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  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:35am

    a heartbeat above a love doll... must be one of those brainiac chicks who can't tell red from blue on a pregnancy test.

  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    And OP isn't two heartbeats below a dildo because.....

  • 85 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    I'm going to remember that one. It's a pretty rough burn but sometimes people deserve shit like that.

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:17pm

    I think the guy is a boring, lousy lover, I would just lay there too if he was bad at sex.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:55pm

    hahaha that's great, if i was a slut i'd get this tatoo'd on my ass

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:21pm

    well I really hope she deserved it... otherwise you are a massssssive douche.

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:18pm

    daamnnn thats harsh.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:31pm

    I have been there myself...not the being cheated on but the girl not doing anything bed, might as well have used my hand or a blow up doll

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am

    this is absolutely hilarious

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    that is borderline legend.. wait for it, wait for it... dary

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:21pm

    Quite possibly the worst thing you could say to a girl.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:22pm

    LOL ... I've been a 'unit' before ... It was one of those mistake hookups. Once things got started, I wasn't down anymore, so I just sat there, motionless! I hooked up with that guy a year later, and it was the best sex ever! Go figure ...

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:08pm

    bet that went down like a cup of cold puke ;)

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:20pm

    7:17, you are an idiot. If a guy is bad at sex, tell him to leave. Why have sex if it's bad? That's stupid.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:17pm

    Ouch. Uncalled for.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:30am

    Thank god the years over

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:56pm

    and youre still alive to tell this....how?