im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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Like ii insert an E pill down my throat??
BAD! JESUS DON'T DO IT!
Good call on using a small, non-venemous snake. Lots of pain without the murder charge.
Corn Snake vs. Trouser Snake -- WHO WILL WIN?
thats the best sentence ive ever heard
That's a small corn snake, or a stretchy urethra.
Thumbs up to you! I might have to try this one myself on my ex! LOL
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
I KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. AND I LOVE YOU.
that sounds full of all kinds of pain
omg. lets meet. please.
well, there was that grey's anatomy with the penis fish...same idea, really...
yikes. hell hath no fury :)
Cornholio - hahahahahaha!!!!
I hope this isnt about me, but Im not so sure
Haha you would think the Forcibly part would be redundant.. I can't possibly imagine a snake just sliding on up into this guy's urethra.. Or any urethra for that matter..
gold. just freaking gold.
hey, my friend has a corn snake with a bad temper...
Apparently alot of people around here own corn snakes??
JESUS!! You need to kill this broad for yourself and the rest of mankind.
You are banned from both my corn snakes and my urethra.
i feel pain from reading this.
If your gonna force a snake into a hole that small, it doesnt really matter if he's already mad or not.
Well. There're guys that get turned on by having things inserted into their urethra. He might be one of them, and the wiggling might just get him off faster.
I'd find a way to stick a hot coal behind his eye instead. ...or hell, shove a hot coal into his dick. That might work.
points for creativity!