Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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You didn't figure that out when you learned that his name is Gomer??
What's your major malfunction, Private Pyle?!
"this is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine".
Wrong movie Caesar. Full Metal Jacket not Jarhead
It's said in both... In fact that motto is said in just about every movie about the USMC
I was referencing the Private Pyle and Gomer parts of the comments/text, but you are right.
That made more sense when I was on ambien... Commenting under the influence ;) I'm an idiot lol
GOMER=Get Out of My E.R.
This is why I love my job at the ER.
WTF? Who does that?
gomer does that
Haven't you always wanted to try that?
What. The. Fuck...
I think the fact his name is Gomer is reason enough!
Nut sack, no. Cockhead , yes. No pain when your spinchter slams shut
Omg I laughed so hard.
Tell him to put his semi- erection in his own ass, feels incredible .
Well, there are the guys who can shove their balls up their ass, and those who haven't tried yet. But probably want to.
Well, Gomer, you've managed to put your nuts in your own ass. Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? ...Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!