I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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a heartbeat above a love doll... must be one of those brainiac chicks who can't tell red from blue on a pregnancy test.
I think the guy is a boring, lousy lover, I would just lay there too if he was bad at sex.
I'm going to remember that one. It's a pretty rough burn but sometimes people deserve shit like that.
Thank god the years over
well I really hope she deserved it... otherwise you are a massssssive douche.
hahaha that's great, if i was a slut i'd get this tatoo'd on my ass
And OP isn't two heartbeats below a dildo because.....
Quite possibly the worst thing you could say to a girl.
daamnnn thats harsh.
I have been there myself...not the being cheated on but the girl not doing anything bed, might as well have used my hand or a blow up doll
Ouch. Uncalled for.
this is absolutely hilarious
7:17, you are an idiot. If a guy is bad at sex, tell him to leave. Why have sex if it's bad? That's stupid.
LOL ... I've been a 'unit' before ...
It was one of those mistake hookups. Once things got started, I wasn't down anymore, so I just sat there, motionless! I hooked up with that guy a year later, and it was the best sex ever! Go figure ...
bet that went down like a cup of cold puke ;)
that is borderline legend.. wait for it, wait for it... dary
and youre still alive to tell this....how?