And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Your fat will always have your back.
Self pity is so sexy.
Fat Upper Pussy Area...
isn't that a gunt?
Fat upper pussy area
Your FUPA can keep both of you company.
Pardon my ignorance, but what does 'FUPA' stand for?
fat under pubic area
two words…eee yewwww!
@Snidely, I know, right? Yech!
Ooohhhhh, the Pube Pudge... Gotcha now.
Little tip. Dont be FAT and he will stay with you
I picture the op as a half breed between eeyore and grimace
Nah he's to upbeat.. and doesn't create happiness and self loathing by eating chocolate and processed foods
but you never see him with a woman and he's very preoccupied with kids.a bit to much you ask me
I love you. You love me. Let me touch you where you pee. But don't tell your Dad or he'll shoot me with a gun. Kiddy porn is so much fun.
The previous comment does NOT reflect MY views at all.
effing brilliant... lol.
I can totally see that, reeln... She sure seems like one helluva woman, huh? LOL!
if you exercised regularly you just might find your own hot chick... at some point..
Next you'll find yourself cuddling with a body pillow ... Lose the fat
Lose the fat and you'll have a man which will keep you warmer and be better company than that back fat
I know this is prob. A stupid question but how do you comment under another comment?
If you're usin the app…hold down on the comment till the menu pops up, then select "reply to so and so"