I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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U guys are idiots, she can't shit cuhz she had anal u dumbass
Dump of death like on manswers lol
Probably took too many pain killers...that will do it...
How the fuck does that even happen?
eat some vegetables dumbass!!
picture a super hot chick saying this....still wanna bang her? (yup) LOL!
In soviet Russia shits take you
I think my sister posted this 0.o She was constipated about the time this was posted AND this is our area code AND I had just showed her this sight 0.o
Ahh...the PF Chang's hangover
This was posted on a Wednesday, for the record.
Omg haha this is the best yet
I'm pretty sure this is referring to the first shit after the first time gettin anal.. I was equally afraid lol
Be sure to measure how many courics it is. First!
Why am I not suprised that this text came from (256). Oh my town
It's from taking drugs, opiates make you constipated like a mother fucker. Must remember to shit daily and not let it compound hahahaha
how the hell is that possible?
@ lEaSt yUu DoNt QuEeF EvErYtiiMe yOuR BoYfRiEnD FiiNgErS yUu
you brave soul!!! good luck on the number 2! ;)
Been there but for 31 days! It wasn't pretty
I just want to know what day this was posted.
824.. ew. :p
I don't think this is funny at all. When I was 10-11 years old I remember that i had a 'shitting' disorder and i used to go to the bathroom every 10 to 14 days. So this text is not that big of an accomplishment.
you were a real, shit-head...Waka-Waka!
XDD nothing as interesting as anal or drugs. She had just had surgery :p
Dude try three weeks living on fast food...then talk to me
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I'm thinking closed casket...