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  • 71 56
    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 14, 11 at 5:11pm

    You text pretty good for being too drunk to walk....

  • 65 59
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 14, 11 at 5:33pm

    Why does everybody think that because a person is drunk that they can't type? People drive cars blacked out drunk because its a repetitive habit. Isn't texting something we do even WHILE driving? Think about it for a bit.

    • 28 43
      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 1:20am

      You're my hero

      • 39 30
        Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 16, 11 at 2:25am

        i'm just trying to make a point. people like DTOM_308 are retardedly ignorant.

  • 53 36
    Submitted by jimboland50 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:52pm

    this text brought to you by autocorrect.....and budwiser

  • 42 36
    Submitted by sugar_30 on Nov 14, 11 at 7:18pm

    The "fake" Nazis need to fuck off. That is all:)

  • 45 51
    Submitted by cntrygrl88 on Nov 14, 11 at 9:39pm

    I was with this person that night - 1. It was everclear & kinky vodka mixed...then mug night at the bars so a mug of whiskey & coke + a mug of beer + 2 shots from a friend 2. It never said they were having trouble breathing, just concentrating on it very hard. 3. They're very anal about their texts & will correct one for 10 minutes while drunk until it's perfect.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by mischiefmanaged4 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:54am

    Just because the words are spelt right doesn't mean the text is fake. I drunk text all the time and my iPhone auto-corrects what I type so it doesn't look like I'm drunk.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by genome254 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:40am

    The only way this isn't 'fake' is voice to text.

    • 34 33
      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 15, 11 at 3:46am

      there's no way siri or android could pick all of that up

  • 41 47
    Submitted by throwingstones on Nov 15, 11 at 10:52am

    I get anal when I drink too. It's a real pain in the ass

  • 38 47
    Submitted by mrjv222 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:51pm

    If u were having trouble breathing u wouldnt be txting. Stupid

  • 30 33
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Nov 16, 11 at 8:44am

    I don't see this as being a text about having trouble breathing, I see it as a text where the op is trying to keep from either puking or passing out. Which after a mug of whiskey and coke, beer, Everclear and shots is an extremely tame reaction. This guy has a liver of steel and is, frankly, lucky he didn't die from alchemy. Poisoning.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Nov 15, 11 at 11:19am

    5: 33\nThat is true and truly terrifying

  • 28 52
    Submitted by dragonlady421 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:17pm

    pansy...pregaming with everclear is great

  • 28 70
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 14, 11 at 6:16pm

    Anyone this drunk wouldnt be able to spell "breathe" right 3 times in a row. Fake

    • 32 37
      Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 14, 11 at 6:30pm

      Ever heard of autocorrect?