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  • it was probably the episode where squirward claims he doesn't like krabby patties. those things look delicious in that episode!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:18pm
  • i tell myself that every day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:37pm
  • I was just watching the episode you're talking about. With the "patty vault", right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm
  • You mean KRABBY patties?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Spongebob is my fucking LOVE <4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Is it the one where the "MY LEG!" guy sings about the Krabby Patty with jellyfish jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:16pm
  • @6:13 you damn ignorant asshole the OP isn't talking about crab fucking cakes... It's in reference to the delicious succulant cheeseburger from the fine underwater eating establishment "The Krusty Krab".... And fuck maryland -916

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Dude I just watched that too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:40pm
  • haha you mean EVERY EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Crabby Patties = crab cakes. They're damn good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Theres a real recipe for krabby patties on the nickelodeon website but they are made with actual crabs and doesn't look anything like the yummy burger in the show... I just want to know the secret formula!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:43pm
  • poop!! People Order Our Patties!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:04am
  • Nick jr website has the recipe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:43pm
  • I have a feeling this came from Daniel Reiser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Haha I actually thought this to myself one time. They look so good =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I always pictured crabby patties as the bastard step son of a sloppy joe......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:19pm
  • KRABBY

    Submitted by alias777 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:10pm
  • I kno same I rlly want one now. Wateva they are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:01pm
  • hahaha, i was literally JUST talking about this with my sister... it was the episode where squidward feigns hating the patties. deluxe patties look amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I soooo agree. Spongbob cooks them so fucking good, and all you ppl saying that they do exist, fuck you, I literally want the crabby patty from crusty crab in the restaraunt under the sea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:06am
  • 1 time I got drunk watched spongebob and order 5 jumbo jacks thinking they would taste like krabby patties. Didn't work to well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:35am
  • Goddamn that'd be a dream cone true if they were real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:09am
  • Omg They Just Look So Delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Oyyvay dec 10 5:24 its not ironic it's a coincidence that you're watching spongebob at the moment too... Dummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:28am
  • Was it the pretty patties one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Hey fuck you 6:22 Maryland is the shit! PG county all day jerk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:22pm
  • I wish pretty patties were real :( That would be the most amazing food ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm
  • They ARE real. Theyre gummy burgers. They're fuckin good, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:25am
  • Is it the one where the patties all a bunch of different colors? Because I could totally go for a plaid-colored burger, medium well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:14pm
  • 4:41 it's Krusty Krab with a K! Gosh what is wrong with you?? Don't u know ur Spongebob? Just kiddin'. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:34pm
  • hahahah I always wanted to know too, well have to side with plankton to get that secret formular

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Haha I love Keller, tx(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I have always wished crabby patties were real.,, just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:42am
  • i've been wishing this for years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Maryland is full of NIGGGGGS yo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:36pm
  • That was obviously the episode

    Submitted by nomo12 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:50pm
  • I would love a Crabby Pattie!! ...and a Good Burger! Yummm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:51am
  • It's called a crab cake sandwich ya fools. If your ever in MD, or VA around the Chesepeake bay every restaurant has them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:08am
  • All you fuckin dumbasses. Crabby patties are real. It's just written on the menu as crab cakes. You're excused if you live in a landlocked state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:29am
  • Niggas ain't got shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm
  • omg they look so delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I know that episode!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:58am
  • Black people like Fish sticks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Happens to the best of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:04pm
  • There's a resturant in my city that sells crabbie patties...pretty much crab cakes on buns..they're so bomb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:19pm
  • How ironic, I'm watching spongebob as we speak. I've always wanted t know what the krabbie pattie secret formula is..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Krabby Patty Formula * Bottom Bun * Patty (add love while cooking) * Sea Horseradish sauce * Ketchup * Mustard * Mayo * Arby's sauce * Cheese * Pickles * Lettuce * Tomato * Onions * Top Bun * Sprinkle on some more love from your heart ( if there is no love in your heart, buy some and put some in, it really works)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:13pm
  • careful, if you have too many theyll go straight to your thighs..... and then youll blow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Spelled krabby not crabby :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:59am
  • Hahaha, the only one who gave 5:22 a thumbs up was 5:22. You are so alone. Also MMmmmmmm krabby patties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Fuck off, 2:22, Maryland is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:29pm
  • I'm pretty sure in n out burger is the California equivalent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:17pm
  • I think my sister sent this. She watches it like a freakin eight year old!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:08pm
  • you talkin about the episode where he makes different colored crabby patties?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Ahh you've seen the krabby patty training video as well 12:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:23am
  • samezies dude.... major samezies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:19pm
  • crabby patties exist in the form of an in-n-out double double.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:54am
  • we have all been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Wait! Are you saying that crabby patties aren't real?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:19pm
  • "The Krusty Krab" is in "Bikini Bottom" .. the producer clearly had a certain issue on their mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:28pm
  • They have crabby Pattie candy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:49pm
  • I have so been there a million times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Krabby patties are real go to stars burgers in humboldt ca, the creator of spongebob based crusty crab off that burger joint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:41pm