You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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They're just confused as to why you just don't lick yourself like a normal animal.
LOL Yes! Just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes ever. Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Guy 1 says "I wish I could do that." Guy 2 says "You probably can, but you should pet him first."
Pork's comment made me laugh audibly haha *golf clap*
those puppy dog eyes, they do strange things.. -_-
About are hard as it is to jerk off anywhere with a house pet staring at you.
why yes, yes I do.
No, I can't say that I do.
Probably just as hard as the cat pouncing on your hand under the blankets bc she thinks your playing with her and not yourself...
Who wants the skippy peanut butter?