Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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Must have been at Long John Silver's
Liar!!!! Your stupid dude!!!
Oh cmon now.. Why waste a good lobster?!
You stay classy Naples.
Are you sure it was a lobster and not crabs? ;-)
I used to work at a seafood processing plant and sometimes the lobsters would jump out of the tank and crawl into the toilets.
I stopped eating lobster after that. Nasty.
Translation: "Mike and I just ate out of the toilet at Red Lobster"
i have to say if this is a real text, this is awesome
How did the lobster get there!!!
i love naples haha this is probably mike schott hahaha
Wow. You actually hate a big old log some floated in the toilet and didn't flush.
toilet lobsters are the best species for consumption.
thats where I raise mine
That's not vegan......
Someone with bloody stools layed a log.
(1-239) You and Mike were on LSD... It wasn't a lobster.
You're an idiot. Why even post this?
Oh and this might be Naples too?
But this is definently FORT MYERS or CAPE CORAL or something near there like LEHIGH
4:02 you are so fucking right
did you boil it in the bathtub, too?
NAPLES! Represent. Waydinn
Must of been Red Lobster
I hope you don't die of food piosoning
Sick and Gross.
I hope it wasn't predigested!
lol this site is so fucking stupid now that i think about it
wow, such an incredible variety of marine life can be found in toilets, I hope you did not consume any crabs infested pubes
okay i don't have a gag reflex and THIS made me choke, on nothing. regardless of what was found in the toilet, DON'T eat it. i can't believe anybody would be that high/drunk
More like red lobster's
I wish I knew who this was, I have a friend named mike and we had lobster tail at our party last night..oh boy.
Ahahahahaha, good job fort myers :)