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  • 9:36 probably sent the original text hes so badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:11am
  • that is the funniest and best way to say no way!!!!! that guy is still laughing to this day. im gonna have to steal this. absolute genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Haha people from Brooklyn park are just too funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 9:36 if you're a dude, will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Is it her vag that's crazy? Or just her? Cuz alcohol and ghb can take care of her craziness for the night.. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Hahahaha those Brooklyn Parkers are crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:12am
  • well that's what she gets for putting a freaking winky face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:22am
  • Well played, sir. Hey, at least he was honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:46pm
  • hahahaha i seriously LOLed at this. this is great, just perfect. you totally got burned. haha ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am
  • If only more guys had the self-control to veto a booty call due to the drama that would inevitably follow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 11:05 you have to be a girl, no guy talks like that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Here in MN, we've got nothing to do, but no one can say that we don't make up for it in wit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Hilarious, yet gross ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:21am
  • Why no love for the crazy women? They're the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:32pm
  • i am the awesome police and i approve of this message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:13pm
  • The Pandora's box is the 911 calls I made about your penis. Small, dangerous, and pokey. Pokey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:07am
  • I think if I were rejected this way, I couldn't even be mad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:44pm
  • I know the recipient of this text and she is a psycho, and now you've made her mad. Way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:16pm
  • wow,pretty bold, but honestly this guy must have to be a god if he is picking and choosing like that. turning down pussy? pussy. someone needs to get over themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33am
  • 9:36, marry me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:39pm
  • pandora's box. i might use that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:36am
  • haha, no, i'm serious. 9:36, call me ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13am
  • 8: 16 how psycho are we talking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Pandora's box of crazy... I like this, it explains so much... The "box" is what we are after but sometimes we just fall into some demented Vag that is too much. and there is a lot of Vag out there... We spend the first 9 months trying to get out and the rest of our life trying to get back in... God has a sense of humor...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27am
  • Been there, this guy's legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Epic win

    Submitted by solstice629 on May 15, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Epic fail

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:37pm
  • At least he said sorry. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Hhaahah i love he adds sorry after totallying flaming her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:08am
  • lol prob posted it himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Dude this is like the funniest one I've read in a while and its from my home state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:51pm
  • i might be absolutely okay with being rejected if it was done in such a manner. pandora's box... that's excellent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56am
  • i wanna marry 9:36 too now they have 3 hoes and is therefore a pimp =]] ohh 10:13 im so jealous bc I want to be the awesome police. you have defeated my aweomeness by tonsss haha but anyways this guy is totally beast if i was a dude i'd be like him he's my hero =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:07am
  • lmao that is hysterical who eva txted that had some balls i just hope the girl didnt go cute them off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Who cares? It's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Crazy as in you take off her underwear and a trio of fake snakes with springs inside them jump out..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:36pm
  • He probably didn't even think of that at the moment, but made it up when submitting the text to the site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:20pm
  • lmfao. That is how you reject someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Pwnt. I wish I had the balls to say shit like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:17pm
  • @ 9:08- oh of course, when rejecting some whore bag, the first thing you think of is how cool it would sound on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:24pm
  • This made me giggle. As a female I will state that some girls deserve this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:43pm
  • He sounds like a jerk, and like he thought "What can I write back that will be TFLN worthy?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:08pm
  • BP represent! I live by festival

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm