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  • 93 77
    Submitted by DeadBeatBert on Feb 3, 10 at 12:31pm

    Leather oven mitts are better nothing at all.\n\n- Sven the Fisherman.

  • 90 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    Gotta give yourself an age limit for cougars.

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:57pm

    Hahahahahahaha.. Bad night fushoooo

  • 89 78
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    Aren't leather oven mitts baseball gloves?

  • 83 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:41pm

    Get one with fake tits

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:02pm

    I had an old stripper with an old, obviously bad tit job, looked like grapefruits in tube socks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:28pm

    In Soviet Russia, leather oven mitts look like boobs!

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:01pm

    Get back out there they can't all be winners

  • 83 82
    Submitted by MadeInDade305 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:15pm

    That's an awesome text!

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:42pm

    2:41 wowww lol

  • 89 97
    Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    last

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:41am

    It's fucking awesome to be able to titfuck one tit at a time by wrapping it all the way around your dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:28pm

    In Soviet Russia, cougar hunts you!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:27pm

    Niiice

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:08pm

    How does that look?? I can't picture it

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:35pm

    In Soviet Russia, leather cougars oven mitts!

  • 85 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:46am

    302- that was my wife I think! Was her name Candi? Bleach blonde and brown leather skin. Tube sock chesticles. Big CT. Suction cup on the floor. Deep voice. Grey teeth. Wreaks o alcohol and potted meat..... Lots and lots of hard miles on her. Demples everywhere. Bad meth problem? Don't send her home. I'm better off without her.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:08pm

    Lol

  • 80 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:40am

    Oven mitts look like chodes

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:14am

    In soviet russia, cougars hunt you!

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:26am

    I love cougars! Meow

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:57pm

    And lol at soviet

  • 59 57
    Submitted by GayTrucker69 on Feb 7, 11 at 3:57pm

    Dont oven mitts have thumbs?

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:28pm

    50 is my age limit on cougars. Most of the times it's 45 though.

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:39am

    Still bleedin' she's still breedin' *Coon Ass*

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:54am

    You from keno?