I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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whats wrong with thinking about retarded shit like this when you're high? haha
masterbating in space would be fucking awesome. but only if you didn't have to deal with that whole no oxygen thing. who the fuck wants to masterbate in one of those space suits?
after a while it's like swimming around in a snowglobe...
Peter North, eat your heart out.
No one would be able to tell the difference between a millionaire's pearl necklace and yours.
It'd be like " oooohhhOOOOHHHHH___ dead" something like that
Yeah, what 10:12 said lol. That episode was hilarious!
your goo would be in balls
it would be extravagant.
so funny, my friends and I were discussing this the other night
Thanks, 5:55. Now all I can think of is a guy's dick shriveling up when he tries to open up his spacesuit.
(8) Sex in orbit... Sex in space... (8)
"How not to live your life" FTW
@11:37: Yeah, c'mon. We all know that Spock was yanking it constantly.
@1:02: I'm assuming that OP was wondering about doing this in a space ship, rather than in space. 'Cause, yeah -- otherwise you'd freeze dry and be sunburned to death pretty quick. Although the exploding thing is an urban myth.
Join NASA... I'd do it, just my gf and I... God, perfect weeks...
It's not as good as you would think.
well, except that you'd explode from lack of air pressure, then freeze from the cold.
...but if you could manage to avoid that, it'd probably be stellar.
Aiming up at blast-off would probably cause you to somersault face first into your own jizz.
you could nut on somebody from across the universe.
Peter Griffin says his space shuttle eventually looked like a snow globe
if we're talking zero gravity... at least hard to clean up
i think i need to meet you . seriously, soul mates.
LMFAO he must have been stoned. Only stoners think of retarded shit like this
It'd be fucking awesome. Dumbass.
I wondered this myself. And yet it's never been done in a sci fi movie. No one ever masturbated on Star Trek.
I'm sure it's been done
Well it should feel outragous since it's in space.
your jizz would coagulate like a wisp is smoke.
I alwayed wondered about farting in space. Met an astronaut and that was all I could think of. How do you ask a sitting US Senator that?