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  • If your going to be a bitch about it stick with soft core porn and eating cheetos. I wish you cold dead fish lays until you can gain some appreciation.

    Submitted by jhoffa on Apr 18, 12 at 12:13pm
  • This has to be up there with "waahhh my bank account has too much money in it"

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 18, 12 at 6:09pm
  • Real orgasms are not always pretty. The ugly orgasms usually mean you've hit one out of the park. Relish those. I do.

    Submitted by petdander on Apr 18, 12 at 12:48pm
  • fact: if you give a women an orgams she'll quiver uncontrollably, get over it it's awesome

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 18, 12 at 12:43pm
  • Appreciate what you have, dude. Half the women out there can't even reach orgasm.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Apr 18, 12 at 12:25pm
  • Idiot! Just once I want a guy to give me that kind of orgasm!

    Submitted by evilflowers on Apr 18, 12 at 9:20pm
  • They are probably just doing that so you stop...

    Submitted by Ianaddison on Apr 18, 12 at 11:47am
  • Fake. The orgasms I mean, not his text.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Apr 18, 12 at 12:06pm
  • You are an idiot.

    Submitted by niceman on Apr 18, 12 at 1:40pm
  • You should have sex with me, then you wouldn't have a problem. I don't cum at all, think that'll make you feel better?

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 18, 12 at 6:48pm
  • That's awfully presumptive of you to think it was real.

    Submitted by divrekku on Apr 18, 12 at 2:53pm
  • And you look like your trying to cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 18, 12 at 5:00pm
  • fact of fucking life, from one bro to another: if in fact she is not faking and is locked in the grips of glorious climax, she will buck like a horse. If you go down on her, wrap your arms around her, that way when she bucks her pubic bone won't knock out a tooth, it happens

    Submitted by photorobert on Apr 19, 12 at 6:18pm
  • That's a complement. You shouldn't be complaining.

    Submitted by AmandaKLynn on Apr 18, 12 at 2:08pm
  • Calling bullshit.

    Submitted by TTX95 on Apr 18, 12 at 3:16pm
  • @jhoffa that's awful. I wouldn't wish that on anyone bro!

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Apr 18, 12 at 1:22pm
    • Sorry fresh outta give a fucks. I'm probably older than most of the demographic on here but the dude is making memories to think about and doesn't appreciate a good round of sport fucking. Someday the dude will be laying in bed next to his significant other who is outta commission bc she's prego or has a migraine and have an epiphany of how he's a douche for bitching about a good lay.

      Submitted by jhoffa on Apr 18, 12 at 2:27pm
  • I need to meet you

    Submitted by TayTay2009 on Apr 19, 12 at 12:43am
  • This is not something you should complain about

    Submitted by AmandaKLynn on Oct 16, 12 at 1:57am
  • You have got a lot to learn. If she is indeed having an orgasm, than thank your lucky fucking stars that you achieved something quite monumental.

    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Apr 18, 12 at 8:25pm
  • You need to review a chapter or two in your birds

    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 19, 12 at 6:41am