I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Why does everybody think that because a person is drunk that they can't type? People drive cars blacked out drunk because its a repetitive habit. Isn't texting something we do even WHILE driving? Think about it for a bit.
You're my hero
i'm just trying to make a point. people like DTOM_308 are retardedly ignorant.
this text brought to you by autocorrect.....and budwiser
You text pretty good for being too drunk to walk....
I was with this person that night - 1. It was everclear & kinky vodka mixed...then mug night at the bars so a mug of whiskey & coke + a mug of beer + 2 shots from a friend 2. It never said they were having trouble breathing, just concentrating on it very hard. 3. They're very anal about their texts & will correct one for 10 minutes while drunk until it's perfect.
The "fake" Nazis need to fuck off. That is all:)
The only way this isn't 'fake' is voice to text.
there's no way siri or android could pick all of that up
If u were having trouble breathing u wouldnt be txting. Stupid
Just because the words are spelt right doesn't mean the text is fake. I drunk text all the time and my iPhone auto-corrects what I type so it doesn't look like I'm drunk.
I don't see this as being a text about having trouble breathing, I see it as a text where the op is trying to keep from either puking or passing out. Which after a mug of whiskey and coke, beer, Everclear and shots is an extremely tame reaction. This guy has a liver of steel and is, frankly, lucky he didn't die from alchemy. Poisoning.
5: 33\nThat is true and truly terrifying
pansy...pregaming with everclear is great
I get anal when I drink too. It's a real pain in the ass
Anyone this drunk wouldnt be able to spell "breathe" right 3 times in a row. Fake
Ever heard of autocorrect?