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  • this text brought to you by autocorrect.....and budwiser

    Submitted by jimboland50 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:52pm
  • Why does everybody think that because a person is drunk that they can't type? People drive cars blacked out drunk because its a repetitive habit. Isn't texting something we do even WHILE driving? Think about it for a bit.

    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 14, 11 at 5:33pm
  • You text pretty good for being too drunk to walk....

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 14, 11 at 5:11pm
  • I was with this person that night - 1. It was everclear & kinky vodka mixed...then mug night at the bars so a mug of whiskey & coke + a mug of beer + 2 shots from a friend 2. It never said they were having trouble breathing, just concentrating on it very hard. 3. They're very anal about their texts & will correct one for 10 minutes while drunk until it's perfect.

    Submitted by cntrygrl88 on Nov 14, 11 at 9:39pm
  • If u were having trouble breathing u wouldnt be txting. Stupid

    Submitted by mrjv222 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:51pm
  • Just because the words are spelt right doesn't mean the text is fake. I drunk text all the time and my iPhone auto-corrects what I type so it doesn't look like I'm drunk.

    Submitted by mischiefmanaged4 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:54am
  • The "fake" Nazis need to fuck off. That is all:)

    Submitted by sugar_30 on Nov 14, 11 at 7:18pm
  • The only way this isn't 'fake' is voice to text.

    Submitted by genome254 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:40am
    • there's no way siri or android could pick all of that up

      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 15, 11 at 3:46am
  • I don't see this as being a text about having trouble breathing, I see it as a text where the op is trying to keep from either puking or passing out. Which after a mug of whiskey and coke, beer, Everclear and shots is an extremely tame reaction. This guy has a liver of steel and is, frankly, lucky he didn't die from alchemy. Poisoning.

    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Nov 16, 11 at 8:44am
  • 5: 33\nThat is true and truly terrifying

    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Nov 15, 11 at 11:19am
  • pansy...pregaming with everclear is great

    Submitted by dragonlady421 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:17pm
  • I get anal when I drink too. It's a real pain in the ass

    Submitted by throwingstones on Nov 15, 11 at 10:52am
  • Anyone this drunk wouldnt be able to spell "breathe" right 3 times in a row. Fake

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 14, 11 at 6:16pm