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  • a heartbeat above a love doll... must be one of those brainiac chicks who can't tell red from blue on a pregnancy test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:35am
  • I'm going to remember that one. It's a pretty rough burn but sometimes people deserve shit like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I think the guy is a boring, lousy lover, I would just lay there too if he was bad at sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:17pm
  • And OP isn't two heartbeats below a dildo because.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30pm
  • well I really hope she deserved it... otherwise you are a massssssive douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:21pm
  • hahaha that's great, if i was a slut i'd get this tatoo'd on my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:55pm
  • daamnnn thats harsh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Thank god the years over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:30am
  • Quite possibly the worst thing you could say to a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I have been there myself...not the being cheated on but the girl not doing anything bed, might as well have used my hand or a blow up doll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:31pm
  • this is absolutely hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am
  • LOL ... I've been a 'unit' before ... It was one of those mistake hookups. Once things got started, I wasn't down anymore, so I just sat there, motionless! I hooked up with that guy a year later, and it was the best sex ever! Go figure ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Ouch. Uncalled for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:17pm
  • bet that went down like a cup of cold puke ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:08pm
  • that is borderline legend.. wait for it, wait for it... dary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 7:17, you are an idiot. If a guy is bad at sex, tell him to leave. Why have sex if it's bad? That's stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:20pm
  • and youre still alive to tell this....how?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:56pm