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  • FAIL for the use of FAIL. both expressions should be fed to a great white already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:59am
  • by the way - sharks have TWO dicks - so be even more amazed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:44pm
  • FAIL FAIL FAIL. Sharks don't have penises.. they are called claspers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:48pm
  • i hav to agree they reran the same three shows within 6 hours this shark week blows so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:16pm
  • 10:47 should probably stay away from the water cause they'll most certainly be one of those idiots who gets attacked...sucks you don't have the knowledge of what to do and not do and what attracts sharks the most like my friends 10:36 10:42 and 10:59. shark week is a week of holiness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:16am
  • agree 10:59. I saw that shit. I LOVE shark week!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:50pm
  • shark weeeeeeek!!! YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:45am
  • FAIL of the EPIC variety.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:44am
  • FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:09am
  • 10:36 is right. I have gotten multiple texts from people that know im watching shark week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:42am
  • Okay, you guys can fuck off because it wasn't fake. Everybody and God watches shark week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:36am
  • no but i saw the one on your boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Back in the day shark week was the shit, now it just seems a little repetitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:53pm
  • shark week is the shit !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Suck my dick, I'm a shark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:35pm
  • i know what theyre talking about it was like a horse x5

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:12am
  • SHARK WEEK, FUCKAHS. anyone who doesnt like it clearly hasnt even given it a chance. slash they dont want to be a "follower" because they are "original" and don't fall into "trends." stfu and enjoy it. know why everyone else does? CUZ ITS FUCKING AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:14pm
  • props to 9:48. They're not penises at all. although a shark that big and scary probably needs some help getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:03am
  • greg norman was also called club foot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:50am
  • No, 9:48, they are called hemi-pens, pronounced peens.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:20pm
  • ...annnnddd 4:35 FTW!--i'm definitely rooting for that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 11:59 can i have your baby?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:22am
  • 1047 your the lame ass for flaming the txt.. Shark week is the best shit EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:59am