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  I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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• this text brought to you by autocorrect.....and budwiser

  Submitted by jimboland50 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:52pm

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• Why does everybody think that because a person is drunk that they can't type? People drive cars blacked out drunk because its a repetitive habit. Isn't texting something we do even WHILE driving? Think about it for a bit.

  Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 14, 11 at 5:33pm

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  • You're my hero

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 1:20am

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    • i'm just trying to make a point. people like DTOM_308 are retardedly ignorant.

      Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 16, 11 at 2:25am

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• You text pretty good for being too drunk to walk....

  Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 14, 11 at 5:11pm

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• I was with this person that night - 1. It was everclear & kinky vodka mixed...then mug night at the bars so a mug of whiskey & coke + a mug of beer + 2 shots from a friend 2. It never said they were having trouble breathing, just concentrating on it very hard. 3. They're very anal about their texts & will correct one for 10 minutes while drunk until it's perfect.

  Submitted by cntrygrl88 on Nov 14, 11 at 9:39pm

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• If u were having trouble breathing u wouldnt be txting. Stupid

  Submitted by mrjv222 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:51pm

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• Just because the words are spelt right doesn't mean the text is fake. I drunk text all the time and my iPhone auto-corrects what I type so it doesn't look like I'm drunk.

  Submitted by mischiefmanaged4 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:54am

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• The only way this isn't 'fake' is voice to text.

  Submitted by genome254 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:40am

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  • there's no way siri or android could pick all of that up

    Submitted by buck06 on Nov 15, 11 at 3:46am

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• The "fake" Nazis need to fuck off. That is all:)

  Submitted by sugar_30 on Nov 14, 11 at 7:18pm

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• I don't see this as being a text about having trouble breathing, I see it as a text where the op is trying to keep from either puking or passing out. Which after a mug of whiskey and coke, beer, Everclear and shots is an extremely tame reaction. This guy has a liver of steel and is, frankly, lucky he didn't die from alchemy. Poisoning.

  Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Nov 16, 11 at 8:44am

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• 5: 33\nThat is true and truly terrifying

  Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Nov 15, 11 at 11:19am

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• pansy...pregaming with everclear is great

  Submitted by dragonlady421 on Nov 14, 11 at 8:17pm

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• I get anal when I drink too. It's a real pain in the ass

  Submitted by throwingstones on Nov 15, 11 at 10:52am

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  • @cntrygrl88

    Submitted by throwingstones on Nov 15, 11 at 10:57am

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• Anyone this drunk wouldnt be able to spell "breathe" right 3 times in a row. Fake

  Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 14, 11 at 6:16pm

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  • Ever heard of autocorrect?

    Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 14, 11 at 6:30pm

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