he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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Idk I have a boyfriend and am up for anything but I like to have at least a little respect in bed. I mean...blowjobs don't do anything for girls and therefore we don't do them for us but for you as the man. So since we r doing u a favor then u should b nicer about it. Lol respect the pussyyy :)
You should sit on his face when hes sleeping and when he wakes up you say go
I'd have bitten it.
I'm all about having fun in bed, and I'm by far not a bitch, but still... have the slightest hint of respect. Those of you that think this is funny, and that 4:12 and anyone like her are bitches or lesbians, deserve all the STDs you'll get from your idiot frat boy ways. Grow the fuck up.
2:22, i'm sorry you obviously had a bad experience, but some of us actually do it and actually DO enjoy making somebody we love feel good. i'm sorry that's so hard for you to believe.
and i feel like just as much of a woman by my own damn self, thanks. not just from doing that. it's really sad when girls like you judge all other girls just for participating in something that doesn't agree with your tastes. (no pun intended!)
say okay and use a lil teeth.
that will teach him
Wow, a lot of people really need to get a fucking sense of humor. This is funny.
4:12 shouldn't be attacked. Like everyone else, she is entitled to her opinion. She just needs to understand that when your dick is in someone's mouth, you're not really capable of saying anything intelligent or romantic. Dick in someone's mouth= I'm happy and stupid.
I had a similar experience once, only his exact words were "SUCK IT."
i would have gone lorena bobbit on his ass..
id like a sandwich also!
Or maybe he did it to him.
4:25 I would like a sandwich if you are making some also if you are having that attitude not only do I not want to hear you but frankly I don't want to see your bitchy ass for a while
NYC is staying classy 24/7. Thanks for giving us a good rep, guy.
This is something my husband would do, and then i would laugh at him and roll back over.
lol im sorry thats funny shit.
2:22 I really love you who woulda thunk it.
im a very upfront person and i still think thats wrong. at least use your manors =)
i agree with 4:11. -no question about it. you give some, you gain some
412 and 425 need to stay home and make babies
If someone did that to me I would just burst out laughing. The reward them by sucking them off. Win-win I think.
at that point you should have listened, and walked away.
And chill, it all depends on the context. Could of been rude, could of just been funny.
/sucking dick is fun. so everyone's happy.
7:12, when one is employing sarcasm it is often customary, in the context of typing playfully to use nonstandard English. Put another way, lighten the fuck up, grammar bitch. We all went to college too.
i think it's funny....my husband would totally do this with a big smile on his face....and we'd both laugh...and have some fun!
or maybe this isn't even about sex...but it's funnier if it is
Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda hot?
Oh please, ladies, relax. Admit it: it's still funny
4:12 God you are a cunt...I feel sorry for whoever has to interact with you
Marshmallows maybe. Or a choco taco.
no mayo on mine please
^ Like a twelve year old?
I think this is funny as hell! And I'm a girl. When my boyfriend decides to be cocky like that I find it super funny and just go along with it. Stop being so sensitive. Geeez
Is there any other way, that's called Italian foreplay
7:12 - Funner actually is a word. Look it up. :)
although saying it does make you sound kind of dumb.
And, for this post, I'm a female and i think it is hilarious.
It would be easier this way then just randomly going down on my bf, i could have him show he really wants it.
I'll take a sandwich. And a blowjob. Get on your knees bitch.
@10:58 why are you getting so upset you must be missing the dick lately. Someone help this girl out please. I would if I had one. (sigh)
"OMG I LOVE GIVING MY BOYFRIEND HEAD BECAUSE THEN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN"
Yeah, actually give it a try for once. People who post shit like that have likely never done anything that they mentioned.
FYI.. she was probably timing how fast she could blow up a balloon. You sick, desperate cock-suckers.
4:12, lighten up. If my boyfriend said this, I would think it's funny. You're too busy taking offense at everything to enjoy some humor.
10:58 I really think 2:22 is a dude and I liked the imagination Aka context it might not of even been a dick
i'd wish my bf would make it that easy for me
@ 1:48 No, i'm with you on that. :)
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't make food for men. It's so much funner to watch you all starve and die.
4:11 is right on. You gotta give it if you get it.
maybe "it" was a dreamsicle, or a sno-cone
8:40 stop taking things so harshly. go with the flow for once. lol, its FUNNY!
fuck i'd go for it!!!!! <3penis
This can hardly count for sexual assault, i doubt he was just some random guy who popped his dick in her mouth. I also think it's funny and if you've been in a relationship long enough you start to not care. I bet he did this to her with a huge teasing grin on his face.
This could be about something totally different then that. Maybe they were stealing gas out of a car.
4:12 change your tampon and go back to munchin rug.
Choco tacos are fucking good.
i could go on a choco taco... Manors?????
Oh context, how no one cares when you're around, and how everyone bitches when you're not.
Blarg on your errors!
4:15 & 4:17 - Well, golly - you're totally right! Let me just run along back to the kitchen where I belong, make you a sandwich, and be seen but not heard. Hahaha. I really hope that when you two decide to grow up, you look back on the person that you are right now and are horrified at the fucked up things you said and did. :)
I like how people assume it is about sex.
I think the idea of all the men dying is hellishly funny. You bastards lighten up.
Uhh... how about you grow a pair and wrap your head (the one that's supposed to carry your brain) around the idea that we women are not at your disposal for the sole purpose of serving your sexual "needs."
That's what your hand is for, you patriarchal asshole.
Props to 4:00.
2:06AM I disagree.
I love giving my guy a bj.
Satisfying him is really satisfying to me, especially cause I get to hear him moaning ;)
How about please GO
lol, thats how a man does it!
just do a john wayne bobbitt and go