I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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U guys are idiots, she can't shit cuhz she had anal u dumbass
Dump of death like on manswers lol
How the fuck does that even happen?
Probably took too many pain killers...that will do it...
picture a super hot chick saying this....still wanna bang her? (yup) LOL!
eat some vegetables dumbass!!
In soviet Russia shits take you
Ahh...the PF Chang's hangover
I think my sister posted this 0.o She was constipated about the time this was posted AND this is our area code AND I had just showed her this sight 0.o
This was posted on a Wednesday, for the record.
Be sure to measure how many courics it is. First!
how the hell is that possible?
It's from taking drugs, opiates make you constipated like a mother fucker. Must remember to shit daily and not let it compound hahahaha
Why am I not suprised that this text came from (256). Oh my town
Omg haha this is the best yet
I'm pretty sure this is referring to the first shit after the first time gettin anal.. I was equally afraid lol
@ lEaSt yUu DoNt QuEeF EvErYtiiMe yOuR BoYfRiEnD FiiNgErS yUu
you brave soul!!! good luck on the number 2! ;)
Been there but for 31 days! It wasn't pretty
I just want to know what day this was posted.
824.. ew. :p
XDD nothing as interesting as anal or drugs. She had just had surgery :p
I don't think this is funny at all. When I was 10-11 years old I remember that i had a 'shitting' disorder and i used to go to the bathroom every 10 to 14 days. So this text is not that big of an accomplishment.
you were a real, shit-head...Waka-Waka!
Dude try three weeks living on fast food...then talk to me
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I'm thinking closed casket...