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  • I'm a girl and I always wonder what it feels like for a guy to fuck a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I pretend that there is a pool full of pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • this text is hilarious that being said, im a girl and ive wondered not what it feels like to fuck a girl bc like someone already said just put on a strap-on and fuck your bg/gf whoever likes that sort of thing but i do wonder how it feels to a guy and why it feels good like i mean sticking your dick over and over in a warm wet tight hole? really, i try to imagine with my finger and cant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Be charismatic young sparrows, he is going through a young bicurious stage. quaze modo -- KH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:56pm
  • this text turned me on ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:42pm
  • How old were u wen u sucked ur first cock??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:15pm
  • @5:23 it is fucking awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 7:49 this turned me on.. I always wanted to fuck a girl then swich bodies and get fucked in that girls body..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:21pm
  • In soviet russia fraternal twins absorb you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:55pm
  • The original text may have been crazy, but it's opened up some really interesting discussion here. It's nice to know so many other people are curious about what it feels like for the other side, even for an hour or a day. I know I am. There's so much pressure not to admit this kind of stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:22am
  • i wonder but i like my dick. it's too c.o.m.p.l.i.c.a.t.e.d for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:45pm
  • google "pegging" my son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:23am
  • every body wants to know what its like for the opposite sex, don't call him a freak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Suuuummmbuddyzz blazed out of their fuckin mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Prettzels by the ton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Dude, just bottom for a guy in the missionary position. You'll like it, trust me. Girls don't have a prostate, so they'll never know what that feels like...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I've always wondered what it would be like to have a girlgasam, I've watched as girls cum and been jelious, it's so much stronger than a guy's!!! I think that's one of the reasons we need sex so much mire than girls ours just last like 10sec while girls cum for a min or more and multiple times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:40pm
  • For all the girls who are wondering, it just plain feels good-PERIOD. END OF STORY.

    Submitted by xerces1492 on Apr 21, 10 at 2:31am
  • Just when I thought TFLN was getting better because of the 'Balloon Boy/Michael Jackson/Heaven' text, this shit gets posted. TFLN, you let me down, way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:52pm
  • In soviet russia fraternal twins absorb you in the womb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:14pm
  • makes me self-counscious sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:16pm
  • No one texts this shit! TFLN FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:04am
  • clearly a lot of pot smoking going on to precipitate this post...LOLZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:57pm
  • This is my area code and this deff Longview Texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:48am
  • It's like "you mean I can stab this girl with a 5-9 inch tool and not only with it not kill her, it'll make her moan with pleasure? Hell yeah I want that".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:23am
  • If you smoke enough, you could pretty much imagine both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I shake uncontrollably after

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:14pm
  • To me nothing is more fulfilling than my quest to give girls the most mindblowing Os they've ever felt. I'm gonna get mine regardless, so why focus on mine. Guys should focus on the girl having many Os.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:11am
  • Do other guys agree with 6:19 and 6:23? I'm a girl and I never thought of it that way lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:29am
  • Texas mutha fucka that's where I stay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:08am
  • If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

    Submitted by izah on May 17, 10 at 7:19pm
  • 7:49, what does it feel like to be filled up with a meaty cock driving in and out of your vagina and/or ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Weird. So similiar to a convo I had with my bf. And he has an east Texas area code and I have a Dallas one. Eeeerie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:04am
  • This makes me wanna drink some pots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:25pm
  • practice my friend, practice :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:54pm
  • And the girl curious why, well a dickhead has as many nerve endings as a clit. So imagine ur clit spread over the end of a shaft and stimulating it by pounding a hole over and over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:14am
  • 11:52, how do u suck a cock good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Before he goes inside me, my vag like calls out to him. It's the weirdest/coolest feeling. I feel the wetness drippin down my walls, and as 11:13 said, the O's are magically delicious (multiple Os) yum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:17am
  • Love the 903, original 903 here, wp, now 469

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:09am
  • Awh! A quote from the notebook! I watched that with my bf the other day and cried and he freaked out roflol

    Submitted by kenzieElise on Jun 27, 10 at 4:54am
  • Giving head is funn :). I love the taste of cum!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:58pm
  • i take it no one watches venture bros? it's a shout out to the season finally episode! knowing that, it makes it more... probable that some one would text this? meh, maybe maybe not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:45am
  • either this person was having a wicked trip or this is fake.... it's too ridiculous even for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:35pm
  • This site is fucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Try it be4 u knock it. O is more intense and u get off quicker if you're there mentally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:07am
  • This is just beyond weird. I mean, why would you say that to another person? They are obviously going to think you're insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:30pm
  • 6:14 AM- the clit actually has double the nerve endings than the penis does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Fucking dick sucker WTF would you know about soviet Russia you little bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Strap on makes no sense you don't FEEL what a guy would on his dick you're just going in and out of a vagina with a fake dick I wanna know the exact feeling a guy gets on his dick when he puts it in a girls wet cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Basically sex to men is permission to violate a girl, and the act itself is violent if u think about it. Plus knowing this long thing we put inside a girl's body is making her feel good is such a turn on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:19am
  • 7:17...East Texas/Dallas nastiness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Testosterone makes men more violent, women too. I bet girls with higher testosterone levels are wilder fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:12am
  • 11:13 PM, what does it FEEL like to be filled up with dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:43pm
  • You, my friend, are a freak. Yes. That's the word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:35pm
  • I always wondered what it would feel like to fly like a bird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:09pm
  • I'm the OP and I'm from Texarkana, but I did go to college in Longview. LU was full of nerds and in the ghetto...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:38pm
  • eleven sounds promising, but if a guy is always asking me are you close or does that feel good or do you like it like that baby? I won't cum. it all feels good but listen to my moans and breathing to know if I'm close, and watch my face. I'll tense up before I go and make sure you keep pounding it while I am bc that makes it last even longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:19am
  • Only a retard from cedar creek lake area.. So stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Ha, maybe ur small penis has half as many as a clit, my penis has the same amount...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:36pm
  • ..to describe what fuckin is like, us guys want more!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:39am
  • WTF award of the day is right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:51pm
  • i liked TFLN better when they were real texts. now it's just people's dumb old bullshit. gagh,.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Yes I did get mad now I don't feel like I'm Alone! Today is a good day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • seriously, just go get your ass reamed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 9:21, thats way fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:24pm
  • in conclusion, i give this a good night for originality and thought provoking-ness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:07pm
  • once you figure out what makes him tick giving head is so much fun! It gets me so hot and worked up when I know he is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:50pm
  • To me, there's NO greater feeling than her legs bent, pounding it as she screams and claws ur back, and hearing ur bodies slap against each other...and then the silent confused contractions as she's going is a thing of beauty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:03am
  • cum doesn't taste good. some is salty which is ok but it's never gross. it's just not something I crave in my mouth. and giving head is fun if you know what you're doing. I used to love making my boyfriend react in different ways it really would get me in the mood listening to his breathing quicken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:52am
  • This wins the "WTF?!" of the day award.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 6:58 what does sucking a cock feel like? Also what does cum taste like/does it taste good. 7:27 does anal feel good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Yeah pretty much, it's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:57am
  • what the fuck is this clown even saying/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:57am
  • Haven't wondered this exactly, but I'm a chick who constantly wishes I'd get at least one chance in my life to know what it feels like to get off with a dick. I mean, it's gotta be pretty damn nice if guys are looking for something to fuck all the time. Oh, and p.s.: uh, anal is nothing like havinng a vagina, sorry guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:19am
  • Lame. They need to rethink the texts they put up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:28pm
  • This is my favorite tfln cuz it's opened up girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:38am
  • I TOTALLY agree with 11:13. I mean in school we're taught women enjoy it much much moré cuz three us so much more cost, like nein preggers for 9 months and you body turnin to shit. Lol god I'm such a sciene geek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:13am
  • Oh dear shit this city has some freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:09am
  • Lyke soooo funnie. Not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Damn these crackers are making me salty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Wow!!!! Not sure even what to say. Something tells me ur gonna be a transvestite in the future. If your a guy u should not be thinking about what it's like to get ducked like a girl. U should be thinking about fucking the shot outof a girl. That being said this did make me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:22pm
  • yea 5:23.. i wonder it every other day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:21am
  • feeling like a bird is kinda easy; go to your next skydiving-school and sign up for either a tandem or an AFF-class.. if you like that, then do another 200 jumps and don a wingsuit, thats as close to flying like a bird as you'll ever get!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:24am
  • 5:23...i always wonder too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:10pm
  • I never ask that, it takes away from the moment, but sometimes after we're done I will ask how many Os she had...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • It's called womb envy. This text isn't even a little bit funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:31pm