Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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If your going to be a bitch about it stick with soft core porn and eating cheetos. I wish you cold dead fish lays until you can gain some appreciation.
This has to be up there with "waahhh my bank account has too much money in it"
lol very well played
Real orgasms are not always pretty. The ugly orgasms usually mean you've hit one out of the park. Relish those. I do.
fact: if you give a women an orgams she'll quiver uncontrollably, get over it it's awesome
Appreciate what you have, dude. Half the women out there can't even reach orgasm.
Idiot! Just once I want a guy to give me that kind of orgasm!
They are probably just doing that so you stop...
Fake. The orgasms I mean, not his text.
You are an idiot.
You should have sex with me, then you wouldn't have a problem. I don't cum at all, think that'll make you feel better?
That's awfully presumptive of you to think it was real.
And you look like your trying to cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.
fact of fucking life, from one bro to another: if in fact she is not faking and is locked in the grips of glorious climax, she will buck like a horse. If you go down on her, wrap your arms around her, that way when she bucks her pubic bone won't knock out a tooth, it happens
That's a complement. You shouldn't be complaining.
@jhoffa that's awful. I wouldn't wish that on anyone bro!
Sorry fresh outta give a fucks. I'm probably older than most of the demographic on here but the dude is making memories to think about and doesn't appreciate a good round of sport fucking. Someday the dude will be laying in bed next to his significant other who is outta commission bc she's prego or has a migraine and have an epiphany of how he's a douche for bitching about a good lay.
I need to meet you
This is not something you should complain about
You have got a lot to learn. If she is indeed having an orgasm, than thank your lucky fucking stars that you achieved something quite monumental.
You need to review a chapter or two in your birds