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  • 91 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:47pm

    She's not worth it, man.

  • 86 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:56pm

    actually it was "i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear kyle's mom fart through a walkie-talkie".

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:40pm

    I'd rim a girl with the right ass... I'm with the poster here

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:31pm

    wow. this is fucked up on so many levels

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:32pm

    it's from /b/ get a clue.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:40pm

    sounds like "2 girls, 1 cup"!

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    Jesus Christ! What happened to "she's fucking hot dude"???

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:02pm

    yeah plagiarized for sure

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:29pm

    Funny quote, I've heard it from Theo Von on a VH1 show "I'd drag my balls a mile over broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:47am

    It's from /b/ you fucking retards.

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:23am

    definitely think im with 8:40 on this one.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by siaaaxox on Aug 7, 10 at 4:00am

    dude, that's some fucked up shot right there.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:06pm

    ha 5:18 i was thinkin the same thing

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:30am

    damn right you will bitch

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:11am

    i've definitely heard this somewhere

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:58pm

    uuuhhhh.... actual pudding or ass "pudding"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:28am

    From the Army in the 1960s: "I'd drag my balls over five miles of broken glass to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone."

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:35pm

    true love, I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from (Jarhead)

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:24am

    Stolen yes. Funny? I laughed.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:43pm

    Anus..? Dude..

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:42am

    Everyone thinks they know where this originated, and no one really does. It's funny, and eating the corn out of her poo would probably work just as well

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:40pm

    I was with you until you said anus. That's just nasty

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:28pm

    Actually, it's an old Army saying. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a TA-1. If anyone remembers those old school contraptions. I was in circa 1984

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:18pm

    so hes obviously talking about megan fox...

  • 59 72
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 21, 10 at 11:52am

    I think you just did figurativly

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:17pm

    I WANNA SEE THIS BABE!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:31pm

    That must be very good pudding!

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:42pm

    ripped off from somewhere

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    that is so romantic!

  • 63 87
    Submitted by amandalynn on May 5, 10 at 8:15am

    Weirddd

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:26am

    June 16, 2009 1:42PM is the only person with any sense around here

  • 55 77
    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 10, 10 at 11:23am

    That man has balls!!!! But not fir long

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:41pm

    Dude, you must really like pudding

  • 48 73
    Submitted by ritz7369 on May 18, 10 at 1:49pm

    10:41 or not like his balls!!

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:45am

    Never joke about that. Ever.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    Ooh!! You can eat the pudding with a nice tall glass of ass milk... Yummy!! Lol

  • 15 17
    Submitted by nilesf1 on Feb 13, 14 at 8:34pm

    Good luck with that....

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    That made my balls tuck and hide, dude wtf