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  • 86 69
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jun 12, 11 at 12:02pm

    Easy answer. She doesn't listen.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 12, 11 at 11:50am

    toilet sex..?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Jun 13, 11 at 3:16am

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

    • 53 54
      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 16, 11 at 4:17pm

      Yes she will precious, she will get the hose!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 12, 11 at 12:05pm

    She had to go be needed to stay.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 12, 11 at 2:27pm

    Because hostages are easier to maintain that way. No having to move them.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by devilsaddict on Jun 12, 11 at 10:22pm

    Why is there some guy handcuffed to the urinal?

  • 63 75
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 11 at 2:54pm

    She has worms and was dragging her ass on the carpet?

  • 49 57
    Submitted by likeahoss on Jun 13, 11 at 3:23pm

    Because even The Gimp has to take a dump sometimes.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by dschwartz on Jun 12, 11 at 11:02pm

    Blumkin

  • 48 59
    Submitted by untakenalias on Aug 7, 11 at 1:43am

    YEA!!! Wtf she should be tied to the stove!!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by melonhead99 on Jun 12, 11 at 1:47pm

    If some chick starts throwing up everywhere...you might just have to tie her to the toilet

  • 48 67
    Submitted by gingaman on Jun 13, 11 at 12:27am

    How else are you gunna make sure they are there when you wake up?