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  • 93 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    *lol* shanked to the right.....

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:29am

    haha! I saw some porn the other day where the guy frinished and the camera guy screamed - he'd hit him in the face and missed the girl hahaha

  • 83 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:08pm

    9:29 shanked to the right.... being shanked to the left is much better

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:28pm

    QUIT TRYING TO DRINK YOUR OWN NUT... BLEHHHH!

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:29am

    been there. good thing i'm shanked to the right.

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:02am

    LOL, i hit myself in the forehead once.....and, im shanked to the right

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:33am

    Haha. This happened to my friend and it actually got on his face! 

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:11pm

    Haha I'm shanked to the right and I like to use both hands haha but back to my point I watched in awe and horror one night as my own nut erupted from my cock through my view of Jenna Jameson and continued towards my face luckily for me I over shot by like 8inches haha it's fucking hilarious I've been laughing the whole Time I'm writing this lol

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:27pm

    Hahahaha that's my man :)

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:12pm

    Real good solution: Point it the other way, or have your boyfriend to it...

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:57pm

    Haha I've been there man. Diasaster averted.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:17am

    im shanked a bit left, and ive hit my own chin....fml D:

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:04am

    This happened to me in the bath once. Also, what does being shanked left/right men?