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  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

    whats wrong with thinking about retarded shit like this when you're high? haha masterbating in space would be fucking awesome. but only if you didn't have to deal with that whole no oxygen thing. who the fuck wants to masterbate in one of those space suits?

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:46pm

    No one would be able to tell the difference between a millionaire's pearl necklace and yours.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:20pm

    It'd be like " oooohhhOOOOHHHHH___ dead" something like that

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:15pm

    your goo would be in balls

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:41pm

    it would be extravagant.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:25am

    after a while it's like swimming around in a snowglobe...

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:13am

    @11:37: Yeah, c'mon. We all know that Spock was yanking it constantly. @1:02: I'm assuming that OP was wondering about doing this in a space ship, rather than in space. 'Cause, yeah -- otherwise you'd freeze dry and be sunburned to death pretty quick. Although the exploding thing is an urban myth.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:09pm

    Aiming up at blast-off would probably cause you to somersault face first into your own jizz.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:02am

    well, except that you'd explode from lack of air pressure, then freeze from the cold. ...but if you could manage to avoid that, it'd probably be stellar.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    so funny, my friends and I were discussing this the other night

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:37pm

    I wondered this myself. And yet it's never been done in a sci fi movie. No one ever masturbated on Star Trek.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:12am

    Peter Griffin says his space shuttle eventually looked like a snow globe

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:14pm

    Join NASA... I'd do it, just my gf and I... God, perfect weeks...

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:51pm

    lolz... (8) Sex in orbit... Sex in space... (8) "How not to live your life" FTW

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:03am

    if we're talking zero gravity... at least hard to clean up

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:46pm

    Thanks, 5:55. Now all I can think of is a guy's dick shriveling up when he tries to open up his spacesuit.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:21pm

    you could nut on somebody from across the universe.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:32am

    Well it should feel outragous since it's in space. iloveyou.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:18pm

    i think i need to meet you . seriously, soul mates.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:35pm

    LMFAO he must have been stoned. Only stoners think of retarded shit like this

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:42pm

    your jizz would coagulate like a wisp is smoke.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by aria_ravenmoon on Mar 6, 10 at 12:48pm

    Yeah, what 10:12 said lol. That episode was hilarious!

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:32am

    It'd be fucking awesome. Dumbass.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 9:52pm

    I'm sure it's been done

  • 42 54
    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 5, 10 at 5:50am

    It's not as good as you would think.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 9, 11 at 10:57pm

    Peter North, eat your heart out.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:32pm

    I alwayed wondered about farting in space. Met an astronaut and that was all I could think of. How do you ask a sitting US Senator that?