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  • 76 59
    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Aug 16, 11 at 5:23pm

    I imagined William Shatner's voice as I was reading this and it made the text 1000 times better.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Interesting__Man on Aug 16, 11 at 6:23pm

    Eating a sausage you don't remember making? Was this talk about your repressed homosexual feelings?

  • 60 61
    Submitted by blite on Aug 16, 11 at 4:15pm

    U deep fried it!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Mikedog48 on Aug 16, 11 at 12:45pm

    home. read this text. waste of my time. you're an idiot.

    • 52 54
      Submitted by JackMoihoff on Aug 16, 11 at 2:20pm

      home. read this text from Mikedog48: I have a small penis and no friends.

      • 51 57
        Submitted by Mikedog48 on Aug 17, 11 at 8:01am

        lol nice name you fucking pedo

  • 44 51
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 16, 11 at 7:58pm

    That may have been your intervention that you blacked out through.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by sammy16582 on Aug 16, 11 at 4:45pm

    Tripping balls.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 16, 11 at 2:17pm

    She caught you with dad? Doing "manly things"?