I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
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this is funny but it's rehearsed/fake.
this is confusing, because i can't tell whether this is a person sharing a story on the site and putting it in text form for some reason or a text recieved by someone else, because why would you say "I can't disclose who"
Someone high might say I can't disclose. Or someone smart. Same diff.