u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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I'm a girl and I always wonder what it feels like for a guy to fuck a girl
I pretend that there is a pool full of pretzels.
this text is hilarious
that being said, im a girl and ive wondered not what it feels like to fuck a girl bc like someone already said just put on a strap-on and fuck your bg/gf whoever likes that sort of thing
but i do wonder how it feels to a guy and why it feels good like i mean sticking your dick over and over in a warm wet tight hole? really, i try to imagine with my finger and cant
Be charismatic young sparrows, he is going through a young bicurious stage.
this text turned me on ; )
How old were u wen u sucked ur first cock??
@5:23 it is fucking awesome!
7:49 this turned me on..
I always wanted to fuck a girl then swich bodies and get fucked in that girls body..
In soviet russia fraternal twins absorb you!
The original text may have been crazy, but it's opened up some really interesting discussion here. It's nice to know so many other people are curious about what it feels like for the other side, even for an hour or a day. I know I am. There's so much pressure not to admit this kind of stuff.
i wonder but i like my dick. it's too c.o.m.p.l.i.c.a.t.e.d for girls.
google "pegging" my son
every body wants to know what its like for the opposite sex, don't call him a freak.
Suuuummmbuddyzz blazed out of their fuckin mind
Prettzels by the ton
Dude, just bottom for a guy in the missionary position. You'll like it, trust me. Girls don't have a prostate, so they'll never know what that feels like...
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a girlgasam, I've watched as girls cum and been jelious, it's so much stronger than a guy's!!! I think that's one of the reasons we need sex so much mire than girls ours just last like 10sec while girls cum for a min or more and multiple times
For all the girls who are wondering, it just plain feels good-PERIOD. END OF STORY.
Just when I thought TFLN was getting better because of the 'Balloon Boy/Michael Jackson/Heaven' text, this shit gets posted. TFLN, you let me down, way to go.
In soviet russia fraternal twins absorb you in the womb
makes me self-counscious sometimes.
No one texts this shit! TFLN FAIL
clearly a lot of pot smoking going on to precipitate this post...LOLZ
This is my area code and this deff Longview Texas
It's like "you mean I can stab this girl with a 5-9 inch tool and not only with it not kill her, it'll make her moan with pleasure? Hell yeah I want that".
If you smoke enough, you could pretty much imagine both.
I shake uncontrollably after
To me nothing is more fulfilling than my quest to give girls the most mindblowing Os they've ever felt. I'm gonna get mine regardless, so why focus on mine. Guys should focus on the girl having many Os.
Do other guys agree with 6:19 and 6:23?
I'm a girl and I never thought of it that way lol
Texas mutha fucka that's where I stay
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
7:49, what does it feel like to be filled up with a meaty cock driving in and out of your vagina and/or ass?
Weird. So similiar to a convo I had with my bf. And he has an east Texas area code and I have a Dallas one. Eeeerie!
This makes me wanna drink some pots.
practice my friend, practice :)
And the girl curious why, well a dickhead has as many nerve endings as a clit. So imagine ur clit spread over the end of a shaft and stimulating it by pounding a hole over and over.
11:52, how do u suck a cock good?
Before he goes inside me, my vag like calls out to him. It's the weirdest/coolest feeling. I feel the wetness drippin down my walls, and as 11:13 said, the O's are magically delicious (multiple Os) yum.
Love the 903, original 903 here, wp, now 469
Awh! A quote from the notebook! I watched that with my bf the other day and cried and he freaked out roflol
Giving head is funn :). I love the taste of cum!!!!!
i take it no one watches venture bros? it's a shout out to the season finally episode! knowing that, it makes it more... probable that some one would text this? meh, maybe maybe not
either this person was having a wicked trip or this is fake.... it's too ridiculous even for me!
This site is fucked.
Try it be4 u knock it. O is more intense and u get off quicker if you're there mentally
This is just beyond weird. I mean, why would you say that to another person? They are obviously going to think you're insane.
6:14 AM- the clit actually has double the nerve endings than the penis does.
Fucking dick sucker WTF would you know about soviet Russia you little bitch
Strap on makes no sense you don't FEEL what a guy would on his dick you're just going in and out of a vagina with a fake dick I wanna know the exact feeling a guy gets on his dick when he puts it in a girls wet cunt
Basically sex to men is permission to violate a girl, and the act itself is violent if u think about it. Plus knowing this long thing we put inside a girl's body is making her feel good is such a turn on...
7:17...East Texas/Dallas nastiness
Testosterone makes men more violent, women too. I bet girls with higher testosterone levels are wilder fucks.
11:13 PM, what does it FEEL like to be filled up with dick?
You, my friend, are a freak. Yes. That's the word.
I always wondered what it would feel like to fly like a bird.
I'm the OP and I'm from Texarkana, but I did go to college in Longview. LU was full of nerds and in the ghetto...
eleven sounds promising, but if a guy is always asking me are you close or does that feel good or do you like it like that baby? I won't cum. it all feels good but listen to my moans and breathing to know if I'm close, and watch my face. I'll tense up before I go and make sure you keep pounding it while I am bc that makes it last even longer
Only a retard from cedar creek lake area.. So stupid
Ha, maybe ur small penis has half as many as a clit, my penis has the same amount...
..to describe what fuckin is like, us guys want more!
WTF award of the day is right!
i liked TFLN better when they were real texts. now it's just people's dumb old bullshit.
Yes I did get mad now I don't feel like I'm Alone! Today is a good day
seriously, just go get your ass reamed
9:21, thats way fucked up.
in conclusion, i give this a good night for originality and thought provoking-ness
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
once you figure out what makes him tick giving head is so much fun! It gets me so hot and worked up when I know he is.
To me, there's NO greater feeling than her legs bent, pounding it as she screams and claws ur back, and hearing ur bodies slap against each other...and then the silent confused contractions as she's going is a thing of beauty!
cum doesn't taste good. some is salty which is ok but it's never gross. it's just not something I crave in my mouth. and giving head is fun if you know what you're doing. I used to love making my boyfriend react in different ways it really would get me in the mood listening to his breathing quicken
This wins the "WTF?!" of the day award.
6:58 what does sucking a cock feel like? Also what does cum taste like/does it taste good. 7:27 does anal feel good?
Yeah pretty much, it's awesome.
what the fuck is this clown even saying/
Haven't wondered this exactly, but I'm a chick who constantly wishes I'd get at least one chance in my life to know what it feels like to get off with a dick. I mean, it's gotta be pretty damn nice if guys are looking for something to fuck all the time.
Oh, and p.s.: uh, anal is nothing like havinng a vagina, sorry guys.
Lame. They need to rethink the texts they put up.
This is my favorite tfln cuz it's opened up girls
I TOTALLY agree with 11:13. I mean in school we're taught women enjoy it much much moré cuz three us so much more cost, like nein preggers for 9 months and you body turnin to shit. Lol god I'm such a sciene geek
Oh dear shit this city has some freaks
Lyke soooo funnie. Not
Damn these crackers are making me salty
Wow!!!! Not sure even what to say. Something tells me ur gonna be a transvestite in the future. If your a guy u should not be thinking about what it's like to get ducked like a girl. U should be thinking about fucking the shot outof a girl. That being said this did make me laugh
yea 5:23.. i wonder it every other day
feeling like a bird is kinda easy; go to your next skydiving-school and sign up for either a tandem or an AFF-class.. if you like that, then do another 200 jumps and don a wingsuit, thats as close to flying like a bird as you'll ever get!
5:23...i always wonder too
I never ask that, it takes away from the moment, but sometimes after we're done I will ask how many Os she had...
It's called womb envy. This text isn't even a little bit funny.