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  • 71 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:18pm

    it was probably the episode where squirward claims he doesn't like krabby patties. those things look delicious in that episode!

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:16pm

    Is it the one where the "MY LEG!" guy sings about the Krabby Patty with jellyfish jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    I was just watching the episode you're talking about. With the "patty vault", right?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:03pm

    haha you mean EVERY EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:19pm

    I always pictured crabby patties as the bastard step son of a sloppy joe......

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:25pm

    Crabby Patties = crab cakes. They're damn good.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:25pm

    You mean KRABBY patties?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    Spongebob is my fucking LOVE <4

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:01pm

    I kno same I rlly want one now. Wateva they are

  • 34 35
    Submitted by alias777 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:10pm

    KRABBY

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:28pm

    Omg They Just Look So Delicious

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:04am

    poop!! People Order Our Patties!

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:13pm

    Krabby Patty Formula * Bottom Bun * Patty (add love while cooking) * Sea Horseradish sauce * Ketchup * Mustard * Mayo * Arby's sauce * Cheese * Pickles * Lettuce * Tomato * Onions * Top Bun * Sprinkle on some more love from your heart ( if there is no love in your heart, buy some and put some in, it really works)

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:08am

    It's called a crab cake sandwich ya fools. If your ever in MD, or VA around the Chesepeake bay every restaurant has them.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:37pm

    i tell myself that every day

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:40pm

    Dude I just watched that too haha

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    How ironic, I'm watching spongebob as we speak. I've always wanted t know what the krabbie pattie secret formula is..

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:22pm

    Hey fuck you 6:22 Maryland is the shit! PG county all day jerk.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:19pm

    Haha I actually thought this to myself one time. They look so good =)

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:09am

    Goddamn that'd be a dream cone true if they were real

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:59am

    Spelled krabby not crabby :)

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:51am

    I would love a Crabby Pattie!! ...and a Good Burger! Yummm.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm

    Black people like Fish sticks!

  • 30 39
    Submitted by nomo12 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:50pm

    That was obviously the episode

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:45pm

    I have a feeling this came from Daniel Reiser.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:06am

    I soooo agree. Spongbob cooks them so fucking good, and all you ppl saying that they do exist, fuck you, I literally want the crabby patty from crusty crab in the restaraunt under the sea

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:36pm

    Maryland is full of NIGGGGGS yo

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:19pm

    There's a resturant in my city that sells crabbie patties...pretty much crab cakes on buns..they're so bomb.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm

    Niggas ain't got shit

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:34pm

    4:41 it's Krusty Krab with a K! Gosh what is wrong with you?? Don't u know ur Spongebob? Just kiddin'. :)

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:22pm

    @6:13 you damn ignorant asshole the OP isn't talking about crab fucking cakes... It's in reference to the delicious succulant cheeseburger from the fine underwater eating establishment "The Krusty Krab".... And fuck maryland -916

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:19pm

    samezies dude.... major samezies

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:22pm

    Hahaha, the only one who gave 5:22 a thumbs up was 5:22. You are so alone. Also MMmmmmmm krabby patties

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    hahahah I always wanted to know too, well have to side with plankton to get that secret formular

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:43pm

    Nick jr website has the recipe.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:43pm

    Theres a real recipe for krabby patties on the nickelodeon website but they are made with actual crabs and doesn't look anything like the yummy burger in the show... I just want to know the secret formula!!!!!

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:35am

    1 time I got drunk watched spongebob and order 5 jumbo jacks thinking they would taste like krabby patties. Didn't work to well.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    Was it the pretty patties one?

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:57pm

    hahaha, i was literally JUST talking about this with my sister... it was the episode where squidward feigns hating the patties. deluxe patties look amazing.

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:25am

    They ARE real. Theyre gummy burgers. They're fuckin good, too.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:28am

    Oyyvay dec 10 5:24 its not ironic it's a coincidence that you're watching spongebob at the moment too... Dummy

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:29pm

    Fuck off, 2:22, Maryland is the shit.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:58am

    I know that episode!!

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:08pm

    I think my sister sent this. She watches it like a freakin eight year old!

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:42pm

    you talkin about the episode where he makes different colored crabby patties?

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:17pm

    I'm pretty sure in n out burger is the California equivalent.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:14pm

    Is it the one where the patties all a bunch of different colors? Because I could totally go for a plaid-colored burger, medium well.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:29am

    All you fuckin dumbasses. Crabby patties are real. It's just written on the menu as crab cakes. You're excused if you live in a landlocked state

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    I wish pretty patties were real :( That would be the most amazing food ever!

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:55pm

    i've been wishing this for years

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:25pm

    Haha I love Keller, tx(:

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:36pm

    careful, if you have too many theyll go straight to your thighs..... and then youll blow up.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:54am

    crabby patties exist in the form of an in-n-out double double.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:28pm

    I have so been there a million times

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:59pm

    we have all been there.

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:23am

    Ahh you've seen the krabby patty training video as well 12:04

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm

    Happens to the best of us

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:19pm

    Wait! Are you saying that crabby patties aren't real?

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:49pm

    They have crabby Pattie candy!

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:41pm

    Krabby patties are real go to stars burgers in humboldt ca, the creator of spongebob based crusty crab off that burger joint

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:48pm

    omg they look so delicious

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:42am

    I have always wished crabby patties were real.,, just sayin'

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:28pm

    "The Krusty Krab" is in "Bikini Bottom" .. the producer clearly had a certain issue on their mind.