I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
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Jesus Christ! What happened to "she's fucking hot dude"???
ha 5:18 i was thinkin the same thing
damn right you will bitch
wow. this is fucked up on so many levels
Funny quote, I've heard it from Theo Von on a VH1 show "I'd drag my balls a mile over broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"
definitely think im with 8:40 on this one.
it's from /b/
get a clue.
I'd rim a girl with the right ass... I'm with the poster here
sounds like "2 girls, 1 cup"!
actually it was "i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear kyle's mom fart through a walkie-talkie".
That must be very good pudding!
Stolen yes. Funny? I laughed.
dude, that's some fucked up shot right there.
i've definitely heard this somewhere
uuuhhhh.... actual pudding or ass "pudding"?
Good luck with that....
Actually, it's an old Army saying. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a TA-1. If anyone remembers those old school contraptions. I was in circa 1984
I was with you until you said anus. That's just nasty
It's from /b/ you fucking retards.
so hes obviously talking about megan fox...
ripped off from somewhere
true love, I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from (Jarhead)
I think you just did figurativly
that is so romantic!
She's not worth it, man.
yeah plagiarized for sure
That man has balls!!!! But not fir long
Everyone thinks they know where this originated, and no one really does. It's funny, and eating the corn out of her poo would probably work just as well
10:41 or not like his balls!!
From the Army in the 1960s: "I'd drag my balls over five miles of broken glass to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone."
Never joke about that. Ever.
I WANNA SEE THIS BABE!
June 16, 2009 1:42PM is the only person with any sense around here
Dude, you must really like pudding
Ooh!! You can eat the pudding with a nice tall glass of ass milk... Yummy!! Lol
That made my balls tuck and hide, dude wtf