I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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What everyone seems to be missing is that he was handcuffed to someone, and even SHE got laid.. but somehow not with HIM.
reach in your wallet, pull out your Man Card, and pass it forward...you'll get this back when you deserve it...
Dude, location, location, location. You were in the perfect location, and failed.
Please do not feed the trolls
That'd be funny if op was a girl too.
sucks to be you
I'm sure you would've gotten laid if you had been handcuffed to a guy for half an hour instead
That is sooo sad. I don't know anyone who woulda passed up that opportunity. Lol. Poor poor man
@legonut4, Do you just, like, want every single text to be voted as a bad night? Because I looked at all of them and on each one, you gave a crap reason as to why it would be a bad night to every. Single. Text.
I find it hilarious how everyone takes the bait. Every response dignifies the trolling.
You know what that says about you right? Nerds get more action. I agree: it's time to pass forward the man card...
@kylebro you can only reply to comments on the website, if you are on an app you can only reply this way.\n\nStop having a go at legonut, give it a week and he will change name again. In the mean time just don't read his comments if it bothers you, it's more iritatin to read yor comments feeding him than his actual comments.
Had to be the lamest guy I ever knew. Just give you nuts to the next man, he will know what to do with them.
Is that even possible...? If she was drunk too..then, that's all the better.
LoL @ chipdouglas!!!
they need to have a worst night vote for this one. unless she was dogshit ugly.
AND LoL @ jasboo
I know this is gonna sound retarded but how do u reply to comments
You have to kill kenny! We all did it!
it was only for a half hour. she had the rest of the night to do what she wanted
All that means is 1) You can't spit game or 2) your just butt ugly
make sure you keep those handcuffs and handcuff yourself in a corner somewhere. believe me, your life will be less embarrassing this way.
Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Sex is not everything!!!
nobody said sex was everything dr. dumbass! GTFO!
what do you even mean? your comments make no sense. shut the fuck up and quit trolling
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