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  • 88 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:18pm

    3:14 if you could eat your own pussy I bet you would.... so dont give me that shit...

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:34pm

    wanna know why dogs lick their balls???-------------because they can

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:43pm

    Not according to the porn I watch...

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:33pm

    I used to be able to. Now I just blow my load all over my face. My bf loves watching, too.

  • 52 35
    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 29, 10 at 11:04pm

    No, your not the only one...

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:13pm

    I would dump my gf if I could suck my own dick.... not like she does it much anyway...

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:40pm

    I tried it. So close, yet, so far.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:48pm

    I am so on the page with 1:56! For all you guys that want to give yourself head, this girl says go right ahead and master that. Than the all of you with spunky spunk will leave us alone! And if I could go down on myself, I so would....four or five times a day!!!

  • 53 49
    Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Jun 3, 10 at 8:28am

    i can.\neither its alot better when a chick does it or i just suck at it lol

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:01am

    if you could suck your own cock....i dunno, i feel like sooooo many poor women would be out of a job

  • 49 45
    Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Jun 2, 10 at 10:47pm

    i swear to jesus i can!\nits so awsome duude

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:12pm

    My bf can he won't let me see tho... Im a girl and Im jealous.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:28am

    LIKE A BOSS. There, I said it.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    Girls have you ever tried to eat your own pussy?

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Pucket on Jun 30, 10 at 9:59pm

    Every man has. Admit it.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:42pm

    no you are not and i have succeeded hahahaaha..

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:24pm

    3:23, no i have not, thats what a guy is for ;D

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:45am

    Alright, seriously. A girl offers to give you a handjob, or give you a blowjob, your pick. Which are you going to choose? Blowjobs just feel better, autofellatio is just another kind of masturbation for the talented and flexible few that can manage it.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:26 the pros outweigh the cons...

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:25am

    Dude!!! Ive tried nd i cant reach how do u do it

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:34am

    How has no one mentioned the infamous discussion from "Clerks."? "As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:43pm

    Do you know why dogs lick their balls? Because have you ever tasted dog's balls? Mmmm.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by menda on May 14, 10 at 1:22pm

    I seriously sat here picturing a guy trying... For like five minutes...

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:08pm

    i actually knew of someone that could. he was in one of my classes in high school....strange kid....

  • 40 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 22, 10 at 4:30am

    Many try, few have success.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:23am

    I've tried no lie..what guy isnt gonna try

  • 40 45
    Submitted by psychedeas on Apr 20, 10 at 5:06am

    Would now be an appropriate time to say that I know a guy who can?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    hey 3:25...too much work? You lazy fuck!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    I agree with 11:03...I'm so curious whether these mythical self-cock-sucking men spit or swallow!

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:20pm

    if i was a guy a might try to see if i could put it in my mouth, but def not suck it...

  • 32 31
    Submitted by stikybriches on May 14, 11 at 10:51am

    Nope. But if you did it successfully, thats the impressive part

  • 42 51
    Submitted by OctWolf on Apr 16, 10 at 10:10pm

    one has to be careful.. there are reported cases where a guy has paralyzed himself trying to do this. If you can reach it, dont force it. your neck bone is more important than your bone bone

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:47pm

    ..If I could lick myself, I'd be buried in vag juice 24/7...

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:04pm

    Either you are very limber or you have a huge cock

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:18pm

    He broke his neck trying to suck his dick!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:17pm

    I know someone who can...i've seen it...he won $20 for it too!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 5:07am

    Yes you are

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:26 have you ever gotten head? it's AMAZING if I could do it whenever wherever I would man up and suck my own dick

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:15pm

    I'm a girl, I can eat myself out. Does that make me lesbian? No, considering I would never want to be with a girl, I'm not attracted to girls and I have a boyfriend. Who I love to give BJs to, so doing that himself has never been an issue.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    i believe if we men could we would

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:16pm

    4:02, exactly. It feels better. Mouth always beats hand. Maybe even fleshlight. Sucks for you girls though, the vag is so far away, but you are more flexible. Any girls owning up to doing this?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    3:22 I think getting head is better than sex... but thats just me... maybe cause it's less work, idk... I love bjs

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:58am

    12:03 Then the human speices would die off, not just women, you mother fucking moron.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 11 at 9:31am

    Urban legend is some removed their lower ribs so they could do it.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:03pm

    Sooo many guys have tried this and some actually can

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    i'm a female, but i totally wish i could get down there on myself. i'd be doing it daily.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    that is disgusting...why cant u click bad night more than twice??

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:00pm

    Mairlyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could do it. tells you a lot about the kinds of characters that suck their own dick??

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:25am

    lol i can get the head in there :D

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Sep 8, 10 at 9:46pm

    nope.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:33am

    Anonymous said... Mairlyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could do it. tells you a lot about the kinds of characters that suck their own dick?? THIS IS A RUMOR

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:33am

    I could when I was younger and growing abnormally. It was fun.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:18pm

    It's not like my wife sucks it 3 times a day like I prefer. 3 times a week if I'm lucky. When I did it, I was also younger, and had never had a bj.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 10, 10 at 11:20pm

    Based on these comments apparently not

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:25am

    i think it's a reasonable argument

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:00pm

    Bruce??? Is this you?

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    lmao i tried dont work to well

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:52pm

    actually i have a friend that can do it.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:26pm

    fuck this shits funny...LIKE A BOSS!!!!

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:15pm

    oops, i meant *think of this haha ^ ^ ^

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:40pm

    1:33 - that's great :)

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:20pm

    4:18 I might get it once every 3-4 months from my girlfriend...

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:18pm

    ive definitely tried it ....and acheived it!! whoo hoo!!

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:58am

    everyone tries it, I do it all the damn time.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:30pm

    I would NEVER want to lick my own pussy. I am also impressed that guys enjoy going down on girls.

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:19am

    haha this is hilarious..I bet all guys have either tried or thought about tryin it

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:37pm

    Will Farrel on SNL... it's been done.

  • 28 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:03am

    if guys evolved and could suck their own dicks, the female species would die off

  • 27 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:11pm

    One of the characters in the movie Shortbus tries, valiently, but fails in the begining of the movie.

  • 28 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:35pm

    i know someone who can.... there are videos

  • 32 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:15am

    i have a friend who can do it, its fuckin weird to look at

    • 30 61
      Submitted by OctWolf on Apr 16, 10 at 10:08pm

      so uhhh, you watched him.. cool. I watched a guy do it too. turned me on.

  • 29 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:19am

    12:03 That's retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:51pm

    LOL! Wowwwww. I can't believe you would even want to suck your own wang dude. That's what chicks are for.