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  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 6, 12 at 11:10am

    You didn't figure that out when you learned that his name is Gomer??

  • Submitted by lakcaj on Jun 6, 12 at 1:04pm

    What's your major malfunction, Private Pyle?!

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      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 6, 12 at 1:32pm

      "this is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine".

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        Submitted by haleyhazard on Jun 7, 12 at 11:30pm

        Wrong movie Caesar. Full Metal Jacket not Jarhead

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          Submitted by expatxgirlie on Jun 12, 12 at 10:20am

          It's said in both... In fact that motto is said in just about every movie about the USMC

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            Submitted by haleyhazard on Jun 29, 12 at 12:06am

            I was referencing the Private Pyle and Gomer parts of the comments/text, but you are right.

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              Submitted by haleyhazard on Jun 29, 12 at 10:41am

              That made more sense when I was on ambien... Commenting under the influence ;) I'm an idiot lol

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 6, 12 at 9:01pm

    GOMER=Get Out of My E.R.

  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Jun 6, 12 at 3:46pm

    This is why I love my job at the ER.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 6, 12 at 11:49am

    Haven't you always wanted to try that?

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    Submitted by DoubleReverse123 on Jun 6, 12 at 5:29pm

    WTF? Who does that?

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 6, 12 at 10:39pm

      gomer does that

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    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 7, 12 at 2:37pm

    What. The. Fuck...

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    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 6, 12 at 12:42pm


  • Submitted by erod0705 on Jun 6, 12 at 1:24pm

    I think the fact his name is Gomer is reason enough!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 6, 12 at 8:47pm

    Nut sack, no. Cockhead , yes. No pain when your spinchter slams shut

  • Submitted by catyj on Jun 7, 12 at 2:12am

    Omg I laughed so hard.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 23, 12 at 7:50pm

    Tell him to put his semi- erection in his own ass, feels incredible .

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 6, 12 at 11:50am

    Well, there are the guys who can shove their balls up their ass, and those who haven't tried yet. But probably want to.

  • Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:22pm


  • Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 11:13pm

    Well, Gomer, you've managed to put your nuts in your own ass. Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? ...Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!