I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Why does everybody think that because a person is drunk that they can't type? People drive cars blacked out drunk because its a repetitive habit. Isn't texting something we do even WHILE driving? Think about it for a bit.
You're my hero
i'm just trying to make a point. people like DTOM_308 are retardedly ignorant.
this text brought to you by autocorrect.....and budwiser
You text pretty good for being too drunk to walk....
I was with this person that night - 1. It was everclear & kinky vodka mixed...then mug night at the bars so a mug of whiskey & coke + a mug of beer + 2 shots from a friend 2. It never said they were having trouble breathing, just concentrating on it very hard. 3. They're very anal about their texts & will correct one for 10 minutes while drunk until it's perfect.
The "fake" Nazis need to fuck off. That is all:)
The only way this isn't 'fake' is voice to text.
there's no way siri or android could pick all of that up
Just because the words are spelt right doesn't mean the text is fake. I drunk text all the time and my iPhone auto-corrects what I type so it doesn't look like I'm drunk.
If u were having trouble breathing u wouldnt be txting. Stupid
I don't see this as being a text about having trouble breathing, I see it as a text where the op is trying to keep from either puking or passing out. Which after a mug of whiskey and coke, beer, Everclear and shots is an extremely tame reaction. This guy has a liver of steel and is, frankly, lucky he didn't die from alchemy. Poisoning.
pansy...pregaming with everclear is great
5: 33\nThat is true and truly terrifying
I get anal when I drink too. It's a real pain in the ass
Anyone this drunk wouldnt be able to spell "breathe" right 3 times in a row. Fake
Ever heard of autocorrect?