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  • whats wrong with thinking about retarded shit like this when you're high? haha masterbating in space would be fucking awesome. but only if you didn't have to deal with that whole no oxygen thing. who the fuck wants to masterbate in one of those space suits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Peter North, eat your heart out.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 9, 11 at 10:57pm
  • after a while it's like swimming around in a snowglobe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:25am
  • It'd be like " oooohhhOOOOHHHHH___ dead" something like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:20pm
  • No one would be able to tell the difference between a millionaire's pearl necklace and yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Yeah, what 10:12 said lol. That episode was hilarious!

    Submitted by aria_ravenmoon on Mar 6, 10 at 12:48pm
  • your goo would be in balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:15pm
  • it would be extravagant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:41pm
  • so funny, my friends and I were discussing this the other night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Thanks, 5:55. Now all I can think of is a guy's dick shriveling up when he tries to open up his spacesuit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:46pm
  • @11:37: Yeah, c'mon. We all know that Spock was yanking it constantly. @1:02: I'm assuming that OP was wondering about doing this in a space ship, rather than in space. 'Cause, yeah -- otherwise you'd freeze dry and be sunburned to death pretty quick. Although the exploding thing is an urban myth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:13am
  • lolz... (8) Sex in orbit... Sex in space... (8) "How not to live your life" FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Join NASA... I'd do it, just my gf and I... God, perfect weeks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:14pm
  • It's not as good as you would think.

    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 5, 10 at 5:50am
  • Aiming up at blast-off would probably cause you to somersault face first into your own jizz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:09pm
  • you could nut on somebody from across the universe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:21pm
  • well, except that you'd explode from lack of air pressure, then freeze from the cold. ...but if you could manage to avoid that, it'd probably be stellar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:02am
  • Peter Griffin says his space shuttle eventually looked like a snow globe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:12am
  • i think i need to meet you . seriously, soul mates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:18pm
  • if we're talking zero gravity... at least hard to clean up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:03am
  • LMFAO he must have been stoned. Only stoners think of retarded shit like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:35pm
  • It'd be fucking awesome. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:32am
  • I'm sure it's been done

    Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 9:52pm
  • I wondered this myself. And yet it's never been done in a sci fi movie. No one ever masturbated on Star Trek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Well it should feel outragous since it's in space. iloveyou.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:32am
  • your jizz would coagulate like a wisp is smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I alwayed wondered about farting in space. Met an astronaut and that was all I could think of. How do you ask a sitting US Senator that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:32pm