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  • Submitted by schreimann on Feb 4, 11 at 4:50pm

    sometimes you just have to take life by the balls

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 4, 11 at 4:02pm

    the story of my life

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 4, 11 at 4:57pm

    Is that because nobody other than you enjoys your penis?

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 4, 11 at 4:20pm

    If you're a tranny I can see how this would make sense.

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    Submitted by WeezyEsophagus on Feb 4, 11 at 5:37pm

    "Speak softly and carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt..... or "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"- Ash

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    Submitted by mvk34 on Feb 4, 11 at 5:56pm

    "Time to suck today's dick!"

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    Submitted by nbaballer55555 on Feb 5, 11 at 2:13am

    U kno what they say.... Fuck the world

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    Submitted by username42 on Feb 5, 11 at 12:48am

    or " may the schwartz be with you. "

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 5, 11 at 5:31am

    Give sword fight a whole new meaning. Imagine the South Park cartoon here!

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    Submitted by epicsauce on Feb 4, 11 at 8:14pm

    you go girl

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    Submitted by iamthebeard on Feb 5, 11 at 10:36am

    at least this guy knows who his REAL friends are...

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    Submitted by 5klp471 on Feb 4, 11 at 10:22pm

    May the force be with you.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 4, 11 at 4:20pm

    best of luck

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    Submitted by djscoobydoo on Feb 4, 11 at 9:29pm

    That is the motto of my life.

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    Submitted by bryan3928 on Feb 5, 11 at 7:12am

    That's where pinky and the brain came from

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    Submitted by ChipDouglas on Feb 4, 11 at 5:13pm

    Strap it up young blood.