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  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:25pm

    Haha people from Brooklyn park are just too funny!!

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:07pm

    that is the funniest and best way to say no way!!!!! that guy is still laughing to this day. im gonna have to steal this. absolute genius

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:11am

    9:36 probably sent the original text hes so badass

  • 64 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:36 if you're a dude, will you marry me?

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:01pm

    Is it her vag that's crazy? Or just her? Cuz alcohol and ghb can take care of her craziness for the night.. lol.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:21am

    Hilarious, yet gross ;)

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:16pm

    I know the recipient of this text and she is a psycho, and now you've made her mad. Way to go.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:46pm

    Well played, sir. Hey, at least he was honest.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:13pm

    i am the awesome police and i approve of this message

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:00pm

    Here in MN, we've got nothing to do, but no one can say that we don't make up for it in wit!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:44pm

    I think if I were rejected this way, I couldn't even be mad.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am

    hahahaha i seriously LOLed at this. this is great, just perfect. you totally got burned. haha ;P

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:12am

    Hahahaha those Brooklyn Parkers are crazy

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27am

    Pandora's box of crazy... I like this, it explains so much... The "box" is what we are after but sometimes we just fall into some demented Vag that is too much. and there is a lot of Vag out there... We spend the first 9 months trying to get out and the rest of our life trying to get back in... God has a sense of humor...

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33am

    wow,pretty bold, but honestly this guy must have to be a god if he is picking and choosing like that. turning down pussy? pussy. someone needs to get over themselves.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:39pm

    9:36, marry me too.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:48pm

    Been there, this guy's legit.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:14pm

    lol prob posted it himself.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:36am

    pandora's box. i might use that

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:36pm

    Crazy as in you take off her underwear and a trio of fake snakes with springs inside them jump out..?

  • 61 78
    Submitted by solstice629 on May 15, 10 at 12:46pm

    Epic win

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:07am

    The Pandora's box is the 911 calls I made about your penis. Small, dangerous, and pokey. Pokey!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:28pm

    lmfao. That is how you reject someone.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:37pm

    Epic fail

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:21pm

    Who cares? It's funny.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:21pm

    8: 16 how psycho are we talking?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:15pm

    11:05 you have to be a girl, no guy talks like that...

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:08am

    Hhaahah i love he adds sorry after totallying flaming her!

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:05pm

    If only more guys had the self-control to veto a booty call due to the drama that would inevitably follow.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:52pm

    At least he said sorry. :D

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:32pm

    Why no love for the crazy women? They're the best

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:17pm

    Thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:51pm

    Dude this is like the funniest one I've read in a while and its from my home state!

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:35pm

    lmao that is hysterical who eva txted that had some balls i just hope the girl didnt go cute them off

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:20pm

    He probably didn't even think of that at the moment, but made it up when submitting the text to the site.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56am

    i might be absolutely okay with being rejected if it was done in such a manner. pandora's box... that's excellent.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:07am

    i wanna marry 9:36 too now they have 3 hoes and is therefore a pimp =]] ohh 10:13 im so jealous bc I want to be the awesome police. you have defeated my aweomeness by tonsss haha but anyways this guy is totally beast if i was a dude i'd be like him he's my hero =D

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:40pm

    Pwnt. I wish I had the balls to say shit like that.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:22am

    well that's what she gets for putting a freaking winky face.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13am

    haha, no, i'm serious. 9:36, call me ;)

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:24pm

    @ 9:08- oh of course, when rejecting some whore bag, the first thing you think of is how cool it would sound on tfln

  • 54 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:43pm

    This made me giggle. As a female I will state that some girls deserve this

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:08pm

    He sounds like a jerk, and like he thought "What can I write back that will be TFLN worthy?"

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm

    BP represent! I live by festival