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  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:00pm

    Must have been at Long John Silver's

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:04am

    Liar!!!! Your stupid dude!!!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:36am

    You stay classy Naples.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:01pm

    Oh cmon now.. Why waste a good lobster?!

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:16pm

    Are you sure it was a lobster and not crabs? ;-)

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    Someone with bloody stools layed a log.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:25pm

    Translation: "Mike and I just ate out of the toilet at Red Lobster" YUM!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:29pm

    That's not vegan......

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:01pm

    toilet lobsters are the best species for consumption. thats where I raise mine

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:59pm

    (1-239) You and Mike were on LSD... It wasn't a lobster.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:17pm

    Wow. You actually hate a big old log some floated in the toilet and didn't flush.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:33pm

    did you boil it in the bathtub, too?

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:33pm

    i love naples haha this is probably mike schott hahaha

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:28pm

    I used to work at a seafood processing plant and sometimes the lobsters would jump out of the tank and crawl into the toilets. I stopped eating lobster after that. Nasty.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:38pm

    Must of been Red Lobster

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    You're an idiot. Why even post this?

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:26pm

    Oh and this might be Naples too? But this is definently FORT MYERS or CAPE CORAL or something near there like LEHIGH

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:02 you are so fucking right

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:50pm

    i have to say if this is a real text, this is awesome

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:42pm

    How did the lobster get there!!!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    I wish I knew who this was, I have a friend named mike and we had lobster tail at our party last night..oh boy.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    I hope it wasn't predigested!

  • 32 40
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 9:39pm

    Sick and Gross.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:33pm

    I hope you don't die of food piosoning

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:06pm

    NAPLES! Represent. Waydinn

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:42pm

    lol this site is so fucking stupid now that i think about it

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:36am

    wow, such an incredible variety of marine life can be found in toilets, I hope you did not consume any crabs infested pubes -t

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:02pm

    okay i don't have a gag reflex and THIS made me choke, on nothing. regardless of what was found in the toilet, DON'T eat it. i can't believe anybody would be that high/drunk

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:23pm

    Ahahahahaha, good job fort myers :)

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:12pm

    More like red lobster's