So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
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haha! I saw some porn the other day where the guy frinished and the camera guy screamed - he'd hit him in the face and missed the girl hahaha
*lol* shanked to the right.....
been there. good thing i'm shanked to the right.
9:29 shanked to the right.... being shanked to the left is much better
LOL, i hit myself in the forehead once.....and, im shanked to the right
Haha. This happened to my friend and it actually got on his face!
QUIT TRYING TO DRINK YOUR OWN NUT... BLEHHHH!
Real good solution: Point it the other way, or have your boyfriend to it...
Haha I'm shanked to the right and I like to use both hands haha but back to my point I watched in awe and horror one night as my own nut erupted from my cock through my view of Jenna Jameson and continued towards my face luckily for me I over shot by like 8inches haha it's fucking hilarious I've been laughing the whole
Time I'm writing this lol
im shanked a bit left, and ive hit my own chin....fml D:
Hahahaha that's my man :)
Haha I've been there man. Diasaster averted.
This happened to me in the bath once. Also, what does being shanked left/right men?