Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Gotta give yourself an age limit for cougars.
Aren't leather oven mitts baseball gloves?
302- that was my wife I think! Was her name Candi? Bleach blonde and brown leather skin. Tube sock chesticles. Big CT. Suction cup on the floor. Deep voice. Grey teeth. Wreaks o alcohol and potted meat..... Lots and lots of hard miles on her. Demples everywhere. Bad meth problem? Don't send her home. I'm better off without her.
Get back out there they can't all be winners
In Soviet Russia, cougar hunts you!
It's fucking awesome to be able to titfuck one tit at a time by wrapping it all the way around your dick.
In Soviet Russia, leather oven mitts look like boobs!
Oven mitts look like chodes
I had an old stripper with an old, obviously bad tit job, looked like grapefruits in tube socks.
Leather oven mitts are better nothing at all.\n\n- Sven the Fisherman.
And lol at soviet
Hahahahahahaha.. Bad night fushoooo
In Soviet Russia, leather cougars oven mitts!
2:41 wowww lol
I love cougars! Meow
Get one with fake tits
How does that look?? I can't picture it
In soviet russia, cougars hunt you!
50 is my age limit on cougars. Most of the times it's 45 though.
Dont oven mitts have thumbs?
That's an awesome text!
You from keno?
Still bleedin' she's still breedin' *Coon Ass*