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  • What everyone seems to be missing is that he was handcuffed to someone, and even SHE got laid.. but somehow not with HIM.

    Submitted by RighteousDiego on Feb 14, 11 at 7:06pm
  • reach in your wallet, pull out your Man Card, and pass it forward...you'll get this back when you deserve it...

    Submitted by jasboo on Feb 14, 11 at 4:39pm
  • Dude, location, location, location. You were in the perfect location, and failed.

    Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 14, 11 at 6:46pm
  • Please do not feed the trolls

    Submitted by NoFeedingTrolls on Feb 14, 11 at 7:25pm
  • sucks to be you

    Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:36pm
  • I'm sure you would've gotten laid if you had been handcuffed to a guy for half an hour instead

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 8:02pm
  • You know what that says about you right? Nerds get more action. I agree: it's time to pass forward the man card...

    Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:34am
  • @legonut4, Do you just, like, want every single text to be voted as a bad night? Because I looked at all of them and on each one, you gave a crap reason as to why it would be a bad night to every. Single. Text.

    Submitted by Katherine045 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:50pm
    • I find it hilarious how everyone takes the bait. Every response dignifies the trolling.

      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 8:47pm
  • That'd be funny if op was a girl too.

    Submitted by catface on Feb 15, 11 at 11:22am
  • That is sooo sad. I don't know anyone who woulda passed up that opportunity. Lol. Poor poor man

    Submitted by playin on Feb 15, 11 at 8:29am
  • Had to be the lamest guy I ever knew. Just give you nuts to the next man, he will know what to do with them.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 14, 11 at 10:07pm
  • @kylebro you can only reply to comments on the website, if you are on an app you can only reply this way.\n\nStop having a go at legonut, give it a week and he will change name again. In the mean time just don't read his comments if it bothers you, it's more iritatin to read yor comments feeding him than his actual comments.

    Submitted by muireann04 on Feb 14, 11 at 9:58pm
  • You suck

    Submitted by tdibitchez on Feb 15, 11 at 10:30am
  • they need to have a worst night vote for this one. unless she was dogshit ugly.

    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:37am
  • Is that even possible...? If she was drunk too..then, that's all the better.

    Submitted by yeekim on Feb 15, 11 at 12:39am
  • LoL @ chipdouglas!!!

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:34pm
  • first

    Submitted by tbut22 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:07pm
  • I know this is gonna sound retarded but how do u reply to comments

    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 14, 11 at 5:40pm
  • All that means is 1) You can't spit game or 2) your just butt ugly

    Submitted by dhaggy21 on Feb 14, 11 at 7:46pm
  • make sure you keep those handcuffs and handcuff yourself in a corner somewhere. believe me, your life will be less embarrassing this way.

    Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:28am
  • it was only for a half hour. she had the rest of the night to do what she wanted

    Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 15, 11 at 8:28am
  • AND LoL @ jasboo

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:35pm
  • ouch bro

    Submitted by mackermoo on Feb 14, 11 at 8:35pm
  • Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Sex is not everything!!!

    Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:42pm