP's friend have sex for a burrito, or did the OP's friend have a burrito instead of sex? Because either way it's justified if it's Chipotle, but the whole prostitution question could be avoided.

  • 44 90
    Submitted by latenight on Mar 25, 10 at 8:42pm

    Such a win

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:54pm

    i thought everyone did this

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:42am

    Chipotle or Qdoba, either one's worth it. And you always trade a burrito for sex! Who wants to have sex when you have a burrito sitting in your belly anyway? It's like being preggers..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:13am

    For a burrito? I wonder what the OP would do for a Klondike bar???