I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
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Jesus Christ! What happened to "she's fucking hot dude"???
damn right you will bitch
ha 5:18 i was thinkin the same thing
wow. this is fucked up on so many levels
Funny quote, I've heard it from Theo Von on a VH1 show "I'd drag my balls a mile over broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"
I'd rim a girl with the right ass... I'm with the poster here
it's from /b/
get a clue.
definitely think im with 8:40 on this one.
actually it was "i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear kyle's mom fart through a walkie-talkie".
sounds like "2 girls, 1 cup"!
That must be very good pudding!
i've definitely heard this somewhere
Stolen yes. Funny? I laughed.
uuuhhhh.... actual pudding or ass "pudding"?
yeah plagiarized for sure
She's not worth it, man.
true love, I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from (Jarhead)
dude, that's some fucked up shot right there.
so hes obviously talking about megan fox...
Actually, it's an old Army saying. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a TA-1. If anyone remembers those old school contraptions. I was in circa 1984
It's from /b/ you fucking retards.
Good luck with that....
I was with you until you said anus. That's just nasty
that is so romantic!
I think you just did figurativly
ripped off from somewhere
Everyone thinks they know where this originated, and no one really does. It's funny, and eating the corn out of her poo would probably work just as well
That man has balls!!!! But not fir long
From the Army in the 1960s: "I'd drag my balls over five miles of broken glass to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone."
10:41 or not like his balls!!
Never joke about that. Ever.
I WANNA SEE THIS BABE!
Dude, you must really like pudding
June 16, 2009 1:42PM is the only person with any sense around here
Ooh!! You can eat the pudding with a nice tall glass of ass milk... Yummy!! Lol
That made my balls tuck and hide, dude wtf