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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    On the bright side, you just had a meal with absolutely no calories.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:07pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.! why can't all the posts on this website be like this one...

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    Just swallow it and let it back out!!!!

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:31pm

    i have a freak for a sister. who flips out over her text being on this website

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43am

    Oh I get it! The writer got fart in his mouth because of the slope of the stairs! -Jeff

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:32am

    Oh I get it I love fart in my mouth!!! -Jeff

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:29pm

    Way to take one for the team. Try not to burp.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:43pm

    Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:50am

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:31am

    jeff and the soviet russia guy arent original. jeffs thing is from family guy (the middle eastern dude in peters office) and i dunno where the soviet russia thing is from, but ive heard it before. theyre still both fucking funny. Brandon on the other hand, should get fucked by a horse

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:50pm

    in Soviet Russia, fart smells you!

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:14pm

    It taste like dandruff mixed with my dick stupid black asshole

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    Yeah a meal that's smart. Fuckin black asshole

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:45am

    Ooo-ooo that smell...

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:02am

    "echoli" as in youtube(dot)c o m/user/echoli ? WTF

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    Wow 11:11 is that even a word?

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:17pm

    11:15 this one time I sprouted wings n flew away. That's more believable than ur bullshit story. Fuck u to fucking hell u motherfucker

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:44am

    ohhhh yeahhhhhhh!! hahah gotta love family guy

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:09am

    *licks 12:33 from head to toe*

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:10pm

    OMG NOBODY CARES! Fuck You

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:41am

    Hey guys, did you hear that rumor that Obama is a worthless piece of shit?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30pm

    Jeff singlehandedly started a tfln revolution.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:44pm

    lets hope you don't get pink eye!! yikesss

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:21pm

    11:20- you are an abortion. -Matt Foley

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:15pm

    Thas nasty. One time my friends dad was trying to fartin his roommates mouth while he was asleep, but he accidentally took a huge crap instead. F his life and his friends ahhhhh.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15pm

    I'm jacking off to this post

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:33am

    this happened to me once. needless to say i got a boner.

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    Submitted by irenekyriazakis on Oct 13, 10 at 1:58am

    lmfao the guy calling everyone black assholes fucking cracked me up

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:16pm

    Taj!!! Your first blowjob!

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    Son of a mother's lover - Coach Hines

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:45pm

    that's not funny 11:15, my friends mom died that way

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:39pm

    "ahhh you caught me with my mouth open" is what u should of said

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:23pm

    Fuck you 11:17 that exact sane thing happened to someone I know. Lol. Props 11:15.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:57am

    @7:25 The Soviet Russia jokes were around way before Family Guy. Ever heard of Yakov Smirnoff! I thought you had to be 17 or older to use this program.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:13pm

    Yeah 11:12 captain smartass n.iggercunt

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:35am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:07am

    12:06 that's about right u stupid black asshole Fuck You

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:06am

    Oh I get it. It's funny because he tasted it. And now he is calling all these people "Stupid black assholes." Good one, chief.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:24am

    Charles Rutherford thinks her farts smell like dirty hot dog water!

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18pm

    you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! -Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:25am

    The soviet Russia thing is from Family Guy as well, when Peter buys a new car.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:03pm

    wow this sht is hilariois

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    My cunt has spoken Fuck You

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:50am

    Charles Rutherford thinks you just gave her a "smog check"!

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:55am

    Your mom is a piece of shit.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:35am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:13pm

    Fuck u 11:12 so many times that ur lower half needs to be amputated bc ur asshole became so big that u couldn't walk

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:35am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:03am

    ohhhh Escherichia coli... of course- my mistake!!!

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 28, 10 at 1:36pm

    God that's nasty.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:16am

    Why does everyone talk about Jeff but not the soviet Russia guy? I think he's funny as shit

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    Fuck u coach Hines u nlggercunt

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:35am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:50am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Sweetchaos96 on Feb 4, 11 at 1:54pm

    haahhah yuck.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:03am

    This joke was already on Family Guy. So much for TFLN originality

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:35am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 29 48
    Submitted by ShangriLala on Jan 28, 12 at 1:15am

    FAS ROH DAH!!!

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:37pm

    Livonia?

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:00am

    Fuck u all stupid black assholes Fuck You

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    11:18 tool and 11:19 jeff hasn't even spoken yet here so fuck u

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:51am

    Hahahahahaha that's fucking nasty

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:34am

    it was probably a queef !! Make you feel better? Almost like eating her out

  • 40 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:24am

    I'm in love with 12:33 xD

  • 37 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:16pm

    @11:57, you only have to pretend to be 17.

  • 34 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:56am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon