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  • 67 60
    Submitted by garyjosh on Feb 24, 10 at 7:00pm

    Dump of death like on manswers lol

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:37am

    U guys are idiots, she can't shit cuhz she had anal u dumbass

  • 65 57
    Submitted by gingernutcookie on Feb 24, 10 at 11:53pm

    How the fuck does that even happen?

  • 57 50
    Submitted by shoeman12 on Feb 24, 10 at 8:24am

    Be sure to measure how many courics it is. First!

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:21am

    Ahh...the PF Chang's hangover

  • 65 70
    Submitted by SammJae on Feb 25, 10 at 6:58am

    I think my sister posted this 0.o She was constipated about the time this was posted AND this is our area code AND I had just showed her this sight 0.o

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:03am

    In soviet Russia shits take you

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 24, 10 at 9:16am

    picture a super hot chick saying this....still wanna bang her? (yup) LOL!

  • 52 51
    Submitted by aloha8scooby on Apr 8, 10 at 1:43am

    Probably took too many pain killers...that will do it...

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hahaha courics...classic

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:37pm

    This was posted on a Wednesday, for the record.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:48am

    Hahahahahaha

  • 51 55
    Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Feb 25, 10 at 8:33am

    Why am I not suprised that this text came from (256). Oh my town

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 24, 10 at 1:31pm

    eat some vegetables dumbass!!

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Seamonkey27 on Mar 3, 10 at 10:19pm

    Been there but for 31 days! It wasn't pretty

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:47am

    T M I

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:29am

    824.. ew. :p

  • 51 60
    Submitted by sillyblonde2011 on Feb 24, 10 at 4:32pm

    Omg haha this is the best yet

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:53pm

    I just want to know what day this was posted.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Oreilly on Feb 24, 10 at 8:36am

    how the hell is that possible?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:24am

    @ lEaSt yUu DoNt QuEeF EvErYtiiMe yOuR BoYfRiEnD FiiNgErS yUu

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:48pm

    I'm pretty sure this is referring to the first shit after the first time gettin anal.. I was equally afraid lol

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:25am

    Dude try three weeks living on fast food...then talk to me

  • 43 70
    Submitted by hannahhgraves on Feb 24, 10 at 11:23pm

    WTF. Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 23 32
    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Nov 3, 11 at 10:34pm

    It's from taking drugs, opiates make you constipated like a mother fucker. Must remember to shit daily and not let it compound hahahaha

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:43pm

    you brave soul!!! good luck on the number 2! ;)

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:29am

    I don't think this is funny at all. When I was 10-11 years old I remember that i had a 'shitting' disorder and i used to go to the bathroom every 10 to 14 days. So this text is not that big of an accomplishment.

    • 49 59
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 24, 10 at 9:53am

      you were a real, shit-head...Waka-Waka!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:09pm

    Haha

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:10pm

    I'm thinking closed casket...

  • 12 16
    Submitted by nutcasecaptain on Dec 3, 12 at 12:58pm

    XDD nothing as interesting as anal or drugs. She had just had surgery :p