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  • 3:14 if you could eat your own pussy I bet you would.... so dont give me that shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:18pm
  • I am so on the page with 1:56! For all you guys that want to give yourself head, this girl says go right ahead and master that. Than the all of you with spunky spunk will leave us alone! And if I could go down on myself, I so would....four or five times a day!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • wanna know why dogs lick their balls???-------------because they can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Not according to the porn I watch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:43pm
  • I tried it. So close, yet, so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:40pm
  • I used to be able to. Now I just blow my load all over my face. My bf loves watching, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I would dump my gf if I could suck my own dick.... not like she does it much anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:13pm
  • No, your not the only one...

    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 29, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Every man has. Admit it.

    Submitted by Pucket on Jun 30, 10 at 9:59pm
  • i can.\neither its alot better when a chick does it or i just suck at it lol

    Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Jun 3, 10 at 8:28am
  • no you are not and i have succeeded hahahaaha..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:42pm
  • i swear to jesus i can!\nits so awsome duude

    Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Jun 2, 10 at 10:47pm
  • I've tried no lie..what guy isnt gonna try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:23am
  • if you could suck your own cock....i dunno, i feel like sooooo many poor women would be out of a job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:01am
  • Girls have you ever tried to eat your own pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • one has to be careful.. there are reported cases where a guy has paralyzed himself trying to do this. If you can reach it, dont force it. your neck bone is more important than your bone bone

    Submitted by OctWolf on Apr 16, 10 at 10:10pm
  • How has no one mentioned the infamous discussion from "Clerks."? "As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:34am
  • My bf can he won't let me see tho... Im a girl and Im jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Nope. But if you did it successfully, thats the impressive part

    Submitted by stikybriches on May 14, 11 at 10:51am
  • Would now be an appropriate time to say that I know a guy who can?

    Submitted by psychedeas on Apr 20, 10 at 5:06am
  • Alright, seriously. A girl offers to give you a handjob, or give you a blowjob, your pick. Which are you going to choose? Blowjobs just feel better, autofellatio is just another kind of masturbation for the talented and flexible few that can manage it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:45am
  • 3:26 the pros outweigh the cons...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I seriously sat here picturing a guy trying... For like five minutes...

    Submitted by menda on May 14, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Yes you are

    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 5:07am
  • LIKE A BOSS. There, I said it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:28am
  • Many try, few have success.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 22, 10 at 4:30am
  • 3:23, no i have not, thats what a guy is for ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:24pm
  • if i was a guy a might try to see if i could put it in my mouth, but def not suck it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Dude!!! Ive tried nd i cant reach how do u do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:25am
  • 4:02, exactly. It feels better. Mouth always beats hand. Maybe even fleshlight. Sucks for you girls though, the vag is so far away, but you are more flexible. Any girls owning up to doing this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:16pm
  • 12:03 Then the human speices would die off, not just women, you mother fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:58am
  • I'm a girl, I can eat myself out. Does that make me lesbian? No, considering I would never want to be with a girl, I'm not attracted to girls and I have a boyfriend. Who I love to give BJs to, so doing that himself has never been an issue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Either you are very limber or you have a huge cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:04pm
  • i believe if we men could we would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Do you know why dogs lick their balls? Because have you ever tasted dog's balls? Mmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Urban legend is some removed their lower ribs so they could do it.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 11 at 9:31am
  • ..If I could lick myself, I'd be buried in vag juice 24/7...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I know someone who can...i've seen it...he won $20 for it too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Based on these comments apparently not

    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 10, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Sooo many guys have tried this and some actually can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:03pm
  • i actually knew of someone that could. he was in one of my classes in high school....strange kid....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 3:22 I think getting head is better than sex... but thats just me... maybe cause it's less work, idk... I love bjs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I agree with 11:03...I'm so curious whether these mythical self-cock-sucking men spit or swallow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:58pm
  • actually i have a friend that can do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:52pm
  • hey 3:25...too much work? You lazy fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I would NEVER want to lick my own pussy. I am also impressed that guys enjoy going down on girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:30pm
  • nope.

    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Sep 8, 10 at 9:46pm
  • He broke his neck trying to suck his dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:18pm
  • i think it's a reasonable argument

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • 3:26 have you ever gotten head? it's AMAZING if I could do it whenever wherever I would man up and suck my own dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 1:33 - that's great :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:40pm
  • ive definitely tried it ....and acheived it!! whoo hoo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:18pm
  • lol i can get the head in there :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:25am
  • that is disgusting...why cant u click bad night more than twice??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • It's not like my wife sucks it 3 times a day like I prefer. 3 times a week if I'm lucky. When I did it, I was also younger, and had never had a bj.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:18pm
  • fuck this shits funny...LIKE A BOSS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I could when I was younger and growing abnormally. It was fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:33am
  • Bruce??? Is this you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:00pm
  • everyone tries it, I do it all the damn time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:58am
  • haha this is hilarious..I bet all guys have either tried or thought about tryin it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:19am
  • i'm a female, but i totally wish i could get down there on myself. i'd be doing it daily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Anonymous said... Mairlyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could do it. tells you a lot about the kinds of characters that suck their own dick?? THIS IS A RUMOR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:33am
  • Mairlyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could do it. tells you a lot about the kinds of characters that suck their own dick??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:00pm
  • oops, i meant *think of this haha ^ ^ ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • lmao i tried dont work to well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:17pm
  • One of the characters in the movie Shortbus tries, valiently, but fails in the begining of the movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 4:18 I might get it once every 3-4 months from my girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:20pm
  • if guys evolved and could suck their own dicks, the female species would die off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • i have a friend who can do it, its fuckin weird to look at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:15am
    • so uhhh, you watched him.. cool. I watched a guy do it too. turned me on.

      Submitted by OctWolf on Apr 16, 10 at 10:08pm
  • 12:03 That's retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:19am
  • i know someone who can.... there are videos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Will Farrel on SNL... it's been done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:37pm
  • LOL! Wowwwww. I can't believe you would even want to suck your own wang dude. That's what chicks are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:51pm
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