So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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9:36 probably sent the original text hes so badass
if you're a dude, will you marry me?
that is the funniest and best way to say no way!!!!! that guy is still laughing to this day. im gonna have to steal this. absolute genius
Why no love for the crazy women?
They're the best
Is it her vag that's crazy? Or just her? Cuz alcohol and ghb can take care of her craziness for the night.. lol.
Haha people from Brooklyn park are just too funny!!
well that's what she gets for putting a freaking winky face.
hahahaha i seriously LOLed at this. this is great, just perfect.
you totally got burned. haha ;P
i am the awesome police and i approve of this message
11:05 you have to be a girl, no guy talks like that...
Hahahaha those Brooklyn Parkers are crazy
If only more guys had the self-control to veto a booty call due to the drama that would inevitably follow.
Here in MN, we've got nothing to do, but no one can say that we don't make up for it in wit!
The Pandora's box is the 911 calls I made about your penis. Small, dangerous, and pokey. Pokey!
I think if I were rejected this way, I couldn't even be mad.
I know the recipient of this text and she is a psycho, and now you've made her mad. Way to go.
Hilarious, yet gross ;)
pandora's box. i might use that
Well played, sir. Hey, at least he was honest.
wow,pretty bold, but honestly this guy must have to be a god if he is picking and choosing like that. turning down pussy? pussy. someone needs to get over themselves.
how psycho are we talking?
haha, no, i'm serious. 9:36, call me ;)
Pandora's box of crazy... I like this, it explains so much...
The "box" is what we are after but sometimes we just fall into some demented Vag that is too much. and there is a lot of Vag out there...
We spend the first 9 months trying to get out and the rest of our life trying to get back in... God has a sense of humor...
9:36, marry me too.
At least he said sorry. :D
Been there, this guy's legit.
lol prob posted it himself.
i might be absolutely okay with being rejected if it was done in such a manner. pandora's box... that's excellent.
i wanna marry 9:36 too
now they have 3 hoes and is therefore a pimp
ohh 10:13 im so jealous bc I want to be the awesome police.
you have defeated my aweomeness by tonsss
haha but anyways this guy is totally beast
if i was a dude i'd be like him
he's my hero =D
Hhaahah i love he adds sorry after totallying flaming her!
Dude this is like the funniest one I've read in a while and its from my home state!
lmao that is hysterical who eva txted that had some balls i just hope the girl didnt go cute them off
He probably didn't even think of that at the moment, but made it up when submitting the text to the site.
Crazy as in you take off her underwear and a trio of fake snakes with springs inside them jump out..?
@ 9:08- oh of course, when rejecting some whore bag, the first thing you think of is how cool it would sound on tfln
That is how you reject someone.
Who cares? It's funny.
Thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard!
Pwnt. I wish I had the balls to say shit like that.
BP represent! I live by festival
He sounds like a jerk, and like he thought "What can I write back that will be TFLN worthy?"
This made me giggle. As a female I will state that some girls deserve this