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  • Submitted by RighteousDiego on Feb 14, 11 at 7:06pm

    What everyone seems to be missing is that he was handcuffed to someone, and even SHE got laid.. but somehow not with HIM.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Feb 14, 11 at 4:39pm

    reach in your wallet, pull out your Man Card, and pass it forward...you'll get this back when you deserve it...

  • Submitted by NoFeedingTrolls on Feb 14, 11 at 7:25pm

    Please do not feed the trolls

  • Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 14, 11 at 6:46pm

    Dude, location, location, location. You were in the perfect location, and failed.

  • Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:36pm

    sucks to be you

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 8:02pm

    I'm sure you would've gotten laid if you had been handcuffed to a guy for half an hour instead

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 14, 11 at 10:07pm

    Had to be the lamest guy I ever knew. Just give you nuts to the next man, he will know what to do with them.

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    Submitted by dhaggy21 on Feb 14, 11 at 7:46pm

    All that means is 1) You can't spit game or 2) your just butt ugly

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    Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:34am

    You know what that says about you right? Nerds get more action. I agree: it's time to pass forward the man card...

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    Submitted by playin on Feb 15, 11 at 8:29am

    That is sooo sad. I don't know anyone who woulda passed up that opportunity. Lol. Poor poor man

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    Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:28am

    make sure you keep those handcuffs and handcuff yourself in a corner somewhere. believe me, your life will be less embarrassing this way.

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    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:37am

    they need to have a worst night vote for this one. unless she was dogshit ugly.

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    Submitted by yeekim on Feb 15, 11 at 12:39am

    Is that even possible...? If she was drunk too..then, that's all the better.

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    Submitted by Katherine045 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:50pm

    @legonut4, Do you just, like, want every single text to be voted as a bad night? Because I looked at all of them and on each one, you gave a crap reason as to why it would be a bad night to every. Single. Text.

    • 71 62
      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 8:47pm

      I find it hilarious how everyone takes the bait. Every response dignifies the trolling.

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    Submitted by muireann04 on Feb 14, 11 at 9:58pm

    @kylebro you can only reply to comments on the website, if you are on an app you can only reply this way.\n\nStop having a go at legonut, give it a week and he will change name again. In the mean time just don't read his comments if it bothers you, it's more iritatin to read yor comments feeding him than his actual comments.

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    Submitted by tbut22 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:07pm

    first

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    Submitted by mackermoo on Feb 14, 11 at 8:35pm

    ouch bro

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 15, 11 at 8:28am

    it was only for a half hour. she had the rest of the night to do what she wanted

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    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 14, 11 at 5:40pm

    I know this is gonna sound retarded but how do u reply to comments

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      Submitted by BUbuddy on Feb 14, 11 at 11:00pm

      like this

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:59am

      You have to kill kenny! We all did it!

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    Submitted by catface on Feb 15, 11 at 11:22am

    That'd be funny if op was a girl too.

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    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:35pm

    AND LoL @ jasboo

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    Submitted by tdibitchez on Feb 15, 11 at 10:30am

    You suck

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    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:34pm

    LoL @ chipdouglas!!!

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:42pm

    Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Sex is not everything!!!

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:10pm

      nobody said sex was everything dr. dumbass! GTFO!

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      Submitted by pinkpandas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:12pm

      what do you even mean? your comments make no sense. shut the fuck up and quit trolling

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      Submitted by ChipDouglas on Feb 14, 11 at 6:26pm

      Trollin' (to the song ballin' by Jim Jones)