Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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golden shower. nice.
Then she said "In the shower I'm sorry sounded just like 'punch me in the face and crush my balls"
-insert R. Kelly joke here-
Wingchinfighter, learn how to fucking count. You weren't "first" dipshit. Not that anyone gives a flying fuck, but you were eighth. That's the number that comes after 7, which is coincidentally the number of times your mother tried somewhat unsuccessfully to abort you as a fetus.
Wow. That's just too funny.
This is the remix edition to the song about pissin'
is that you Sandy Vietze?
Same scenario, turns out this chick said "please thank my nice class before you come on over to my place." \nShe was 86.\nIt could happen to anyone.
First! A brand new take on golden shower!