What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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What would that even look like?
10:07 so you are saying you live in a "special" place???? sex with breasts?? its called TITTY FUCKING motorboating involves making the sound of a motor boat.
I seem to imagine paper mache, glue and glitter, all in one horrible facial.
hahahaha, this is the funniest image EVER!
Is the girl who looked like a unicorn cummed on her face obsessed with Twilight?
10:50 you have never texted someone at the same party who was across the room???
im thinking Rainbow Bright.......and that shit is hot!!!!!!
So...what were they dressed as?
why won't this let me post?
why is the area code 2 digits...is that normal?
like some good unicorn grunting and maybe a few "say my name, bitch!"s
4:28 please learn the meaning of MOTOR BOATING
motor boated by a unicorn!!
Whats next? Gargoyle rimjobs?
"There's gravel all over my floor. Who did i go home with?"
Why is everyone assuming it's a girl?! I figured it was a guy, I think a girl could easily pull off looking like a unicorn came all over her... a guy... not so much.
Im thinking it's really glittery.
motor boating is like, smashing ur face into a girls V or her Bs, and like slopping around and making motorboat noises. lmao. OMG. thats just sent a horrible horrible image in my head! 0.0 FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
where i live it means sex with the breasts. what do you call that?
why would this be a text conversation? It doesn't sound right...
i have the whole pre and post thing going on in my head now too
I'm thinking her face would be a radiating rainbow.
followed by said unicorn facial
I agree, what does that look like?
10:19 the mental image you just gave me is the most amazing thing I have ever imagined
Always I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOVE!
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