dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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