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  • 32 13
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm
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    Aren't leather oven mitts baseball gloves?

  • 30 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:45pm
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    Gotta give yourself an age limit for cougars.

  • 20 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:57pm
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    And lol at soviet

  • 17 10
    Submitted by DeadBeatBert on Feb 3, 10 at 12:31pm
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    Leather oven mitts are better nothing at all.\n\n- Sven the Fisherman.

  • 18 12
    Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm
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    last

  • 16 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:14am
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    In soviet russia, cougars hunt you!

  • 17 11
    Submitted by MadeInDade305 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:15pm
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    That's an awesome text!

  • 17 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:41am
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    It's fucking awesome to be able to titfuck one tit at a time by wrapping it all the way around your dick.

  • 15 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:57pm
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    Hahahahahahaha.. Bad night fushoooo

  • 17 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:46am
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    302- that was my wife I think! Was her name Candi? Bleach blonde and brown leather skin. Tube sock chesticles. Big CT. Suction cup on the floor. Deep voice. Grey teeth. Wreaks o alcohol and potted meat..... Lots and lots of hard miles on her. Demples everywhere. Bad meth problem? Don't send her home. I'm better off without her.

  • 14 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:39am
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    Still bleedin' she's still breedin' *Coon Ass*

  • 18 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:02pm
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    I had an old stripper with an old, obviously bad tit job, looked like grapefruits in tube socks.

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:28pm
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    In Soviet Russia, leather oven mitts look like boobs!

  • 14 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:27pm
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    Niiice

  • 13 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:41pm
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    Get one with fake tits

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:01pm
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    Get back out there they can't all be winners

  • 15 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:35pm
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    In Soviet Russia, leather cougars oven mitts!

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:42pm
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    2:41 wowww lol

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:26am
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    I love cougars! Meow

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:28pm
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    In Soviet Russia, cougar hunts you!

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:40am
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    Oven mitts look like chodes

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:08pm
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    Lol

  • 7 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:54am
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    You from keno?

  • 10 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:08pm
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    How does that look?? I can't picture it

  • 9 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:28pm
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    50 is my age limit on cougars. Most of the times it's 45 though.

  • 12 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm
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    CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT