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  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:11pm

    You should sit on his face when hes sleeping and when he wakes up you say go

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:25pm

    I'd have bitten it. I'm all about having fun in bed, and I'm by far not a bitch, but still... have the slightest hint of respect. Those of you that think this is funny, and that 4:12 and anyone like her are bitches or lesbians, deserve all the STDs you'll get from your idiot frat boy ways. Grow the fuck up.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    say okay and use a lil teeth. that will teach him

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:06am

    Idk I have a boyfriend and am up for anything but I like to have at least a little respect in bed. I mean...blowjobs don't do anything for girls and therefore we don't do them for us but for you as the man. So since we r doing u a favor then u should b nicer about it. Lol respect the pussyyy :)

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:58am

    2:22, i'm sorry you obviously had a bad experience, but some of us actually do it and actually DO enjoy making somebody we love feel good. i'm sorry that's so hard for you to believe. and i feel like just as much of a woman by my own damn self, thanks. not just from doing that. it's really sad when girls like you judge all other girls just for participating in something that doesn't agree with your tastes. (no pun intended!)

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:30pm

    I had a similar experience once, only his exact words were "SUCK IT."

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:33pm

    Wow, a lot of people really need to get a fucking sense of humor. This is funny.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:47pm

    i would have gone lorena bobbit on his ass..

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:50am

    lol im sorry thats funny shit.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:37pm

    7:12, when one is employing sarcasm it is often customary, in the context of typing playfully to use nonstandard English. Put another way, lighten the fuck up, grammar bitch. We all went to college too.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:45am

    HAHA. And chill, it all depends on the context. Could of been rude, could of just been funny. /sucking dick is fun. so everyone's happy.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:31pm

    no mayo on mine please

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:17pm

    4:12 God you are a cunt...I feel sorry for whoever has to interact with you

  • 42 46
    Submitted by rachaelvanepps on Oct 9, 10 at 10:18pm

    I think this is funny as hell! And I'm a girl. When my boyfriend decides to be cocky like that I find it super funny and just go along with it. Stop being so sensitive. Geeez

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:12pm

    Mmmk.....

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:12 shouldn't be attacked. Like everyone else, she is entitled to her opinion. She just needs to understand that when your dick is in someone's mouth, you're not really capable of saying anything intelligent or romantic. Dick in someone's mouth= I'm happy and stupid.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:02pm

    412 and 425 need to stay home and make babies

  • 37 38
    Submitted by sactastic on May 20, 10 at 7:24pm

    Is there any other way, that's called Italian foreplay

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:16pm

    2:22 I really love you who woulda thunk it.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:18am

    NYC is staying classy 24/7. Thanks for giving us a good rep, guy.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:20pm

    i agree with 4:11. -no question about it. you give some, you gain some

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:00pm

    Or maybe he did it to him.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:28am

    im a very upfront person and i still think thats wrong. at least use your manors =)

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:54pm

    i think it's funny....my husband would totally do this with a big smile on his face....and we'd both laugh...and have some fun! or maybe this isn't even about sex...but it's funnier if it is

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:07pm

    Marshmallows maybe. Or a choco taco.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:25 I would like a sandwich if you are making some also if you are having that attitude not only do I not want to hear you but frankly I don't want to see your bitchy ass for a while

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:53am

    7:12 - Funner actually is a word. Look it up. :) although saying it does make you sound kind of dumb. And, for this post, I'm a female and i think it is hilarious. It would be easier this way then just randomly going down on my bf, i could have him show he really wants it.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:11 is right on. You gotta give it if you get it.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:12pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA This is something my husband would do, and then i would laugh at him and roll back over.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:21am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:23pm

    If someone did that to me I would just burst out laughing. The reward them by sucking them off. Win-win I think.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:51pm

    Oh please, ladies, relax. Admit it: it's still funny

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:19pm

    at that point you should have listened, and walked away.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:58pm

    Oh, I'm sorry. I don't make food for men. It's so much funner to watch you all starve and die.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:24pm

    ^ Like a twelve year old?

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:52pm

    I'll take a sandwich. And a blowjob. Get on your knees bitch.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50pm

    @ 1:48 No, i'm with you on that. :)

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:17pm

    8======================================D

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:45pm

    @10:58 why are you getting so upset you must be missing the dick lately. Someone help this girl out please. I would if I had one. (sigh)

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:49pm

    8:40 stop taking things so harshly. go with the flow for once. lol, its FUNNY!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:20pm

    10:58 I really think 2:22 is a dude and I liked the imagination Aka context it might not of even been a dick

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:02pm

    maybe "it" was a dreamsicle, or a sno-cone

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:48pm

    Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda hot?

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:36pm

    i could go on a choco taco... Manors?????

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:12, lighten up. If my boyfriend said this, I would think it's funny. You're too busy taking offense at everything to enjoy some humor.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    4:15 & 4:17 - Well, golly - you're totally right! Let me just run along back to the kitchen where I belong, make you a sandwich, and be seen but not heard. Hahaha. I really hope that when you two decide to grow up, you look back on the person that you are right now and are horrified at the fucked up things you said and did. :)

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:22am

    "OMG I LOVE GIVING MY BOYFRIEND HEAD BECAUSE THEN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" Yeah, actually give it a try for once. People who post shit like that have likely never done anything that they mentioned. FYI.. she was probably timing how fast she could blow up a balloon. You sick, desperate cock-suckers.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:12pm

    Uhh... how about you grow a pair and wrap your head (the one that's supposed to carry your brain) around the idea that we women are not at your disposal for the sole purpose of serving your sexual "needs." That's what your hand is for, you patriarchal asshole. Props to 4:00.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:51pm

    Oh context, how no one cares when you're around, and how everyone bitches when you're not.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:00pm

    I think the idea of all the men dying is hellishly funny. You bastards lighten up.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:53pm

    i'd wish my bf would make it that easy for me

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:47pm

    This can hardly count for sexual assault, i doubt he was just some random guy who popped his dick in her mouth. I also think it's funny and if you've been in a relationship long enough you start to not care. I bet he did this to her with a huge teasing grin on his face.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:57pm

    fuck i'd go for it!!!!! <3penis

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:15pm

    4:12 change your tampon and go back to munchin rug.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:29am

    2:06AM I disagree. I love giving my guy a bj. Satisfying him is really satisfying to me, especially cause I get to hear him moaning ;)

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:20am

    Choco tacos are fucking good.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:18pm

    id like a sandwich also!

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:43pm

    Blarg on your errors!

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:39pm

    This could be about something totally different then that. Maybe they were stealing gas out of a car.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:42pm

    I like how people assume it is about sex.

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Duckkoo on Jun 30, 11 at 2:55pm

    Haha funny

  • 20 42
    Submitted by R3X on Jun 26, 11 at 11:17pm

    How about please GO

  • 36 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:15pm

    lol, thats how a man does it!

  • 39 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:57am

    just do a john wayne bobbitt and go