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  • No, because we wanted to know when the beast had awoken.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 9, 12 at 2:40am
  • You wanted us to mail you to the girl from that amateur pornsite you've been following.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 8, 12 at 4:23pm
  • No, it was solely for our amusement.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 8, 12 at 4:56pm
  • we thought if we wrapped you in enough bubble wrap and threw you into the ocean you'd wash up on the shores of some paradise island. you convinced us to do it.

    Submitted by CCF on Feb 9, 12 at 3:04pm
  • Suffocation - You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:55pm
  • Are you sure it's not a bad case of acne?

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 8, 12 at 6:16pm
  • Hey, some people are into being wrapped up like that. It's OK.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 8, 12 at 3:19pm
  • so it will break bones but not leave bruises when we throw you down the stairs

    Submitted by reeln on Feb 8, 12 at 5:52pm
  • yes because when were drunk we all think safety first

    Submitted by WApple on Feb 8, 12 at 10:05pm