Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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Must have been at Long John Silver's
Liar!!!! Your stupid dude!!!
Oh cmon now.. Why waste a good lobster?!
You stay classy Naples.
Are you sure it was a lobster and not crabs? ;-)
You're an idiot. Why even post this?
i have to say if this is a real text, this is awesome
I used to work at a seafood processing plant and sometimes the lobsters would jump out of the tank and crawl into the toilets.
I stopped eating lobster after that. Nasty.
Translation: "Mike and I just ate out of the toilet at Red Lobster"
i love naples haha this is probably mike schott hahaha
How did the lobster get there!!!
Someone with bloody stools layed a log.
toilet lobsters are the best species for consumption.
thats where I raise mine
(1-239) You and Mike were on LSD... It wasn't a lobster.
That's not vegan......
I hope you don't die of food piosoning
Wow. You actually hate a big old log some floated in the toilet and didn't flush.
Oh and this might be Naples too?
But this is definently FORT MYERS or CAPE CORAL or something near there like LEHIGH
4:02 you are so fucking right
did you boil it in the bathtub, too?
NAPLES! Represent. Waydinn
Must of been Red Lobster
Sick and Gross.
I hope it wasn't predigested!
lol this site is so fucking stupid now that i think about it
wow, such an incredible variety of marine life can be found in toilets, I hope you did not consume any crabs infested pubes
okay i don't have a gag reflex and THIS made me choke, on nothing. regardless of what was found in the toilet, DON'T eat it. i can't believe anybody would be that high/drunk
More like red lobster's
I wish I knew who this was, I have a friend named mike and we had lobster tail at our party last night..oh boy.
Ahahahahaha, good job fort myers :)